Agar Aapki Wife

Agar Aapki Wife
Q: Agar Aapki Wife / Husband So Gaye Hain Aur Aapki Birthday Hai To Aap Us Pe Kya Karengy?

1. Naraz Ho Kar Beth Jaogay?

2. Muaf Kardo Gy?

3. Us Se Koi Gift Mango Gy?

4. Usko Kiss Karne Ko Kahogy?

5. Ya Bus Chup Ho Kar Beth Jaogy?

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Jun, 10 2010     258 chars (2 sms)     4636 views       Q n A

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Q : Woh Kiya hai Jisay HARAM karar diya gaya hai Lekin humaye peene (drink) ko bhi kaha gaya hai ???


Ans : GUSSA ..
Dimag hai to is word ko tarteeb do..
"LENZATE"
Ye 1 cute cheez ka naam hai.
Its challange 4 u.
Ye naam kam se kam din mai 5 dafa ap lety honge
Reply quickly.
Challenge of da day For you..
1/ Sandooq
2/ Bandooq
3/ ???????
Teesri kisi bhi aise cheez ka naam batain jis ke last main dooq aie..!!
Reply is MuSt...!!
Every Person Has A
Special Quality Which
Attract Other People.
So In Your
Point Of View, What
Is My Attractive
Quality ... !!!
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years. . . ?
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The Answer Is " The letter "m"
Today is CoUpLe Day..!!

Make my couple with anyone of your own choice..!!

Share it with your friends and get interesting replies..
but reply me 1st..
I am waiting for your replies..!!
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Koi sa bhi 1 alphabet choose karo, to pata chale ga k sub se pehle ap ko apne life partner say kia mile ga

Reply me....
Woh kia hai jo Politician Intihabat sey pehley awam ko detey hein aur wo cheez baad mein toot jaati hai?



"Waadey" aur "Khawab"
It is a challenge for you,
Rewrite these words in a proper oder..
1/ Ctorpai (A Fruit)
2/ Suolt (A Flower)
3/ Jahatalm (Historical Place)
4/ Losot (Furniture item)
5/ Rceurym (An Element)
6/ pkpmiun (A Vegetable)
7/ Srriratbe (A Proffesion)

Take your time And Reply Must..
Q : Duniya Ke Woh 2 kon se Juram hain jo Paya Takmeel Tak Poonch jaye tu Duniya ki Koi taqaat (Power) Saza (punishment) nahi de sakti ,ager woh Na Mukamal ( uncompelte ) rahay tu Saza de ja sakti hai ???

Ans : 1- Sucide and 2- Bar Saray Iqtidar ( Become Prisident of Country as like Musharaf )
Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?

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Ans: A Doll
What is it?

The people who make it don''t want it. The people who buy it don''t use it. The people who use it don''t know it. What is it?

The Answer:

A coffin: The people who make it aren''t going to want a coffin and the people who buy it don''t use it on their self. The people who use it don''t know it because they''re dead