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Jun, 10 2010     148 chars (1 sms)     5459 views       Q n A

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1 Question:

Larky Jab Pyar Main Dhoka Khaty Hain To
Shave Barha Laity Hain,

Jab Larkian Dhoka Khati Hain to Kia Karti Hain?

Reply Must
Woh kia hai jo Politician Intihabat sey pehley awam ko detey hein aur wo cheez baad mein toot jaati hai?



"Waadey" aur "Khawab"
What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it?
You can''t buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library?
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ans: telephone book!
Q : Woh Kiya hai Jisay HARAM karar diya gaya hai Lekin humaye peene (drink) ko bhi kaha gaya hai ???


Ans : GUSSA ..
A Challenge For U 2 Rearrange D Following Words:
Karnemd (Place)
Laebaba (Bird)
Sondelo (Food)
Peoahygrg (Subject)
Rabe (Animal)
R U Genius? Reply Me Must...


Answer:
Karnemd (Place)Denmark
Laebaba (Bird) ABABEAL
Sondelo (Food)noodels
Peoahygrg (Subject)geography
Rabe (Animal)BEAR....
Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?

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Ans: A Doll
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

The Answer:

You would be in 2nd (not 1st!).

you passed the guy in second place, not first.
Wo kia hai, jo har andha, beingha, Kana ,aur theek ankhoon wala sabhee dekhtey hein?






Mein bataon! Khawab
Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POSSESSIVENESS? a. constiPATION.
IMAGINE:We Meet after a LoNg Time and We aRe TalKing In Ur Room at Nite n No One at Home.

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Then Ur Handphone RiNgs Downstairs.
I asK U2 Come BacK after The Call&U Promise Me!
Person On Call
Tels U Dt I Died Last Nite.


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Would U Come BacK2 Ur Room As Promised?

Reply Wd Reason.
Q : Woh Kon se question hai Jin ka jawab insaaan Haaan ( yes ) Main nahi de sakta ?? ager Yes Deta hai tu Woh Jhoot (Lie) Bolta hai ???


Ans : Kiya Ap Soo Rahe Hain ? Kiya Ap Murda (dead) Hain ?