Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha, Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya: "MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI AB TERA BAAP BHI UJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "
Sardar to Sardar:Agr tu ye bata de k meri tokri mein kya hai to saarey andey tere, Aur agr tu ye bata de k kitne hein to 8 k 8 tere. auu agr tu ye bata de k kis jaanwar k hein to wo murgi bhi teri.
Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ? . . . Sardar:Yaar abba kehta hai maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai so mein wohi dhoond raha hun.