One Crazy Question

One Crazy Question
One Crazy Question For You:

Agar Meri Shaadi aapki Marzi se hoti to aap meri Shadi kis se Karwatay?

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Jun, 10 2010     185 chars (2 sms)     2839 views       Q n A

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Zyada GUSSA konsi age main ata hai?

1= Bachpan
2= Jawani
3= Burhappa
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if im get in married 2mmorrow n today u get 2 walk 4 smtime wid my fiance,wht wud u lik 2 tel him abt me?reply
Intelligent ho??, to jawab do.

God, Mother, One, Ball.

In 4 alfaaz ko aysy milay k pakistan ki mash-hor shakhsiat ka naam bnay?

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Alama Iqbal Janix. . . ;->
agar har dil pyar karta hai to log issey burra kyun samjhatey hein?
Agar pyar mein taqat hoti hai to log izhar sey kyun dartey hein.
Agar pyar k koi mazhab naheen hota to log mehboob ko sirf apna kyun kehtey hein?

Reply Guys.
" FRIENDSHIP TEST "

1- Ek bAt jo kAbi nA kAhi ho?

2- Ek bAt jo mjh me buri ho?

3- Ek bAt jo mjh me Achi ho?

4- Mere sAth Dosti ki wäjä?

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A Gift u Want From Me :

Momentz U Luved Spending Wid ME :

Momentz u Regreted Spending Wid Me:

Timez Wen I Broke Ur HEart:

Am I a True Friend:
1-Barish Ko Dekh Kr Kya Sochtay Ho?
2-Ap Ki Zindgi Ki Sab Se Kemti Chez?
3-Acording 2 U Defination Of Dosti?
4-Acording 2 U Defination Of Love?
5-Kbi Ksi Se Sacha Pyar Kia?
6-Chand Ko Dekh K Kya Khyal Ata Hai?
7-Koi Aesa Insan Jo Tumary Hr Raz Se Wakif Ho?
8-1 Din Ki Zindgi Mily To Kya Chaho Ge?
Reply is Must..!!
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Q: Sab sey behtarien dost kon hai?
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Ans these Question if Anyone of is Intelligent.

Q1: One egg boiled in 3 minutes,
How much time it''ll take to boil 12 eggs?

Q2: How may times 5 can be Subtract form 25?

Q3: Six politicians Meet and each Shakes the Hand of the others.
How many Handshakes are Exchanged?

Answers:

1. 3 Mins
2. Only One Time
3. 30
ek mard or ek orat bike pe ja rahey thay to policewaley ne rok kar poocha ye orat tumhari kia lagti hai ?
mard ne jawab dia k, iss ka susar mere susar ka baap hai.
batao orat or mard ka aapus mey kia rishta hai ?
Q.Agar Ap Se wo insan " I LOVE U"Kahe jise se ap pyar nahi karte

to kis tarha aap usay kahoge k me tmse pyar nahi karta aur uska dil bhi na tutay.
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A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere. And no, he didn''t miss and he wasn''t Superman or any other caped crusader. How did he do this?
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Ans: He shot a mirror.