Agar Aapki Wife

Agar Aapki Wife
Q: Agar Aapki Wife / Husband So Gaye Hain Aur Aapki Birthday Hai To Aap Us Pe Kya Karengy?

1. Naraz Ho Kar Beth Jaogay?

2. Muaf Kardo Gy?

3. Us Se Koi Gift Mango Gy?

4. Usko Kiss Karne Ko Kahogy?

5. Ya Bus Chup Ho Kar Beth Jaogy?

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Jun, 10 2010     258 chars (2 sms)     4462 views       Q n A

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Q : Woh Kiya hai Jisay HARAM karar diya gaya hai Lekin humaye peene (drink) ko bhi kaha gaya hai ???


Ans : GUSSA ..
Q : Baadshah Akbar ke zamnay main Darayaye (river) ravi main zabardast Salab aya tha .. Lahore sheher ko zabardasht Nuksaan Pooncha Lekin baad shah Masjid jo Drayeaye Ravi ke pass hai woh nahi doobi bataye kyoon???


Ans : Badshah Akbar Ke Zamanay Mai Baadshahi Masjid Bani Hi Nahi Thi :)
Aik Larkay Ka Mamoon
Aik Larki Ka Mamoon
Ka Mamoon Hai Batian

Larkay Aur Larki Ka Kia Rishta Howa?
Q. Which alphabet is a question?
ans. y (WHY)
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Q. Which alphabet is fly?
ans. B (BEE)

Which alphabet is a part of face?
ans. I (EYE)

Which alphabet is a tool?
ans. X (AXE)

Which alphabet is a drink?
ans.T (TEA)

Which alphabet is in geometry box?
ans. D(because a protractor is D shaped)

Which alphabet is a source of salt?
ans. C (SEA)
o kon Sa PHAL hai,
Jiska phela lafz kat dein to ek MULK ka naam aur aakhiri Kat dein to SHEHER aur dono ko kat dein to PARINDAY ka naam ban jata hai.
Celebrate

''''Angry'''' day

Wo Meri Kon C Baat Hy Jo Aapko Bht Gussa Dilaati Hy?

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But Reply Me First..

''''Angry'''' day

Wo Meri Kon C Baat Hy Jo Aapko Bht Gussa Dilaati Hy?

Send This SMS 2 Ur Friends 2 Knw..

But Reply Me First..
Woh kaun hein Jo aik hee tarha k shikari sey kaiyee dafa shikar hoye par phir b ussee shikari k ghun ghatey hein?



Naheen pata? Chalo mein batata hoon.

And the Answer is "We" matlab? Pakistani Awam aik hee tarha k shikari sey kaiyee dafa shikar hoye par phir b ussee shikari k ghun ghatey hein?



Naheen pata? Chalo mein batata hoon.

And the Answer is "We" matlab? Pakistani Awam
Question:


"Sardi K Mausam Main Sab Se Mushkil Kaam Konsa Lagta Hai?"


Send It To Your Friends and Get Funny and Exciting Answers.

But Reply Me First.
Today Is"THE BEST SMS DAY"

Send Me Ur Favourite Sms

That U''ve Kept In

Ur Inbox 4m Long Time.
Wo Konsi 3 Cheezain Hain

Jinhain Hamesha Soch

Samjh Kr Uthana Chahiye

Reply Must.
Choose 1 Of The
Following Caeroon
Character 2 Know Abt
Ur Nature

Micky Mouse
Barbie
Teddy Bear
Popye
Tweety
Pusy Cat
Jerry
Simba
Pooh
Scooby


Micky Mouse- Moody
Barbie- Honest
Teddy Bear- Romantic
Popye- Stupid
Tweety- Soft
Pusy Cat- Angry
Jerry- Clever
Simba- Cool Minded
Pooh- Cheerful
Scooby- Greedy
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years. . . ?
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The Answer Is " The letter "m"