santa SMS Messages192 messages

Walking on hillside,

Walking on hillside, santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: Are you ok?
santa: Fine thanks!
Banta: Did you break anything?
santa: No, theres nothing down here!

SANTA : Yaar Banta Meri 1 Problem He !

santa : Yaar Banta Meri 1 Problem He !
Oye Yaar Meri Beti Jawan Ho Gau He!

BANTA : Yar Usme Kya He Teri Beti Ko Border Par Bhej De!

2 Hijade Shaadi

2 Hijade Shaadi Ki Badhai Dene Gaye.
Haye-2 Main To 1100 Lungi.Dusri Boli 2100 Lungi.
Piche Se santa Bola Abey 2310 Le Le Usme FM Bhi Hai.

A Question From

A Question From

santa To Bill Gates:

"Sir,

How Is It That Your

Name Is Gates But

U Are Selling WINDOWS

Interviewer:

Interviewer: To Bataiye PANI Ke Bina Insan Kaise Marega?

santa: PANI Nai Hoga To Insan

Tairega Kaise?

Aur Tairega Nahi To Doob Jayega!!!

Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?

Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?

santa: Tipu Sultan''s Skeleton.

Tourist: And Smaller Skeleton Next To It?

santa: Tipu''s When He Was Child

Santa:

santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
Banta: That''s Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
santa: Usne Kaha

Wrong Number

Maths Teacher

Maths Teacher
Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

Santa: Tum guitar

santa: Tum guitar bahot acha bajate ho!
Me bahar khada sun raha tha
Banta: Mai kahan baja raha tha?
Mai to uske upar se dhul jhad raha tha

1 bAt soCh rAhE hAiN

1 bAt soCh rAhE hAiN PAthAn,ZArdAri,PAppu,FArAaz bAith kAr.

Ye sALAy santa Or BAntA kidhAr chALE gAe HuMMe MsgZ mE bhEj kAr... ;->

Upss sochnay ki bAAt hy =P

Tum bade ho kr kya kroge

Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
santa: Shadi.
.
Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
santa:"DADDY

After Eating Fish

After Eating Fish santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach

Categories Anniversary Ascii Bengali Birthday Break Up Broken Heart Christmas Decent Diwali Double Meaning Durga Puja Easter Eid Mubarak English Poetry Exam Faraz Fathers day Flirt Friendship Funny Geo Or Jeenay Do Get Well Soon Good Luck Good Morning Good Night Greeting Halloween Holi Independence Day Inspirational Insult Islamic Khichdi Kiss Love Love Stories Miss You Mother's Day Naughty New Year Pashto Politics Punjabi Q n A Quatations Rainy day Rakhi Ramdan Riddle Romantic Sad Sardar Smile Sorry Teachers day Today's thought Urdu Poetry

santa SMS Messages192 messages

Search SMS Messages