Agar Aapki Wife

Q: Agar Aapki Wife / Husband So Gaye Hain Aur Aapki Birthday Hai To Aap Us Pe Kya Karengy?

1. Naraz Ho Kar Beth Jaogay?

2. Muaf Kardo Gy?

3. Us Se Koi Gift Mango Gy?

4. Usko Kiss Karne Ko Kahogy?

5. Ya Bus Chup Ho Kar Beth Jaogy?

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Jun, 10 2010 258 chars (2 sms) 3725 views Q n A

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Dimag hai to is

Dimag hai to is word ko tarteeb do..
"LENZATE"
Ye 1 cute cheez ka naam hai.
Its challange 4 u.
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Reply quickly.

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You would be in 2nd (not 1st!).

you passed the guy in second place, not first.

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Correction Day

Tell Me 1 Bad Thing
That You Have Found
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To Correct?
This Would Help Me To
Improve Myself This Year

Reply Is Must &
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Maths Magic:
Ur Cell Numbers Last Digit X 2 + 5 X 50 + UR Age + 365 & - 615.
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TodAy is REMEMBRIN

TodAy is REMEMBRING dAy,
RecAL ur miNd..

Or mEri kAhi hui aiSi bAt batAyEn jO ApkO Aj b yAd hy..

sEnd it 2 ALL ur frndz n gEt InTresTing MeMoriez
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It''s Challenge for you

It''s Challenge for you..
Yeh aik Beautiful Words hai..
Is ko Tarteeb do..
"NAEAHUISHEFMS"
Is naam ko app din may kam say kam 5 baar letey ho..
Reply is Must..!
If you don''t find..
Then Reply on my number i tell you the Answer..

R u Smart EN0UGH

R u Smart EN0UGH??
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What Will Ur Husband

What Will Ur Husband say to u "ghoonghat utthaane k baad" at ur wedding night?
pick up any one number,i will tell u later.

1,3,5,7,9,11,13,15,17,19,21

Answers:

1:me joruu ka ghulam ban k rahoonga

3:Uff me kahan phans gaya

5:I cant wait more

7:Betta tension naa lo

9:tumhare kitne boy friends the?

11:U r good but I love someone else

13:Hyeee me mar gaya

15:Ghoonghat waapas daal dega

17:My love for U is infinite

19:Bhootniiiiiiii

21:Tum Mujhe pehle kyuun nhi mili...

A - Roses

A - Roses
B - Tension
C - Understanding
D - Heart
E - Romance
F - Fight
G - Care
H - Money
I - Respect
J - Nothing
K - Freedom
L - Kids
M - Suche Mhbt
N - Satsfaction
O - Posesivens
P - Friendship
Q - Gifts
R - Chocolates
S - Lots of Love (Gud Luck)
T - Pain
U - Happiness
V - Rudeness
W - Kisses
X - Tears
Y - Attitude
Z - Forever Love

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Who Made You Smile This Year.
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