Agar Aapki Wife

Agar Aapki Wife
Q: Agar Aapki Wife / Husband So Gaye Hain Aur Aapki Birthday Hai To Aap Us Pe Kya Karengy?

1. Naraz Ho Kar Beth Jaogay?

2. Muaf Kardo Gy?

3. Us Se Koi Gift Mango Gy?

4. Usko Kiss Karne Ko Kahogy?

5. Ya Bus Chup Ho Kar Beth Jaogy?

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Jun, 10 2010     258 chars (2 sms)     4521 views       Q n A

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What is it?

The people who make it don''t want it. The people who buy it don''t use it. The people who use it don''t know it. What is it?

The Answer:

A coffin: The people who make it aren''t going to want a coffin and the people who buy it don''t use it on their self. The people who use it don''t know it because they''re dead
Write the names of person that comes 1st in ur mind for each question

Marry?
Kill?
Frnd?
Hate?
Love?
Unforgetable?
Best frnd?
First crush?

Plz rply truly now?
Hai Dum To Jawab BHEJO.
Is Sentence Ko English Me Translate Karo.
" Ganje Ki Maang Me Sindoor "
Its A Challange 4 U... ;->
Plz Give Me A Ans:
Aik
——- Larki
——- Par Beath Kar
——-Geet Ga Rahi Thi

In Blanks Main Aik He Tarha Ka Word Fill Karna Ha
Let’s See How Much Intellgent You R
Give Me Ans..
It Is Challenge For You Dear
Select a vegetable for ur life partner..

Potato
Onion
Tomato
Carrot
Pea
Kheera
Mirch
Bhindi
Answer will b given after ur reply...

Potato=rehem dil
Onion=tez mizaj
Tomato=lover
Carrot=husband ki ghulam
Pea=smart
Khira=romantic
Mirch=batooni
Bhindi=ganga
plz complete the sentence and reply m:

"AGAR MERA BASS CHALTA TO TUMHAIN........."

REPLY...
WAITING HERE
aik Sawal apke liye
MUJH se DOSTI kion ki??

Apka Jawab Film Ka Naam Hi Hona Chahiye.


Send it 2 all ur friends n get interesting reply but reply me 1st....
1:Agar Muhabat Dokaano Par Bikti To Aap Kitni Baar Kharidty?
2: Phool Songny K Liye Tora Jata Hai Dil Kisliye Tora Jata Hai?
3: Pyar Karny Walo Ko Pata Hota Hai K Anjaam Bora Hoga Phir Wo Pyar Q Krte Hay?

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Q : Woh Kon sa Gunnah (Sin) Kabeera hai Jiss ki Tauba nahi ??

( Shirk sab se Bara gunnah Kabeera hai Lekin Aus ki Tauba ki Ja Sakti hai )

Ans :

Woh Gunnah KhudhKhsui Hai Yani Sucide.. Coz Aap Ko Tuba Karni Ki Muhlaat Milti Nahi Orr Ager Aap Tuba Kar Sako tu Woh Khudkhushi Hi Nahi :)
Tumahre Bhai ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas K Bhai Ki Biwi Kii Saas
K Pati K Jamai K Pote Ki Maa
Kis Saas Ki Nand Ka Bhai Aap Ka Kaun Hua.....???
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The Answer Is " Father "
Dimag H To Jawab Dena
Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka
Kaun…