Agar Aapki Wife

Agar Aapki Wife
Q: Agar Aapki Wife / Husband So Gaye Hain Aur Aapki Birthday Hai To Aap Us Pe Kya Karengy?

1. Naraz Ho Kar Beth Jaogay?

2. Muaf Kardo Gy?

3. Us Se Koi Gift Mango Gy?

4. Usko Kiss Karne Ko Kahogy?

5. Ya Bus Chup Ho Kar Beth Jaogy?

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Jun, 10 2010     258 chars (2 sms)     3737 views       Q n A

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3.Black Universe=devil
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5.Grass=flirty
6.Pink Rose=u luv sum1 deeply
Q : Woh Kon si cheez hai jiss ko Zarorat ke waqt Pehnak detay hain , Oor jab aus ki zarorat nahi hoti tu utha kar rakh letay hain ???


Ans : Behri Jahaz Ka Langar ( Anchor )
1) Kaun Se Shakhs Ka Birthady Her Saal Nahi Atta?

2) Dhoop Mein Kya Khushk Nahi Ho Sakta?

3) Kaun Sa Phal Meetha Honay K Bawajood Frookht Nahi Hota?

4)Kaun Si Cheez Hai Jiss Ka Naam Lo Toot Jati Hai?

5) Woh Kya Cheez Hai Jo Baghair Paoon Ke Bhagta Hai Or Lout Kar Nahi Atta?

Its Challange To All
Reply On My Number If You Can....
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

The Answer:

You would be in 2nd (not 1st!).

you passed the guy in second place, not first.
What You See In My Eyes ?

Cleverness ?

Naughtyness ?

Hope ?

Emotions ?

Deepness ?

Love ?

Quietness ?

Shyness ?

Loneliness ?

Praudness ?
Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL? A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.
kya aap duniya k sab sey ajeeb jungle k barrey mein jantey hein? yeh aisa jungle hai k jiss mein insaan rehtey hein? batayein!



Yar kya hum nei Pakistan ko kissi jungle sey kam samjha hai, yahan par b "jiss kee lathi uss kee bains" ka mahawra chalta hai aur jungle mein b
plz complete the sentence and reply m:

"AGAR MERA BASS CHALTA TO TUMHAIN........."

REPLY...
WAITING HERE
What wil u select 4 my personality..?

1.Blue Bangles
2.White Dress
3.Red Lipstick
4.Pink Earings
5.Silver Ring
6.Black Eye Makeup
7.Golden Shoes.

Reply.. Then i''ll tell u the answer..!



Blue Bangles: U think Im gud lukinG
White Dress:U think Im religious
Red Lipstick: U think Im hot Pink
Pink Earings: U think Im funky
Silver Ring: U love me
Black Eye Makeup: U think Im sexy
Golden Shoes: U think Im boring!
Woh kaun hein Jo aik hee tarha k shikari sey kaiyee dafa shikar hoye par phir b ussee shikari k ghun ghatey hein?



Naheen pata? Chalo mein batata hoon.

And the Answer is "We" matlab? Pakistani Awam aik hee tarha k shikari sey kaiyee dafa shikar hoye par phir b ussee shikari k ghun ghatey hein?



Naheen pata? Chalo mein batata hoon.

And the Answer is "We" matlab? Pakistani Awam
Every Person Has A
Special Quality Which
Attract Other People.
So In Your
Point Of View, What
Is My Attractive
Quality ... !!!
Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POSSESSIVENESS? a. constiPATION.