Aik Larkay Ka Mamoon

Aik Larkay Ka Mamoon
Aik Larkay Ka Mamoon
Aik Larki Ka Mamoon
Ka Mamoon Hai Batian

Larkay Aur Larki Ka Kia Rishta Howa?
  

Jun, 10 2010     104 chars (1 sms)     3403 views       Q n A

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Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
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if im get in married 2mmorrow n today u get 2 walk 4 smtime wid my fiance,wht wud u lik 2 tel him abt me?reply
If Ur Ex-Lover Invites To His/Her Marriage,

Wat Wud U Like To Gift Him/Her?

Send It To Ur Frdz N Know How Ppl Hav Feelings For Dr Ex-Love, But Reply Me First
Today is CoUpLe Day..!!

Make my couple with anyone of your own choice..!!

Share it with your friends and get interesting replies..
but reply me 1st..
I am waiting for your replies..!!
ek mard or ek orat bike pe ja rahey thay to policewaley ne rok kar poocha ye orat tumhari kia lagti hai ?
mard ne jawab dia k, iss ka susar mere susar ka baap hai.
batao orat or mard ka aapus mey kia rishta hai ?
Q : Chalnay (walking) Aur Doornay (runing) Main farak bataye ???


Ans : Jab Admi Chalta Hai Tu Pehle Earhi Uthata hai But jab Insan Dorta hAi tu Pehle Panja Rakhta HA
If you avail a chance to throw a shoe..!!

Which person you want to see as the Target..???

(No Politician)

Waiting for your interesting Reply..!!
" FRIENDSHIP TEST "

1- Ek bAt jo kAbi nA kAhi ho?

2- Ek bAt jo mjh me buri ho?

3- Ek bAt jo mjh me Achi ho?

4- Mere sAth Dosti ki wäjä?

RepLy MuST
LUX: HOT

REXONA: ROMaNTIC

DETOL: FIGHTER

SAFEGARD: CARING

TIBBAT: MOODY

CAPRY: UGLY

HOOR: GUDLUKING

LETHERE: CHARMING

DOVE: SELFish... ;->
A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere. And no, he didn''t miss and he wasn''t Superman or any other caped crusader. How did he do this?
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Ans: He shot a mirror.
Insaan Apni Marzi Se Paida Nahi Hota,
Na Hi Maut Usko Apni Marzi Se Ati Ha
To Phir Wo Paidaaish Or Maut Ka
Darmyaani Waqt Apni Marzi Se
Kyu Guzaarna Chahta Ha?
Q : Duniya Ke Woh 2 kon se Juram hain jo Paya Takmeel Tak Poonch jaye tu Duniya ki Koi taqaat (Power) Saza (punishment) nahi de sakti ,ager woh Na Mukamal ( uncompelte ) rahay tu Saza de ja sakti hai ???

Ans : 1- Sucide and 2- Bar Saray Iqtidar ( Become Prisident of Country as like Musharaf )