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Man 2 Sardar
Man 2 Sardar : santa,Your Daughter Has Died!

Depressed, Sardar Jumps From 100th Floor.

At 50th Floor He Remembers,

I Dont Hav A Daughter.
Santa Police Se
santa Police Se:
Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se
TV Ke Ilaava Sab Samaan Le Gaye
Police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!?
santa:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha
Santa - Woh Ladki
santa - Woh Ladki Baheri Hai

Banta -Kaise?

santa - Maine Use I Love U Kaha To Boli

"Maine Kal Hi Naya Sandal Kharida Hai"
Wats D Diff
Wats D Diff. B/W Bus & Cycle?

santa:Bus Ka Stand Bus Ke Sath Kabhi Nahi Jata

Par Cycle Ka Stand Cycle Ke Sath Jata Hai.
Santa''s Girfriend
santa''s Girfriend:
Meri Maa Apko Bahut
Pasand Karti He.

santa, After A Deep
Thought:
Kuchh Bhi Ho
Jaaye,
Shaadi To Main
Tujhse Hi Karunga!!
Santa: Should I BuyS
santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.?

Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8.

santa: Thank God I Have Only 6 Children..!!
Salsman-Which
Salsman-Which
Soap U
Use?
santa-BABA''S Soap,BABA''S Paste,BABA''S Brush.
Salsman-Is BABA''S
A INTRNATIONAL Company?
santa: Baba Is My Room Mate.
Santa:Ye Gandhi
santa:Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai?
Banta:Simple Hai Yar
Royenge To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na
Banta Singh:
Banta Singh: "Yaar santa,

Last Year The Name-Plate Outside Your House Read santa Singh B.A.

This Year It Read santa Singh M.A.,

When Did You Finish Yours Masters Degree?

santa Singh: "You Don''t Understand.

Last Year My Wife Died,

I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.

Hen I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again
Santa Ek Baraf Ka
santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.

Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??

santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!
SaNtA BaNtA Se
santa BaNtA Se: JuB MaI ApP Ki TaSvEr DeKhTa HoN ToU BhOaT HaIrAn HoTa Hoo

BaNtA:KhUsH Ho Kr K MaI Ye KiS TaRaH TaYaR KaRtA HoO"

santa:NaHe BaLkE ApP ApNa KiMtI WaQt KyOn ZaYa KaRtE
HaI . . . :-P;->
SaNtA : MaI YaQeN Se
santa : MaI YaQeN Se ToU NaHe KeH

SaKtA K Umair Ki UmAr KiTnI HaI

LeKn Wo JaWaN Ho GaYa HaI

BaNtA : WoH KaIsE

santa : TuM Ne DeKhA NaHe Wo ApNi NaAk KuD SaAf KaR RaHa
ThA . . . . ;->

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