Agar Aapki Wife

Agar Aapki Wife
Q: Agar Aapki Wife / Husband So Gaye Hain Aur Aapki Birthday Hai To Aap Us Pe Kya Karengy?

1. Naraz Ho Kar Beth Jaogay?

2. Muaf Kardo Gy?

3. Us Se Koi Gift Mango Gy?

4. Usko Kiss Karne Ko Kahogy?

5. Ya Bus Chup Ho Kar Beth Jaogy?

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Jun, 10 2010     258 chars (2 sms)     3517 views       Q n A

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Slct an alphabat n i''ll tell u k aap kya hasil karenge is sal me.

A
D
G
J
M
P
T
W

Rply me 2 get an answer!
_2_|_6_|_4_
_1_|_5_|_7_
_3_|_8_|_9_

in number''s ko is tarha arrange karein k jis taraf se b add karein ''15'' answer aaye.
Its challenge.. ;->


Answer :

4|9|2
3|5|7
8|1|6

;->
Q : Woh Kon sa Gunnah (Sin) Kabeera hai Jiss ki Tauba nahi ??

( Shirk sab se Bara gunnah Kabeera hai Lekin Aus ki Tauba ki Ja Sakti hai )

Ans :

Woh Gunnah KhudhKhsui Hai Yani Sucide.. Coz Aap Ko Tuba Karni Ki Muhlaat Milti Nahi Orr Ager Aap Tuba Kar Sako tu Woh Khudkhushi Hi Nahi :)
Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years. . . ?
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The Answer Is " The letter "m"
Q. Which alphabet is a question?
ans. y (WHY)
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Q. Which alphabet is fly?
ans. B (BEE)

Which alphabet is a part of face?
ans. I (EYE)

Which alphabet is a tool?
ans. X (AXE)

Which alphabet is a drink?
ans.T (TEA)

Which alphabet is in geometry box?
ans. D(because a protractor is D shaped)

Which alphabet is a source of salt?
ans. C (SEA)
Inteligence Test By P.A.F (Pakistan Air Force)
1) Wo kya cheez hy jo khayi bhi jati hy or pee bhi jati hy?
2) Wo kon sa mulk hy jahan 6 mahiney din or 6 mahiney raat rehti hy?
3) Baraf k makano main rehney waley log kya kehlaatey hain?
4) Duniya main sab se zyada kon sa khel khela jata hy?
5) Wo kon sa janwar hy jo pani main peda hota hy or khushki pe rehta hy?
Ans !!!
Fill in the blank with yes or NO only.
_______I M NOT A Male.
Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena
Zindagi me 1 aisa moka miley jb dunya k samney kisi se kch khna ho bagair kisi dar ya khof k to aap kis se aur kya khna chahenge???
Rply iz must!
Plzz Fill up:
1.U like to call Me as=
2.Song u like to dedicate 4 me=
3.Gift 4 me=
4.Best in me=
5.Worst in me=
6.Want to change in me

rep iz must.
Ye Fill Karo Abhi Plz:

Q1. Agr Aap 1 Din k Liye mere 7 Ghomne Chalty to Kahan?
Ans=

Q2. Agr Aap Hamare Rishte ko Change Kar Sakte to Konsa Rishta Banate?
Ans=

Q3. Agr Aapko Chance Mile Mujhe koi 1 Sentence Kehne Ka to Aap Kya kehty?
Ans=

Q4. Agr Aapko Chance Mile meri koi Cheez Lene ka to Aap Kya Lete?
Ans=

Reply Fast.
Dimag hai to is word ko tarteeb do..
"LENZATE"
Ye 1 cute cheez ka naam hai.
Its challange 4 u.
Ye naam kam se kam din mai 5 dafa ap lety honge
Reply quickly.