WHY DID SANTA SING

WHY DID SANTA SING
Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
  

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Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POSSESSIVENESS? a. constiPATION.
Zyada GUSSA konsi age main ata hai?

1= Bachpan
2= Jawani
3= Burhappa
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If Someone Purposes You..

And You Dont Love Him/Her,

Hw Wud You Deny Him/Her Without Breaking Heart??
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Q : Chalnay (walking) Aur Doornay (runing) Main farak bataye ???


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Eyes R Windows To The Soul,
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