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Santa starts working in

santa starts working in a Museum enquiry counter.
One man asks santa - How Old is this Dinosaur''s fossil?
santa - Hmmm... It is 70 million years and 23 days old
Man - How can you tell so accurately?
santa - When I joined the museum 23 days back, they told me that it is a 70 Million Year old fossil and not to touch it.

Santa: Qutub Minar kahan hai?

santa: Qutub Minar kahan hai?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
Pappu: Ram Lal kaun hai?
santa: Pata nahi.
Pappu: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo

Nurse-congrats:

Nurse-congrats: Aapke jurwa bete hue hain.....
santa: Ye to hona hi tha...
Nurse- Kyon?
santa: Jab dekho KBC PART-2 dekhti rahti thi, Mil gaya na UMEED SE DUGNA

WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?

WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?

A. santa SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS

Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.

santa kissed his girl friend in the park.

Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?

santa: Don?t worry darling, I''m already married

Banta was amazed t

Banta was amazed to find santa playing chess with his dog.
He watched the game in astonishment for a while.

"I can hardly believe my eyes!" Banta exclaimed.

"That"s the smartest dog I"ve ever seen."

"Nah, he"s not so smart," santa replied.

"I"ve beaten him three games out of five"

Banta was amazed t

Santa-jab meri nayi nayi shadi hui thi

santa-jab meri nayi nayi shadi hui thi

mujhe biwi itni pyari lagti thi man karta tha khaa jaun.

Banta-aur ab?

santa-khaa hi jata to acCha h0ta.

Santa apni biwi

santa apni biwi k offic gaya to dekha Boss k godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
santa-Chal Laajo,aisi jagah kam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi b na ho!.

After returning

After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?

Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?

Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?
santa: KHULE AAM...

Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai.

santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai.
Bata: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai.
santa: Kya naam hai.
Banta: Mein bank gaya tha, vahan yeh ek counter pe baithi thi, name plate pe likha tha: Chaalu Khata

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