Choose a # 4 me

Choose a # 4 me
Choose a # 4 me...
Dekhte hain aap mujh se kya kehna chahtey ho lekin keh nhi pa pa rahe hain.
11
22
33
44
55
66
77
88
99
00
Must rply!
  

Jun, 10 2010     148 chars (1 sms)     4439 views       Q n A

more Q n A SMS Messages

What is it?

The people who make it don''t want it. The people who buy it don''t use it. The people who use it don''t know it. What is it?

The Answer:

A coffin: The people who make it aren''t going to want a coffin and the people who buy it don''t use it on their self. The people who use it don''t know it because they''re dead
Question:


"Sardi K Mausam Main Sab Se Mushkil Kaam Konsa Lagta Hai?"


Send It To Your Friends and Get Funny and Exciting Answers.

But Reply Me First.
Dekhty hen ap kitny zheen hen & ''URDU'' pe aapko kitni mahaarat hasil hai...

Anday ki zardi white
''HOTI'' hai ya
''HOTA'' hai?

Rply must... ;->
INTELLIGENCE TEST

Agar Ankhain milanay ke Baad 2 or 2=4 ho jati hain....

to 2 Dil Milanay ke Baad 1 kion ho jatay hain ????

Reply with a solid Reason

Ans: mujhe bhi nahi maloom :-p
Q : Sana ne Without any reason train ki Zanjeer kehnch dii But ause koi Fine nahi Hova Kaise ????

Ans : Kyonke Train Station Pe Khari Hoi Thi LOLxx. Funny Answer :)
Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POSSESSIVENESS? a. constiPATION.
Q : EK Shakz Peeda (Born) Hova Japan main , Pala Bhara (growin) France main , Lekin Mara (Dead) Turkey main ????

Ans : Marhum ( LATE ) [ Itz funny but its true ]
Dimag hai to is word ko tarteeb do..
"LENZATE"
Ye 1 cute cheez ka naam hai.
Its challange 4 u.
Ye naam kam se kam din mai 5 dafa ap lety honge
Reply quickly.
Agr Aap Dulha Ban K Stage Pe Baitho Gay

Tu Apni Dulhan K Kaan

Ma SUb SA Pehle Kia Kaho Ha?

Funny Reply Is Must
kya aap duniya k sab sey ajeeb jungle k barrey mein jantey hein? yeh aisa jungle hai k jiss mein insaan rehtey hein? batayein!



Yar kya hum nei Pakistan ko kissi jungle sey kam samjha hai, yahan par b "jiss kee lathi uss kee bains" ka mahawra chalta hai aur jungle mein b
Tumahre Bhai ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas K Bhai Ki Biwi Kii Saas
K Pati K Jamai K Pote Ki Maa
Kis Saas Ki Nand Ka Bhai Aap Ka Kaun Hua.....???
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

The Answer Is " Father "
What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it?
You can''t buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library?
.
.
.
.
ans: telephone book!