santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion''s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
santa: I didn''t say he got out.
"I''m going on vacation . Could you suggest a thrilling crime story ?" santa asks to Banta. "Here this one is so suspenseful you won''t be able to put it down" replies Banta. "only on the last page do you find out that the gardener did it".
santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.
Confused Banta: How the hell?
santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.
