santa SMS Messages192 messages

Daku: Tera Nam?

Daku: Tera Nam?
Lady: Rita

Daku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He,Ja Tuje Maf Kiya
Or Tera?
santa: santa,
Par Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte He

Santa:Doctor,This Medicine

santa:Doctor,This Medicine

Is Not Available At Any Medical Store."

Doctor:Oh Sorry,

I Forgot To Write The Medicine.

That Was My Signature.

Santa=

santa=
Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher
Bana Ghumta H,
Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?

Banta=
Hota To Sher Hi Hu,
Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He !!

Banta-Kya Hua,

Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?

santa-Dadaji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya,

Wohi Dhund Raha Hu

Santa Lost His Cheque Book

santa Lost His Cheque Book

Bank Manager:
Be Careful,
Anyone Can Put Ur Sign ...

santa:
Oye, I''m Not A Fool,
I Have Already Signed
All Cheques ... ;->

SaNtA : MaI YaQeN

santa : MaI YaQeN Se ToU NaHe KeH

SaKtA K Umair Ki UmAr KiTnI HaI

LeKn Wo JaWaN Ho GaYa HaI

BaNtA : WoH KaIsE

santa : TuM Ne DeKhA NaHe Wo ApNi NaAk KuD SaAf KaR RaHa

SaNtA BaNtA Se:

santa BaNtA Se: JuB MaI ApP Ki TaSvEr DeKhTa HoN ToU BhOaT HaIrAn HoTa Hoo

BaNtA:KhUsH Ho Kr K MaI Ye KiS TaRaH TaYaR KaRtA HoO"

santa:NaHe BaLkE ApP ApNa KiMtI WaQt KyOn ZaYa KaRtE
HaI . . . :-P;->

Santa Ek Baraf Ka

santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.

Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??

santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"

santa:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"WIFE

Teacher 2 Santa

Teacher 2 santa : Wht Iz Ur Father Name?
santa : "Google Singh"
Teacher: Y 2 Strange?
santa : Saala Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.

Santa: Why Do

santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?

Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination

Santa:

santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion''s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
santa: I didn''t say he got out.

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