santa SMS Messages192 messages

One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the
thirteenth floor building when a man came running in
to his office and shouted "santa Singh your daughter
Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in
panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office
window. While coming down when he was near the tenth
floor he remembered he didn''t have a daughter named
Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered
he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground
he remembered he was not santa Singh.
A man:-santa ur son is dead

Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor

35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son

20th floor:- i m not married

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3rd floor:- shit i m banta
A man:-santa ur son is dead

Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor

35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son

20th floor:- i m not married

&

3rd floor:- shit i m banta
Napolean says " The Word " Impossible" is not in my dictionary "
santa singh " Tay Vekh kay leni se na dictionary.
Doc: tum roz subha clinic k bahir khare ho kar aurtoon ko kyon ghoorte ho?
santa: ji ap ne bahar likha hai: Aurtoon ko dkehne ka samay 9am-11am hai :)
Doc: tum roz subha clinic k bahir khare ho kar aurtoon ko kyon ghoorte ho?
santa: ji ap ne bahar likha hai: Aurtoon ko dkehne ka samay 9am-11am hai :)
Mina: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the
other.
santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of
the mouth.
santa to his mother-Maa Khush khabri hai
Ma-Bol beta
santa-Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye hai
Ma-Beta hua ya Beti
santa-na Beta na Beti, Teri Bahu ne Doosri Shadi kar li hai!
santa 2 his wife : light chali gayi hain...bahut garmi ho rahi hain..jara fan on karna...
santa''s wife : kar di na sardaaro waali baat...!! agar Fan on kiya to candle bhuj jayegi na...!!!!
santa : People santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD ! U have came again..
santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.

Banta child - how?

santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakar lete hain
Ek bari ek bhikhari santa ko kehta k bhagwaan ke naam pe kuch dede..santa ne apni cycle bahar nikali aur usko.
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Cycle pe "JHOOTHE" dene lagg gaya--..