Agar Aapki Wife

Q: Agar Aapki Wife / Husband So Gaye Hain Aur Aapki Birthday Hai To Aap Us Pe Kya Karengy?

1. Naraz Ho Kar Beth Jaogay?

2. Muaf Kardo Gy?

3. Us Se Koi Gift Mango Gy?

4. Usko Kiss Karne Ko Kahogy?

5. Ya Bus Chup Ho Kar Beth Jaogy?

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Inteligence Test By

Inteligence Test By P.A.F (Pakistan Air Force)
1) Wo kya cheez hy jo khayi bhi jati hy or pee bhi jati hy?
2) Wo kon sa mulk hy jahan 6 mahiney din or 6 mahiney raat rehti hy?
3) Baraf k makano main rehney waley log kya kehlaatey hain?
4) Duniya main sab se zyada kon sa khel khela jata hy?
5) Wo kon sa janwar hy jo pani main peda hota hy or khushki pe rehta hy?
Ans !!!

Select a Bird for Me

Select a Bird for Me and then I tell You What You Feel About Me!

Sparrow
Crow
Eagle1
Parrot
Pigeon
Penguin
Falcon

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Answers:
Sparrow: I am innocent
Parrot: I am flirt
Eagle: U like me
Crow: We are best friends
Pigeon: U love me too much!
Penguin: I am cute
Falcon: I am dangerous for u!

IMAGINE:We Meet

IMAGINE:We Meet after a LoNg Time and We aRe TalKing In Ur Room at Nite n No One at Home.

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Then Ur Handphone RiNgs Downstairs.
I asK U2 Come BacK after The Call&U Promise Me!
Person On Call
Tels U Dt I Died Last Nite.

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Would U Come BacK2 Ur Room As Promised?

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Chor Ki Biwi Ka B

Chor Ki Biwi Ka Bhai Apka Mamoo Lagta Hai To Chor Se Apka Kaya Rishta Hua ??
What''s The Correct answer . . . ? ? ?
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The Answer Is " Father "

How ?? :

ChoR Ki BiWi = Ur MoM
MoM Ka BhAi = MaMmOo
AuR ChOr = FaThEr

Select 1 Of Given

Select 1 Of Given Smells & Than I''ll Tell U
What Kind Of Person U r ???

1. MEHNDI
2. BAARISH K BAAD MITTI KI KHUSHBUU
3. KHAANE Ki
4. NAIL CLRZ
5. WALL PAINT
6. INK SMELL

MEHNDI = True & Luving Person

BAARISH = Sensitivve & Deep Thinker

KHAANE Ki = Greedy

NAIL CLRZ = Always Praise & Show Off

WALL PAINT = Love Family & Home

INK = Creative & Shy

Duniya Ke Woh 2 kon

Q : Duniya Ke Woh 2 kon se Juram hain jo Paya Takmeel Tak Poonch jaye tu Duniya ki Koi taqaat (Power) Saza (punishment) nahi de sakti ,ager woh Na Mukamal ( uncompelte ) rahay tu Saza de ja sakti hai ???

Ans : 1- Sucide and 2- Bar Saray Iqtidar ( Become Prisident of Country as like Musharaf )

Dost - Pyar -

Dost -
Pyar -
Khwab -
Dua -
Khwaish -
Nafrat -
Yaad -

In Words Ko Parho
Aur Har Word K Aage
Wo Likho Jo Aap K Dil Me
Aata Hy In Word Ko Dekh k
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WHAT DOES 98 STAND

Q. WHAT DOES 98 STAND FOR IN WINDOWS 98? A. IT STANDS FOR NUMBER OF TIMES IT HANGS IN A DAY.

agar har dil pyar

agar har dil pyar karta hai to log issey burra kyun samjhatey hein?
Agar pyar mein taqat hoti hai to log izhar sey kyun dartey hein.
Agar pyar k koi mazhab naheen hota to log mehboob ko sirf apna kyun kehtey hein?

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Hai Dum To Jawab

Hai Dum To Jawab BHEJO.
Is Sentence Ko English Me Translate Karo.
" Ganje Ki Maang Me Sindoor "
Its A Challange 4 U... ;->

Intelligent ho

Intelligent ho??, to jawab do.

God, Mother, One, Ball.

In 4 alfaaz ko aysy milay k pakistan ki mash-hor shakhsiat ka naam bnay?

Answer :
Alama Iqbal Janix. . . ;->

An aeroplane carrying

An aeroplane carrying 40 people crashed over d Atlantic ocean,
wd every single person being killed
Yet 2 passengers survived
How is this possible?

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