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Santa: So

santa: So,
you are distantly related to the family next door,

are you?

Banta: Yes,
their dog is our dog''s brother.

Santa:Aaj kisine mere

santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
santa:Mera BETA..

Santa - My wife

santa - My wife died yesterday..
I''m trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back. :D

Santa-Mujhe Us

santa-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao

Banta-Kya Hua

santa-Jb Se Maine Kaha

''Dil Cheer K Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga''

Wo Chaku Le K Pichhe Hi Pad Gayi H

Santa-Mujhe Us

santa-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao

Banta-Kya Hua

santa-Jb Se Maine Kaha

''Dil Cheer K Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga''

Wo Chaku Le K Pichhe Hi Pad Gayi H

Santa: How can

santa: How can you Stop Barking our Dog in our Backyard?

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Banta: That''s Easy!!! The answer is put it in Front Yard!. :-)

SANTA: "I Love U

santa: "I Love U"
Means Kya Hota H?

GIRL: Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun

santa: Le 1 Questn Kya Pucha, Tu To Mujse Pyar Kr Baithi "Pagli"
:-D

Santa 60th Birthday

santa 60th Birthday
Banta-Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya he?
santa-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil ho Rhi thi
Isliye 60Watt k bulb laga diye

Santa aur banta ne

santa aur banta ne
zindagi me pehli baar riksha dekha.

Sant-dekho kitna chhota tanga.

Bant-haan aur gadha to dekho,aadmi jaisa dikhta

SANTA Film Dekhn

santa Film Dekhne Gaya Lekin Wo Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke Wapas Aa Gaya..

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Kyoki
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Us Film Ka Naam Tha.

" HOUSE FULL "

Intelligent Santas

Intelligent santa
All scientists fail 2 ans this but santa rocks

Q:-Which liquid thng turns solid on heating?

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Ans:- BESAN k PAKODE.

An astronomer was

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”

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