Agar Aapki Wife

Agar Aapki Wife
Q: Agar Aapki Wife / Husband So Gaye Hain Aur Aapki Birthday Hai To Aap Us Pe Kya Karengy?

1. Naraz Ho Kar Beth Jaogay?

2. Muaf Kardo Gy?

3. Us Se Koi Gift Mango Gy?

4. Usko Kiss Karne Ko Kahogy?

5. Ya Bus Chup Ho Kar Beth Jaogy?

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Jun, 10 2010     258 chars (2 sms)     4347 views       Q n A

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Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POSSESSIVENESS? a. constiPATION.
Kiss tarhan ki cheez sey apko raat main daar lagta hia?
Apney doston sey pocho and get exciting answers..!!
but reply me 1st.
I am 5 letter word,
If all the 5 letters are available I am a talent in you,
If you remove my first letter I will die,
if you remove my first 2 letters I will be sick.
Who am I

The answer is: SKILL
What You See In My Eyes ?

Cleverness ?

Naughtyness ?

Hope ?

Emotions ?

Deepness ?

Love ?

Quietness ?

Shyness ?

Loneliness ?

Praudness ?
Ans Of Hassan Riddle..!
Aik
Pahari Larki
Pahari Par Beath Kar
Pahari Geet Ga Rahi Thi

Dude Dont Post Re-Posted sMs..!
FirsT Read Our Collection First..!

The Whole sMs U Posted R Already Xsist..!
Degrees Of Girls!
Send it to Your Friendz and See k Wo Tumhe konsi Degree denge?

B.A: Beautiful Angel

B.E: Beautiful Eyes

B.Sc: Beautiful Stupid Chulbuli

B.L: Beautifully Loyal

MBBS: Much Beautiful But Stupid

B.COM: Basically Confidence of Mohabbat

B.B.A: Beauty Bold & Active

L.L.B: Love 4 Loyal Boy

Ph.D:Perfect Heart Dream Girl.

But Reply Me First.
Select 1 colour
And you Have to Do Whatever Comes In It
RED
PURPL
YELLO
BLUE
WHITE
BROWN
SILVER
GOLDEN
& Reply must


SILVER
Tell Me Your Life''s Biggest Achievement

Red
3 sentences in My praise

Golden
Cal me for 1 mint

YELLO
Tell Me Your Life unforgettable Day

WHITE
You Have To Kiss Me Whenever You meet In infront Of Everyone

BLUE
Pepsi Is DUE On You

BROWN
Send me Your 2 Favorite Msgs

Parple
Send me Balance Of 50 Rupees
Dekhty hen ap kitny zheen hen & ''URDU'' pe aapko kitni mahaarat hasil hai...

Anday ki zardi white
''HOTI'' hai ya
''HOTA'' hai?

Rply must... ;->
Chor Ki Biwi Ka Bhai Apka Mamoo Lagta Hai To Chor Se Apka Kaya Rishta Hua ??
What''s The Correct answer . . . ? ? ?
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The Answer Is " Father "

How ?? :

ChoR Ki BiWi = Ur MoM
MoM Ka BhAi = MaMmOo
AuR ChOr = FaThEr
Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.