WHAT IS THE HEIGHT

WHAT IS THE HEIGHT
Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POSSESSIVENESS? a. constiPATION.
  

Jun, 10 2010     58 chars (1 sms)     3517 views       Q n A

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Ager apko meri "Ammi" ko meri "Shikayat" Laganey ka MOQA miley to App Meri Konsi "Shikayat" Lagaoe Gaye..?

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Ans : 1- Sucide and 2- Bar Saray Iqtidar ( Become Prisident of Country as like Musharaf )
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Coconut
in the middle of Sky

Change Y in to I

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A woman,while at d funeral of her mother meets a guy whm she did not know.She thot this guy was simply '' amazing'',vry much of her dream guy, she believed him to b just tht!She fel in lov wth him but nver asked for his number&could not find him.

.......A few days later she kiled her FIRST sister.
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