Agar Aapki Wife

Q: Agar Aapki Wife / Husband So Gaye Hain Aur Aapki Birthday Hai To Aap Us Pe Kya Karengy?

1. Naraz Ho Kar Beth Jaogay?

2. Muaf Kardo Gy?

3. Us Se Koi Gift Mango Gy?

4. Usko Kiss Karne Ko Kahogy?

5. Ya Bus Chup Ho Kar Beth Jaogy?

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Jun, 10 2010 258 chars (2 sms) 3810 views Q n A

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4 = 9625

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Bhook Lagy to kha Lena,
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Batao wo kon See Cheez hai?

Reply SOCH KAR.

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Coconut

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