Agar Aapki Wife

Agar Aapki Wife
Q: Agar Aapki Wife / Husband So Gaye Hain Aur Aapki Birthday Hai To Aap Us Pe Kya Karengy?

1. Naraz Ho Kar Beth Jaogay?

2. Muaf Kardo Gy?

3. Us Se Koi Gift Mango Gy?

4. Usko Kiss Karne Ko Kahogy?

5. Ya Bus Chup Ho Kar Beth Jaogy?

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Jun, 10 2010     258 chars (2 sms)     4790 views       Q n A

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A woman,while at d funeral of her mother meets a guy whm she did not know.She thot this guy was simply '' amazing'',vry much of her dream guy, she believed him to b just tht!She fel in lov wth him but nver asked for his number&could not find him.

.......A few days later she kiled her FIRST sister.
Q:Wht z her motive in killng her sis?Reply must must must.ok coz after ur reply i wil tel u sumthng strange.
Plz Tel Me Comedy Answer :

Agr Ap K Pas Auto-Rickshaw Hota
To Ap Us K Pechay Kya Likhtey?
Send It To Al Ur Frndz Nd See Beautiful Replies Bt First Me!
Hai Dum To Jawab BHEJO.
Is Sentence Ko English Me Translate Karo.
" Ganje Ki Maang Me Sindoor "
Its A Challange 4 U... ;->
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Forward this msg to your frndz & get mazay-dar replies..

"Sardio''n ki raatei''n hon aur.....''"

reply iz must.?
Q : Duniya Ke Woh 2 kon se Juram hain jo Paya Takmeel Tak Poonch jaye tu Duniya ki Koi taqaat (Power) Saza (punishment) nahi de sakti ,ager woh Na Mukamal ( uncompelte ) rahay tu Saza de ja sakti hai ???

Ans : 1- Sucide and 2- Bar Saray Iqtidar ( Become Prisident of Country as like Musharaf )
Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POSSESSIVENESS? a. constiPATION.
Some try to hide, some try to cheat, but time will show, we always will meet.
Try as you might, to guess my name, I promise you''ll know, when you I do claim.
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Ans: Death!
Ye Fill Karo Abhi Plz:

Q1. Agr Aap 1 Din k Liye mere 7 Ghomne Chalty to Kahan?
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Q2. Agr Aap Hamare Rishte ko Change Kar Sakte to Konsa Rishta Banate?
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Q3. Agr Aapko Chance Mile Mujhe koi 1 Sentence Kehne Ka to Aap Kya kehty?
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Q4. Agr Aapko Chance Mile meri koi Cheez Lene ka to Aap Kya Lete?
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''''Angry'''' day

Wo Meri Kon C Baat Hy Jo Aapko Bht Gussa Dilaati Hy?

Send This SMS 2 Ur Friends 2 Knw..

But Reply Me First..

''''Angry'''' day

Wo Meri Kon C Baat Hy Jo Aapko Bht Gussa Dilaati Hy?

Send This SMS 2 Ur Friends 2 Knw..

But Reply Me First..
1. Whats Best In Me?
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2. Whats Bad In Me?
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3. Whats My Name In Your Cell?
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4. I Am Your?
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5. I Am Just Like A?
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6. What You Wich For Me?
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SenD tO yoUrS FrieNDS AnD GeT CraZZy AnSweR...
in the middle of Sky

Change Y in to I

The double of the first


Whoever answers, shall give me just

ANSWER: KISS