WHY DID SANTA SING

Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.

Jun, 10 2010 116 chars (1 sms) 3152 views Q n A

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Mera Ek Jumla Jo Aapko Aksar Yaad Aata Hai.

Reply Is Must.

Forward It To Your All Friends and Get Intresting Yaadain.

Slct 1 day den i''ll t

Slct 1 day den i''ll tell u meaning of dis dayz:::

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Baap Ne Apni Beti

Ek Sawal:

Baap Ne Apni Beti ko Gift de Kar bola k

Bhook Lagy to kha Lena,
Pyas lagy to P Lena,
Aur Sardi lagy to Aag laga Dena!

Batao wo kon See Cheez hai?

Reply SOCH KAR.

Answer :

Coconut

Woh Kon sa Gunnah (

Q : Woh Kon sa Gunnah (Sin) Kabeera hai Jiss ki Tauba nahi ??

( Shirk sab se Bara gunnah Kabeera hai Lekin Aus ki Tauba ki Ja Sakti hai )

Ans :

Woh Gunnah KhudhKhsui Hai Yani Sucide.. Coz Aap Ko Tuba Karni Ki Muhlaat Milti Nahi Orr Ager Aap Tuba Kar Sako tu Woh Khudkhushi Hi Nahi :)

Kaun Se Shakhs Ka Birthadyq

1) Kaun Se Shakhs Ka Birthady Her Saal Nahi Atta?

2) Dhoop Mein Kya Khushk Nahi Ho Sakta?

3) Kaun Sa Phal Meetha Honay K Bawajood Frookht Nahi Hota?

4)Kaun Si Cheez Hai Jiss Ka Naam Lo Toot Jati Hai?

5) Woh Kya Cheez Hai Jo Baghair Paoon Ke Bhagta Hai Or Lout Kar Nahi Atta?

Its Challange To All
Reply On My Number If You Can....

R u Smart EN0UGH

R u Smart EN0UGH??
fill d following...

Q. Which alphabet is a question?
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Q. Which alphabet is fly?
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Which alphabet is a part of face?
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Which alphabet is a tool?
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Which alphabet is a drink?
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Which alphabet is in geometry box?
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Which alphabet is a source of salt?
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Suppose If Mirror

Suppose If Mirror Was Not Invented

&

I Ask U To Describe

How My Face Looks

How Wud U Describe .... ???

Q : 4 ko 7 Bar Ais

Q : 4 ko 7 Bar Ais Tarah Lekhay k 100 Aye ...

You Can Use Minus , Plus , Mulitplication AsweLL..

But answer IZ Derived Frm 7 timEz 4 ...

Ans : 44 + 44 + 4 + 4 + 4=100

Half a Circle+

Half a Circle+Circle+Half a Circle+A
Half a Circle+Circle+90'' Angle+A

COCA
COLA

Chalnay (walking)

Q : Chalnay (walking) Aur Doornay (runing) Main farak bataye ???

Ans : Jab Admi Chalta Hai Tu Pehle Earhi Uthata hai But jab Insan Dorta hAi tu Pehle Panja Rakhta HA

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Merey Msg mob pe dekh k app k xpressions kya hotey hain?

1.Faltu larka hai.
2.Peechey lag jata hai.
3.Smile
4.ThankGOD msg aya.
5.Isey msg ka bht shauk hai.
6.Gussa
7.Dil garden garden hojata hai.
8.Dekhtey hi delete.
9.Aray Wah!
10.Tym waste.

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WHY DID SANTA SING

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