WHY DID SANTA SING

WHY DID SANTA SING
Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
  

Jun, 10 2010     116 chars (1 sms)     5318 views       Q n A

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Q : Baadshah Akbar ke zamnay main Darayaye (river) ravi main zabardast Salab aya tha .. Lahore sheher ko zabardasht Nuksaan Pooncha Lekin baad shah Masjid jo Drayeaye Ravi ke pass hai woh nahi doobi bataye kyoon???


Ans : Badshah Akbar Ke Zamanay Mai Baadshahi Masjid Bani Hi Nahi Thi :)
Slct an alphabat n i''ll tell u k aap kya hasil karenge is sal me.

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Rply me 2 get an answer!
It,S A Challnge 4 U

Phansi Ka Time Fajar K Bad Aur Soraj Niklne Se Pehle Kyu Fix Kiya Gya Hai?

Kisi Aur Time Pe Phansi Kyu Ni Dete Hn?
Reply With Solid Reason
Q : EK Shakz Peeda (Born) Hova Japan main , Pala Bhara (growin) France main , Lekin Mara (Dead) Turkey main ????

Ans : Marhum ( LATE ) [ Itz funny but its true ]
Ek Admi Ki Saas
Ek Aurat Ki Saas Ki Maa Hai
Admi Or Aurat Ka Rishta Kya Hai?
Every Person Has A
Special Quality Which
Attract Other People.
So In Your
Point Of View, What
Is My Attractive
Quality ... !!!
It''s Challenge for you..
Yeh aik Beautiful Words hai..
Is ko Tarteeb do..
"NAEAHUISHEFMS"
Is naam ko app din may kam say kam 5 baar letey ho..
Reply is Must..!
If you don''t find..
Then Reply on my number i tell you the Answer..
Plzz Fill up:
1.U like to call Me as=
2.Song u like to dedicate 4 me=
3.Gift 4 me=
4.Best in me=
5.Worst in me=
6.Want to change in me

rep iz must.
Reply Is Must :

" Ager Zindagi Mai Kabhi Hamra Rabta Khatam Ho Jaye...

Tb,

Apko Meri Kya Baat Yaad Reh Jaye Gi..?

Serious Reply Is must .
agar har dil pyar karta hai to log issey burra kyun samjhatey hein?
Agar pyar mein taqat hoti hai to log izhar sey kyun dartey hein.
Agar pyar k koi mazhab naheen hota to log mehboob ko sirf apna kyun kehtey hein?

Reply Guys.
Take away my first letter; take away my second letter; take away all my letters, and I would remain the same. What am I. . . ?
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Answer "Letter box "
1. Whats Best In Me?
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2. Whats Bad In Me?
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3. Whats My Name In Your Cell?
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4. I Am Your?
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5. I Am Just Like A?
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6. What You Wich For Me?
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