Agar Aapki Wife

Agar Aapki Wife
Q: Agar Aapki Wife / Husband So Gaye Hain Aur Aapki Birthday Hai To Aap Us Pe Kya Karengy?

1. Naraz Ho Kar Beth Jaogay?

2. Muaf Kardo Gy?

3. Us Se Koi Gift Mango Gy?

4. Usko Kiss Karne Ko Kahogy?

5. Ya Bus Chup Ho Kar Beth Jaogy?

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Jun, 10 2010     258 chars (2 sms)     3630 views       Q n A

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Inteligence Test By P.A.F (Pakistan Air Force)
1) Wo kya cheez hy jo khayi bhi jati hy or pee bhi jati hy?
2) Wo kon sa mulk hy jahan 6 mahiney din or 6 mahiney raat rehti hy?
3) Baraf k makano main rehney waley log kya kehlaatey hain?
4) Duniya main sab se zyada kon sa khel khela jata hy?
5) Wo kon sa janwar hy jo pani main peda hota hy or khushki pe rehta hy?
Ans !!!
Kiss tarhan ki cheez sey apko raat main daar lagta hia?
Apney doston sey pocho and get exciting answers..!!
but reply me 1st.
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

The Answer:

You would be in 2nd (not 1st!).

you passed the guy in second place, not first.
Q. Who Are The Two Brothers

Who Live On Opposite Sides

Of The Road Yet Never See Each Other?












Ans: Eyes.
Select 1 Of Given Smells & Than I''ll Tell U
What Kind Of Person U r ???


1. MEHNDI
2. BAARISH K BAAD MITTI KI KHUSHBUU
3. KHAANE Ki
4. NAIL CLRZ
5. WALL PAINT
6. INK SMELL




MEHNDI = True & Luving Person

BAARISH = Sensitivve & Deep Thinker

KHAANE Ki = Greedy

NAIL CLRZ = Always Praise & Show Off

WALL PAINT = Love Family & Home

INK = Creative & Shy
Question of The Day:

Agar Tum Larki Hoti Aur
Mera Rishta Aata to Tum Kiya Karti.



Send this sms to your Friends & Enjoy Fantastic answers.

Aap ki Khamoshi ko Main Han Samjhon ga!
kya aap duniya k sab sey ajeeb jungle k barrey mein jantey hein? yeh aisa jungle hai k jiss mein insaan rehtey hein? batayein!



Yar kya hum nei Pakistan ko kissi jungle sey kam samjha hai, yahan par b "jiss kee lathi uss kee bains" ka mahawra chalta hai aur jungle mein b
1 ladke ne 1 ladki se uska nema pucha to ladki ne kaha meri skuti ke piche likha he
6.1
6.3
6.2
2.1
dimag ho to ladki ka nam batao.
Only for inteligent
Questions
Kon Sa Mosam Dil Ko Bahta Ha ?
Ans:
Apni Achi Aur Buri Aadat Batye ?
Ans:
Koi Film Jo Bar Bar Dekhi Ho ?
Ans:
Zindgi K Kin Dino Ma Wapis Jana Chahte Ho ?
Ans:
Subha Ka Aghaz Kis Tarah Karte Ho ?
Ans:
Zindagi Kub Buri Lagti Ha ?
Ans:
Kabi Najomi Ko Hath Dikhaya ?
Ans:
" FRIENDSHIP TEST "

1- Ek bAt jo kAbi nA kAhi ho?

2- Ek bAt jo mjh me buri ho?

3- Ek bAt jo mjh me Achi ho?

4- Mere sAth Dosti ki wäjä?

RepLy MuST
One Crazy Question For You:

Agar Meri Shaadi aapki Marzi se hoti to aap meri Shadi kis se Karwatay?

Fwd It to your friends and cousins and get funny replies.
But Reply Me First.
"Phansi" islam mai nahi hay aur na hi is ka time islam mai muqarar kiya gaya hay, ye angraiz ka qanoon hay. so contact them