Agar Aapki Wife

Agar Aapki Wife
Q: Agar Aapki Wife / Husband So Gaye Hain Aur Aapki Birthday Hai To Aap Us Pe Kya Karengy?

1. Naraz Ho Kar Beth Jaogay?

2. Muaf Kardo Gy?

3. Us Se Koi Gift Mango Gy?

4. Usko Kiss Karne Ko Kahogy?

5. Ya Bus Chup Ho Kar Beth Jaogy?

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Jun, 10 2010     258 chars (2 sms)     4362 views       Q n A

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if you remove my first 2 letters I will be sick.
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CAPRY: UGLY

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Aik Larki Ka Mamoon
Ka Mamoon Hai Batian

Larkay Aur Larki Ka Kia Rishta Howa?
If Ur Ex-Lover Invites To His/Her Marriage,

Wat Wud U Like To Gift Him/Her?

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Jab Insaan ko Piyar hota hai to woo Sheesha (Mirror) kyn ziyaada dekhta hai?

Reply is Must..!!
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Agr Aap Dulha Ban K Stage Pe Baitho Gay

Tu Apni Dulhan K Kaan

Ma SUb SA Pehle Kia Kaho Ha?

Funny Reply Is Must
Ek Sawal:

Baap Ne Apni Beti ko Gift de Kar bola k

Bhook Lagy to kha Lena,
Pyas lagy to P Lena,
Aur Sardi lagy to Aag laga Dena!

Batao wo kon See Cheez hai?

Reply SOCH KAR.

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Coconut
What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it?
You can''t buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library?
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ans: telephone book!
Wo Konsi 3 Cheezain Hain

Jinhain Hamesha Soch

Samjh Kr Uthana Chahiye

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