WHY DID SANTA SING

WHY DID SANTA SING
Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
  

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What wil u select 4 my personality..?

1.Blue Bangles
2.White Dress
3.Red Lipstick
4.Pink Earings
5.Silver Ring
6.Black Eye Makeup
7.Golden Shoes.

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Blue Bangles: U think Im gud lukinG
White Dress:U think Im religious
Red Lipstick: U think Im hot Pink
Pink Earings: U think Im funky
Silver Ring: U love me
Black Eye Makeup: U think Im sexy
Golden Shoes: U think Im boring!
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Q : Duniya Ke Woh 2 kon se Juram hain jo Paya Takmeel Tak Poonch jaye tu Duniya ki Koi taqaat (Power) Saza (punishment) nahi de sakti ,ager woh Na Mukamal ( uncompelte ) rahay tu Saza de ja sakti hai ???

Ans : 1- Sucide and 2- Bar Saray Iqtidar ( Become Prisident of Country as like Musharaf )
Jasmine=Ur simplicity appeals every1
Red Rose=U want 2 get married
MaryGolg=U r very lucky
SunFlower=U r very selfish
Habiscus=U r a pessimist
Lily=U r very optimistic
Black rose=u luv sum1 silently but u dun realize it.
White Rose=U r very innocent
Daffodil=U lyk sum1
I am 5 letter word,
If all the 5 letters are available I am a talent in you,
If you remove my first letter I will die,
if you remove my first 2 letters I will be sick.
Who am I

The answer is: SKILL
Q: Agar Aapki Wife / Husband So Gaye Hain Aur Aapki Birthday Hai To Aap Us Pe Kya Karengy?

1. Naraz Ho Kar Beth Jaogay?

2. Muaf Kardo Gy?

3. Us Se Koi Gift Mango Gy?

4. Usko Kiss Karne Ko Kahogy?

5. Ya Bus Chup Ho Kar Beth Jaogy?

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Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come. . . ?.
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The Answer Is "Grand father, father, son "
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1.Looks
2.Happy nature
3.Face expression
4.Funny harkatein
5.Never mind attitude
6.hairz
7.Firendly smile
8.Quick dialogue delivery
9.sachai
10.Helping nature
11.voice
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Quaid-e-Azam k Matric mein Pakistan Studies mein kitne marks aaye thay . . . ?

A-21
B-48
C-65
D-84

Dekhte hain Quaid k baray mei aap ko kitna pata hai . . ?

Ans: Us Waqt Pakistan Nahi Tha Tu Pakistan Studies Kahan sE Hogi . . . ;->