santa SMS Messages192 messages

Santa- Miss call kisnu

santa- Miss call kisnu kehnde ne....?

Banta-Tu vi shudaayi aa,

Munda call kare tan MR. CALL

Je Kudi call kare tan MISS CALL

WHY DID SANTA SING

Q. WHY DID santa SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.

WHY DID SANTA SING

Q. WHY DID santa SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.

Titanic K Saath

Titanic K Saath santa Bhi Doob Raha Tha,
Or Hans Bhi Raha Tha,
Banta:Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
santa:Shukar Hai Mainay Return Ticket Nahi kharida.

Santa Helmet Pehen

santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs..

santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_

Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha He ?

Santa Xerox Karne

santa Xerox Karne K Bad Kya Kar Raha Hai

Kya Kar Raha Hai..

Simple Check Kar Raha Hai Ki Kahi

Koi Speling Mistake To Nahi Hogaya Hai

Santa Was In Shopping

santa Was In Shopping Store.

Salesman: Sir Would U Like To Use A Pocket Calculator?
santa:- No Thanx. I Know How Many Pockets I Have :

Santa: What Is The

santa: What Is The Weather Like ?

Banta: I Do Not Know It Is So Foggy That I Cannot See.

Santa:- I Spoke 2 Sania Mirza

santa:-
I Spoke 2 Sania Mirza
Yesterday On D Phone!

Banta:-
Dats Great!
What Did She Say?

santa:-
Just,
Wrong Number!

Santa Shouting 2 His GFS

santa Shouting 2 His GF

" U Said V Will Do Register

Marriage And Cheated Me,

I Was Waiting 4 U

Yesterday Whole Day

In The Post Office...."

Santa Ki Amma

santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi.
1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati
2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume Bi Le Jati
S:-Chup Ho Jao Kamino
Amma Kya suzuki Dala Kr Ke Gyi He

Santa- Yaar!

santa- Yaar!

A Auratein Sharab

Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai?

Banta- Islye Ki,

Sharab Pine Ke

Baad Chuhe Jaisa

Pati Bhi Sher

Ho Jata Hai.

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