Agar Aapki Wife

Agar Aapki Wife
Q: Agar Aapki Wife / Husband So Gaye Hain Aur Aapki Birthday Hai To Aap Us Pe Kya Karengy?

1. Naraz Ho Kar Beth Jaogay?

2. Muaf Kardo Gy?

3. Us Se Koi Gift Mango Gy?

4. Usko Kiss Karne Ko Kahogy?

5. Ya Bus Chup Ho Kar Beth Jaogy?

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Jun, 10 2010     258 chars (2 sms)     4250 views       Q n A

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Q1. Agr Aap 1 Din k Liye mere 7 Ghomne Chalty to Kahan?
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Q3. Agr Aapko Chance Mile Mujhe koi 1 Sentence Kehne Ka to Aap Kya kehty?
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Q4. Agr Aapko Chance Mile meri koi Cheez Lene ka to Aap Kya Lete?
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3) YOur Best Friend?

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5) What you are Thinking in Free Time?

6) Koi Songjo app pe fitt hota hay?

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8) What I am to you?
A Challenge For U 2 Rearrange D Following Words:
Karnemd (Place)
Laebaba (Bird)
Sondelo (Food)
Peoahygrg (Subject)
Rabe (Animal)
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Answer:
Karnemd (Place)Denmark
Laebaba (Bird) ABABEAL
Sondelo (Food)noodels
Peoahygrg (Subject)geography
Rabe (Animal)BEAR....
What am I?

I am the begining of eternity and the end of time and space. I am the begining of every end and the end of every place. What am i?

The Answer:

The letter "E"! Beginning of Eternity end of timE and spacE, etc.
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Tuesday=mangal
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Thursday=jumerat
Friday=juma
Saturday=hafta
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What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years. . . ?
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The Answer Is " The letter "m"