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Q: Agar Aapki Wife / Husband So Gaye Hain Aur Aapki Birthday Hai To Aap Us Pe Kya Karengy?
1. Naraz Ho Kar Beth Jaogay?
2. Muaf Kardo Gy?
3. Us Se Koi Gift Mango Gy?
4. Usko Kiss Karne Ko Kahogy?
5. Ya Bus Chup Ho Kar Beth Jaogy?
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Who Are The Two
Q. Who Are The Two Brothers
Who Live On Opposite Sides
Of The Road Yet Never See Each Other?
Ans: Eyes.
Reply Is Must
Reply Is Must :
" Ager Zindagi Mai Kabhi Hamra Rabta Khatam Ho Jaye...
Tb,
Apko Meri Kya Baat Yaad Reh Jaye Gi..?
Serious Reply Is must .
1.White Cloud
1.White Cloud=too emotional
2.Blue Sea=intelligent n cute
3.Black Universe=devil
4.Sunset=furious
5.Grass=flirty
6.Pink Rose=u luv sum1 deeply
Chor Ki Biwi Ka B
Chor Ki Biwi Ka Bhai Apka Mamoo Lagta Hai To Chor Se Apka Kaya Rishta Hua ??
What''s The Correct answer . . . ? ? ?
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The Answer Is " Father "
How ?? :
ChoR Ki BiWi = Ur MoM
MoM Ka BhAi = MaMmOo
AuR ChOr = FaThEr
Some try to hide
Some try to hide, some try to cheat, but time will show, we always will meet.
Try as you might, to guess my name, I promise you''ll know, when you I do claim.
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Ans: Death!
Hi Guiss
Hi Guiss ,
Do U Want To Test Ur Mind
Without Any Fees ,,,
If Yes Then Just Read This Question ,And Answer It Its So Easy ...
If
1 = 5
2 = 25
3 = 625
4 = 9625
Then
What Would Be ..
5 = ?????
Its A challang ...
For Right Answer Sms Me I''ll Tell U Ab Ur Mind ..
Merey Msg mob pe
Merey Msg mob pe dekh k app k xpressions kya hotey hain?
1.Faltu larka hai.
2.Peechey lag jata hai.
3.Smile
4.ThankGOD msg aya.
5.Isey msg ka bht shauk hai.
6.Gussa
7.Dil garden garden hojata hai.
8.Dekhtey hi delete.
9.Aray Wah!
10.Tym waste.
kindly choose 2 options n send me,Im waiting!
Zyada GUSSA konsi age main ata hai?
Zyada GUSSA konsi age main ata hai?
1= Bachpan
2= Jawani
3= Burhappa
Wo Konsi 3 Cheezain
Wo Konsi 3 Cheezain Hain
Jinhain Hamesha Soch
Samjh Kr Uthana Chahiye
Reply Must.
A reasent studdi haz
A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?
Bye) Is A Little Wrd That
(Bye) Is A Little Wrd That Causes S0 Much Pain ..
The Pers0n U h0Ld N0w Might Nvr Meet U Again!
S0 Nvr Say (Bye)
Alwayz Se ..
(Meet U Again)
0r
(C U S00n)
Send It 2 Th0se Wh0m U Nvr Want 2 Say (Bye) In Ur Life ..
Woh Kon sa Gunnah (
Q : Woh Kon sa Gunnah (Sin) Kabeera hai Jiss ki Tauba nahi ??
( Shirk sab se Bara gunnah Kabeera hai Lekin Aus ki Tauba ki Ja Sakti hai )
Ans :
Woh Gunnah KhudhKhsui Hai Yani Sucide.. Coz Aap Ko Tuba Karni Ki Muhlaat Milti Nahi Orr Ager Aap Tuba Kar Sako tu Woh Khudkhushi Hi Nahi :)
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