A reasent studdi haz

A reasent studdi haz
A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?
  

Jun, 10 2010     133 chars (1 sms)     5767 views       Q n A

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Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
Insaani Jism mein kul kitney jord hotey hein?






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Be Honest n Send This To Anyone
Who Made You Smile This Year.
It May Surprise You How
Many You Get Back.
Thanks For Making Me Smile... (-,=)
Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come. . . ?.
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The Answer Is "Grand father, father, son "
Q : Woh Kon sa Gunnah (Sin) Kabeera hai Jiss ki Tauba nahi ??

( Shirk sab se Bara gunnah Kabeera hai Lekin Aus ki Tauba ki Ja Sakti hai )

Ans :

Woh Gunnah KhudhKhsui Hai Yani Sucide.. Coz Aap Ko Tuba Karni Ki Muhlaat Milti Nahi Orr Ager Aap Tuba Kar Sako tu Woh Khudkhushi Hi Nahi :)
Some try to hide, some try to cheat, but time will show, we always will meet.
Try as you might, to guess my name, I promise you''ll know, when you I do claim.
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Ans: Death!
Intelligent ho??, to jawab do.

God, Mother, One, Ball.

In 4 alfaaz ko aysy milay k pakistan ki mash-hor shakhsiat ka naam bnay?

Answer :
Alama Iqbal Janix. . . ;->
Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POSSESSIVENESS? a. constiPATION.
which color u want ur partner to wear on ur first date?
BLACK.
BLUE.
WHITE.
RED.
GREEN.
or..
MAROON.
I''ll send u the meanings after wardz
reply.....!



BLK=u luv ur partnr4his luks.
BLU=u r truly in luv wd ur partnr.
WYT=ur luv is pure.
RED=u r so romntic.GREEN=ur luv is jst 4money.
MROON=u r nt detrmind to1 person
Wats D 1 Thing Which U Have Learned

In Lyf After Meeting Me..

Reply Be Honest
I M Waiting
99_Dosti
100_Pyar
101_Ehsas
102_Dhoka
103_Nafrat
104_Tym pass.
Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?

Ans: A Doll