WHY DID SANTA SING

Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.

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edit main jao
or
tamam
3 or 9 ko
mitado. Dekho kia banta hai.

Barish Ko Dekh Kr

1-Barish Ko Dekh Kr Kya Sochtay Ho?
2-Ap Ki Zindgi Ki Sab Se Kemti Chez?
3-Acording 2 U Defination Of Dosti?
4-Acording 2 U Defination Of Love?
5-Kbi Ksi Se Sacha Pyar Kia?
6-Chand Ko Dekh K Kya Khyal Ata Hai?
7-Koi Aesa Insan Jo Tumary Hr Raz Se Wakif Ho?
8-1 Din Ki Zindgi Mily To Kya Chaho Ge?

Duniya Ke Woh

Q : Duniya Ke Woh 2 kon se Juram hain jo Paya Takmeel Tak Poonch jaye tu Duniya ki Koi taqaat (Power) Saza (punishment) nahi de sakti ,ager woh Na Mukamal ( uncompelte ) rahay tu Saza de ja sakti hai ???

Ans : 1- Sucide and 2- Bar Saray Iqtidar ( Become Prisident of Country as like Musharaf )

Woh Kiya hai Jisay

Q : Woh Kiya hai Jisay HARAM karar diya gaya hai Lekin humaye peene (drink) ko bhi kaha gaya hai ???

Ans : GUSSA ..

ITS A 7 LETTER WORD

ITS A 7 LETTER WORD.

IF WE REMOVE 1 LETTER FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.

IF WE REMOVE 2 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.

IF WE REMOVE 3 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.

IF WE REMOVE ALL THE LETTERS FROM IT, STILL IT REMAINS SAME.

WHAT is IT ?

Ans: POSTBOX

Insaan Apni Marzi

Insaan Apni Marzi Se Paida Nahi Hota,
Na Hi Maut Usko Apni Marzi Se Ati Ha
To Phir Wo Paidaaish Or Maut Ka
Darmyaani Waqt Apni Marzi Se
Kyu Guzaarna Chahta Ha?

Zyada GUSSA konsi age main ata hai?

Zyada GUSSA konsi age main ata hai?

1= Bachpan
2= Jawani
3= Burhappa

What comes once

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years. . . ?
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The Answer Is " The letter "m"

There R 7 Girls

There R 7 Girls In A Bus
Each Girl Has 7 Bags
7 Big Cats In Each Bag
Each Cat Has 7 Small Cats
How Many LEGS R In The Bus????
Read Care Fully & Send Ur Answer.
Its Challenge 4 U All.....
One Try Only

Wo kon sa badsha

Wo kon sa badsha ha jo apne maa
k pet me 3 sal tak rha
or jub wo peda howa to us
k 32 k 32 dant nekal chuke the ?
It''s my chelenge 4 u ,

plz complete the sentence

plz complete the sentence and reply m:

"AGAR MERA BASS CHALTA TO TUMHAIN........."

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Complete this Sentence...

HumAyuN
hai to acha magar . . . . . . ?
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WHY DID SANTA SING

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