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ek mard or ek orat bike pe ja rahey thay to policewaley ne rok kar poocha ye orat tumhari kia lagti hai ?
mard ne jawab dia k, iss ka susar mere susar ka baap hai.
batao orat or mard ka aapus mey kia rishta hai ?
  

Dec, 31 2012     212 chars (2 sms)     5435 views       Q n A

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Q : Woh Kon sa Gunnah (Sin) Kabeera hai Jiss ki Tauba nahi ??

( Shirk sab se Bara gunnah Kabeera hai Lekin Aus ki Tauba ki Ja Sakti hai )

Ans :

Woh Gunnah KhudhKhsui Hai Yani Sucide.. Coz Aap Ko Tuba Karni Ki Muhlaat Milti Nahi Orr Ager Aap Tuba Kar Sako tu Woh Khudkhushi Hi Nahi :)
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Insaan Apni Marzi Se Paida Nahi Hota,
Na Hi Maut Usko Apni Marzi Se Ati Ha
To Phir Wo Paidaaish Or Maut Ka
Darmyaani Waqt Apni Marzi Se
Kyu Guzaarna Chahta Ha?
U Have 7 Sticks "| | | | | | |". . . Make It Twenty Four Without Bending Or Breaking Them. . . !
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The Answer Is " XX|V"
ANSWER:
She was hoping that the guy would appear at her sister''s funeral again.

If u had answered this correctly , you think like a psychopath . This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly. If you didn''t answer the question correctly, good for you.
If u had answered correctly, good knowing you!
Read this n giv an ans
A woman,while at d funeral of her mother meets a guy whm she did not know.She thot this guy was simply '' amazing'',vry much of her dream guy, she believed him to b just tht!She fel in lov wth him but nver asked for his number&could not find him.

.......A few days later she kiled her FIRST sister.
Q:Wht z her motive in killng her sis?Reply must must must.ok coz after ur reply i wil tel u sumthng strange.
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4) Sab se hassen Lamha?

5) What you are Thinking in Free Time?

6) Koi Songjo app pe fitt hota hay?

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8) What I am to you?
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Try as you might, to guess my name, I promise you''ll know, when you I do claim.
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Ans: Death!
Agar dm hai to inka jawab do ap ne bhi bht sawal dekhe honge try it.

1. Adam A''A ne zameen par pehla phal kon sa khaya?
2. Roo a zamin par sb se pehle drakht kon sa tha?
3. Wo kon sa phal hai jo zamin k andar ugta hai?
4. Wo kon sa parinda hai jiska damagh nhi hota?
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2.Song u like to dedicate 4 me=
3.Gift 4 me=
4.Best in me=
5.Worst in me=
6.Want to change in me

rep iz must.
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Agar Ankhain milanay ke Baad 2 or 2=4 ho jati hain....

to 2 Dil Milanay ke Baad 1 kion ho jatay hain ????

Reply with a solid Reason

Ans: mujhe bhi nahi maloom :-p