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Santa Lost His

santa Lost His Cheque Book

Bank Manager:
Be Careful,
Anyone Can Put Ur Sign ...

santa:
Oye, I''m Not A Fool,
I Have Already Signed
All Cheques ... ;->

Tu To Ofice Me

santa=
Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher
Bana Ghumta H,
Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?

Banta=
Hota To Sher Hi Hu,
Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He !!

Santa:Doctor,

santa:Doctor,This Medicine

Is Not Available At Any Medical Store."

Doctor:Oh Sorry,

I Forgot To Write The Medicine.

That Was My Signature.

Daku: Tera Nam

Daku: Tera Nam?
Lady: Rita

Daku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He,Ja Tuje Maf Kiya
Or Tera?
santa: santa,
Par Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte He

Girl : Have You Seen

Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
Any Where ... ????

santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like ... !!! ;->

Santa : Among My

santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?
santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber
Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
santa : Coz He''s D Only 1 Who Earns..!

Teacher 2 Santa

Teacher 2 santa : Wht Iz Ur Father Name?
santa : "Google Singh"
Teacher: Y 2 Strange?
santa : Saala Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.

Santa Saw A Man

santa Saw A Man Stealing A Purse

Theif: There Is 1000 Rs

In The Purse.

We Can Take 50-50

santa: OK..OK

What About The

Remaining 900..!

Santa Sharab Pikar

santa Sharab Pikar
Sadhu Se Takra Gya

Sadhu Gusse Me-
Aye Murkh
Me Tuje
SHRAAP Deta Hu

santa-Rukiye
Maharaj
Me Glass
Leke Ata hoon

Santa: I''ve Bee

santa: I''ve Been
Sending E-mails To
William Shakespare...

Banta: William Shakespare
Is Dead, Stupid ...

santa: No Wonder
He Hasn''t Replied As Well ... ;->

Santa: My Dctr Told

santa: My Dctr Told
Me To Drink Carrot
Juice Aftr A Hot Bath
2 Cure My Cold

Banta: Does It Work ?

santa: I Don''t Know
I Can Never Finish
Drinking d Hot Bath ... ;->

Teacher: How Do

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"

santa:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"WIFE

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