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SARDAR: Batao Aisa Kiya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Tootay ? ,
, PATHAN: Jootay Se Maar Do:)
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May, 20 2012
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Sardar G Dukandar
Sardar G Dukandar Se.
1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.
Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nhe,
6up,
1 Down Hy =P ;->
AJ KAL JUNGLE KA KING
AJ KAL JUNGLE KA KING
''''SHAIR'''' SARDAR JEE SE
DARTA PHIR RAHA HAY
PATA HY Q ??????
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SIMPLE .......
DESE DAYS.......\
SING IS KING
WO konsi ungli
Sardar! Ik sawal ka
jawab to do,
WO konsi ungli hay jis mein haddi nahi
hoti?
Pathan! Nahi pata?
Sardar! Dastaney ki...
Spinner
Sardarni ne sardar se kaha me kapre nichor nichor ker thak gye hun mujhe ek spinner chahiye
to
Sardar doosre din Shahid Afridi le aaya
B.COM
Sardar:Mere liye koi achi si larki ka rishta bata.
Friend:Yaar ek larki hai B.com ki,
Sardar:Yaar Qom koi bhi ho par larki parhi likhi honi chahiye.
Santa: So
Santa: So,
you are distantly related to the family next door,
are you?
Banta: Yes,
their dog is our dog''s brother.
Sardar''s 60th B''day
Sardar''s 60th B''day
Guest: Why This Bulb In Place Of Candles?
Sardar : Its Dificult 2 Put
60 Candles On
Cake. So I Put
This 60 Watts Bulb!!
sardar apni shadi pe
Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kya bat hai?
Sardar: Mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon ka kaha hai. Pata nai Abba mujhe le jata hai ya nahi
Twin babies born in a SARDAR's House.
Twin babies born in a SARDAR's House.
SARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking?
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?
Who is the father of second !
aj mn ne tmhari bv ko
Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha!
4nd:kuty kminy, tmhen shrm nhi ai,
tmhri bhabi hy wo
Srdr:Aby kuty k putr, mn nehr mn nha rha tha or wo ja rhi thi
Have you ever seen
Banta: Have you ever seen a lie detector?
Santa: Yes, I married her!
Sardar darakht pe
Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha
.
Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
.
Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye
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