Agar Aapki Wife

Agar Aapki Wife
Q: Agar Aapki Wife / Husband So Gaye Hain Aur Aapki Birthday Hai To Aap Us Pe Kya Karengy?

1. Naraz Ho Kar Beth Jaogay?

2. Muaf Kardo Gy?

3. Us Se Koi Gift Mango Gy?

4. Usko Kiss Karne Ko Kahogy?

5. Ya Bus Chup Ho Kar Beth Jaogy?

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Jun, 10 2010     258 chars (2 sms)     4324 views       Q n A

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1-Barish Ko Dekh Kr Kya Sochtay Ho?
2-Ap Ki Zindgi Ki Sab Se Kemti Chez?
3-Acording 2 U Defination Of Dosti?
4-Acording 2 U Defination Of Love?
5-Kbi Ksi Se Sacha Pyar Kia?
6-Chand Ko Dekh K Kya Khyal Ata Hai?
7-Koi Aesa Insan Jo Tumary Hr Raz Se Wakif Ho?
8-1 Din Ki Zindgi Mily To Kya Chaho Ge?
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Aaj app ke dil main merey liye jo bhi hai keh do, I don''t mind..

I am waiting for your reply..!!
Ans these Question if Anyone of is Intelligent.

Q1: One egg boiled in 3 minutes,
How much time it''ll take to boil 12 eggs?

Q2: How may times 5 can be Subtract form 25?

Q3: Six politicians Meet and each Shakes the Hand of the others.
How many Handshakes are Exchanged?

Answers:

1. 3 Mins
2. Only One Time
3. 30
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Agar Meri Shaadi aapki Marzi se hoti to aap meri Shadi kis se Karwatay?

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Try To Solve It...

"R + CAT + SHOW - RAT + SUN - CHOSE + MOON + I - NOON + GOAL + T - GOAT - U + E"

ThErE Is A WoRd B/w TheSe WoRDs
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The Answer Is " SMILE "
Q : Woh Kiya hai Jisay HARAM karar diya gaya hai Lekin humaye peene (drink) ko bhi kaha gaya hai ???


Ans : GUSSA ..
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ek mard or ek orat bike pe ja rahey thay to policewaley ne rok kar poocha ye orat tumhari kia lagti hai ?
mard ne jawab dia k, iss ka susar mere susar ka baap hai.
batao orat or mard ka aapus mey kia rishta hai ?
Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?

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Ans: A Doll
"Phansi" islam mai nahi hay aur na hi is ka time islam mai muqarar kiya gaya hay, ye angraiz ka qanoon hay. so contact them
1 Question:

Larky Jab Pyar Main Dhoka Khaty Hain To
Shave Barha Laity Hain,

Jab Larkian Dhoka Khati Hain to Kia Karti Hain?

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