Agar Aapki Wife

Agar Aapki Wife
Q: Agar Aapki Wife / Husband So Gaye Hain Aur Aapki Birthday Hai To Aap Us Pe Kya Karengy?

1. Naraz Ho Kar Beth Jaogay?

2. Muaf Kardo Gy?

3. Us Se Koi Gift Mango Gy?

4. Usko Kiss Karne Ko Kahogy?

5. Ya Bus Chup Ho Kar Beth Jaogy?

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Jun, 10 2010     258 chars (2 sms)     4341 views       Q n A

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Choose 1 Of The
Following Caeroon
Character 2 Know Abt
Ur Nature

Micky Mouse
Barbie
Teddy Bear
Popye
Tweety
Pusy Cat
Jerry
Simba
Pooh
Scooby


Micky Mouse- Moody
Barbie- Honest
Teddy Bear- Romantic
Popye- Stupid
Tweety- Soft
Pusy Cat- Angry
Jerry- Clever
Simba- Cool Minded
Pooh- Cheerful
Scooby- Greedy
Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS? A. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD
Dimag hai to is word ko tarteeb do..
"LENZATE"
Ye 1 cute cheez ka naam hai.
Its challange 4 u.
Ye naam kam se kam din mai 5 dafa ap lety honge
Reply quickly.
Here Gr8 Challenge!
Tll me your any newly maried realative(Male).. i will tll his wife name...
its working jst try it
Jst send your male realative name at 03343004071... i will tll u his wife name
Slct 1 day den i''ll tell u meaning of dis dayz:::

Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Wo kon sa badsha ha jo apne maa
k pet me 3 sal tak rha
or jub wo peda howa to us
k 32 k 32 dant nekal chuke the ?
It''s my chelenge 4 u ,
Jasmine=Ur simplicity appeals every1
Red Rose=U want 2 get married
MaryGolg=U r very lucky
SunFlower=U r very selfish
Habiscus=U r a pessimist
Lily=U r very optimistic
Black rose=u luv sum1 silently but u dun realize it.
White Rose=U r very innocent
Daffodil=U lyk sum1
Reply is Must..!!
Q: Pehli Martba rona kab aya?
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Q: Kis cheez ko paaney ki shiidat sey khuwahish ki aur wo puri na hoie..?
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Q: Dil ki batain kisey btatey ho?
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Q: Kuch aisa jo nahin hona chahiye tha, par wo ho gaya?
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Q: Pehli martba kis ko passand kia?
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Q: Kis ki narazgi bardasht nahin?
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Q: Zindagi ka sab sey yaadgar lamha konsa hai?
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Q: Kia kabhi kisi sey mohabbat karo gaye?
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Q: Sab sey behtarien dost kon hai?
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What Will Ur Husband say to u "ghoonghat utthaane k baad" at ur wedding night?
pick up any one number,i will tell u later.

1,3,5,7,9,11,13,15,17,19,21

Answers:

1:me joruu ka ghulam ban k rahoonga

3:Uff me kahan phans gaya

5:I cant wait more

7:Betta tension naa lo

9:tumhare kitne boy friends the?

11:U r good but I love someone else

13:Hyeee me mar gaya

15:Ghoonghat waapas daal dega

17:My love for U is infinite

19:Bhootniiiiiiii

21:Tum Mujhe pehle kyuun nhi mili...
U Have 7 Sticks "| | | | | | |". . . Make It Twenty Four Without Bending Or Breaking Them. . . !
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The Answer Is " XX|V"
Q : Woh Kon sa Gunnah (Sin) Kabeera hai Jiss ki Tauba nahi ??

( Shirk sab se Bara gunnah Kabeera hai Lekin Aus ki Tauba ki Ja Sakti hai )

Ans :

Woh Gunnah KhudhKhsui Hai Yani Sucide.. Coz Aap Ko Tuba Karni Ki Muhlaat Milti Nahi Orr Ager Aap Tuba Kar Sako tu Woh Khudkhushi Hi Nahi :)
Zyada GUSSA konsi age main ata hai?

1= Bachpan
2= Jawani
3= Burhappa