santa SMS Messages192 messages

Q: Why did santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON”T CALL ME NOW.


Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?

santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.


santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.

Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked santa, “How far is land”?
santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
santa: Downwards!


santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.

He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.

“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man.

santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.”


Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p


Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
"Rang De Basanti" movie
Dekh k santa ko bahut gussa aaya

Friend asked: Why are you so angry?

santa: Poori film mai Basanti to dikhai nahi di
Teacher - How Do
You Spell "Wrong" ?

santa - "R-O-N-G"

Teacher - That''s
Wrong !!

santa - That''s What
You Asked, Isn''t It ... ? ;->
santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?
santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber
Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
santa : Coz He''s D Only 1 Who Earns..!
Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
Any Where ... ????

santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like ... !!! ;->