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Sidhi Bat No Bakwas

1Admi santa ki beta se Puchhta he
Beta Papa Ghar me he?

santa ka Beta Sprite Pete hue
Uncle Sidha bolo Mummy se milna he

Sidhi Bat No Bakwas

maths teacher was t

Maths Teacher
Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

santa tum guitar ba

santa: Tum guitar bahot acha bajate ho!
Me bahar khada sun raha tha
Banta: Mai kahan baja raha tha?
Mai to uske upar se dhul jhad raha tha

1 bat soch rahe hain

1 bAt soCh rAhE hAiN PAthAn,ZArdAri,PAppu,FArAaz bAith kAr.

Ye sALAy santa Or BAntA kidhAr chALE gAe HuMMe MsgZ mE bhEj kAr... ;->

Upss sochnay ki bAAt hy =P

teachr tum bade ho

Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
santa: Shadi.
.
Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
santa:"DADDY

after eating fish sa

After Eating Fish santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach

sidhi bat no bakwas

1Admi santa ki beta se Puchhta he
Beta Papa Ghar me he?

santa ka Beta Sprite Pete hue
Uncle Sidha bolo Mummy se milna he

Sidhi Bat No Bakwas

if one night a big f

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs
you and puts you in a sack don"t worry I told santa I
wanted you for CHRISTMAS.

if one night a big f

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs
you and puts you in a sack don"t worry I told santa I
wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS

if one night a big f

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs
you and puts you in a sack don"t worry I told santa I
wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS

i hope you have a wo

I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great
new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you .
enjoy your holidays !

chritmas ka yeh pyar

Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan
apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari
kare sweekar. Merry Christmas.

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