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1 Sardar Train main Safar kar raha the..

Cheecker:- Ticket Please..
Sardar:- Nahin Hai..
Cheecker:- Phir Bethey kyn ho?
Sardar:- Lo Khara ho jata hun..:-)

Jun, 09 2010 160 chars (1 sms) 2051 views Sardar

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Man:Sardaar

Man:Sardaar G Apki Behan Gum Ho Gai Hai. . .
Chlain Usay Dhonday.
Sardar: Chor Yaar Kyun Time Zaya Krna,
Kal Geo T.V
Per Aa Jaye Gi.

Sardar in Parks

Sardar park me betha tha. Friend: Kya kr raha hy? Sardar: Badla le Raha hoon! Friend: Kese? Sardar: Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab ma waqt barbad kr raha hoon.

Santa:- I Spoke 2 Sania Mirza

Santa:-
I Spoke 2 Sania Mirza
Yesterday On D Phone!

Banta:-
Dats Great!
What Did She Say?

Santa:-
Just,
Wrong Number!

Dr Sahab Plastic

Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega

Dr:5 lakh

Sardar: Agar ''Plastic'' hum de to?

Pathan Sardar Se

Pathan Sardar Se:
Yara Kya Tumne Generator Mei Petrol Ki Jaga COCA COLA Dala Hai?

Sardar: Nahi Yara..

Pathan: To Yeh Brrrrrr Brrrrrr Kyu Kar Raha Hai??

Ek African bus me Apne bache K sath

Ek African bus me Apne bache K sath
Chara…

Conducter:itna badsoorat bacha aj tek
nahi Dakha.

African ko bohet Gussa aya…

Sardar:kya hua??

African:Conducter ne meri insult ki he…

Sardar:Jaa maar k aa lanti nu..
.
.
Te Ae Apne Baandar Menu paraa ja.

Sardar School Ma S

Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao.

Sardar:Q, tM koN hO ?
Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.
Sardar bola:
Main CPU hoon... =P ;->

nta-Sir aap apni

Santa-Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nhi le jate?

Boss-Bcoz vo gaon ki hai.

Santa-sorry,sir mujhe laga k vo sirf aapki hai..

Sardar :

Sardar :
I Love You Da Ki Mtlab
Honda Ae .. ?

Girl :
Main Tum Se Pyar
Krti Hoon ... !!!

Sardar :
Aaj Ka Di Kuriya''n Ty
Barii Besharam Ne 1 Gal
Da Mtlb Ki Puchya
Free Ho Gau ... ;->

aj mn ne tmhari bv ko

Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha!

4nd:kuty kminy, tmhen shrm nhi ai,
tmhri bhabi hy wo

Srdr:Aby kuty k putr, mn nehr mn nha rha tha or wo ja rhi thi

Sardar Was Sleeping

Sardar Was Sleeping In His

Bed Room With His Wife

Why Are You Scrolling Down

So Fast.

Let Him Sleep With His Wife

Ek Larka Apne Papa

Ek Larka Apne Papa Se: Papa Mai Ne B Apni Shadi Pe Kanjrian Nachani Hain Aap Ki Shadi Ki Tarhan

Papa:

Kute Deya Putra Ao Terian Phuphian C.

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