WHY DID SANTA SING

Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.

Jun, 10 2010 116 chars (1 sms) 5599 views Q n A

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Q : Duniya Ke Woh 2 kon se Juram hain jo Paya Takmeel Tak Poonch jaye tu Duniya ki Koi taqaat (Power) Saza (punishment) nahi de sakti ,ager woh Na Mukamal ( uncompelte ) rahay tu Saza de ja sakti hai ???

Ans : 1- Sucide and 2- Bar Saray Iqtidar ( Become Prisident of Country as like Musharaf )

Wo kia hai, jo har

Wo kia hai, jo har andha, beingha, Kana ,aur theek ankhoon wala sabhee dekhtey hein?

Mein bataon! Khawab

Hai Dum To Jawab

Hai Dum To Jawab BHEJO.
Is Sentence Ko English Me Translate Karo.
" Ganje Ki Maang Me Sindoor "
Its A Challange 4 U... ;->

: Sana ne Without any

Q : Sana ne Without any reason train ki Zanjeer kehnch dii But ause koi Fine nahi Hova Kaise ????

Ans : Kyonke Train Station Pe Khari Hoi Thi LOLxx. Funny Answer :)

Baap Ne Apni Beti

Ek Sawal:

Baap Ne Apni Beti ko Gift de Kar bola k

Bhook Lagy to kha Lena,
Pyas lagy to P Lena,
Aur Sardi lagy to Aag laga Dena!

Batao wo kon See Cheez hai?

Reply SOCH KAR.

Answer :

Coconut

Choose b/w 1.2.

Choose b/w 1.2.3.4.5.6.7
after dat i will tell u k jb log apke couple ko stage pe sath bethey dekhenge to kya comments dengey.
Rply iz must!

Chor Ki Biwi Ka B

Chor Ki Biwi Ka Bhai Apka Mamoo Lagta Hai To Chor Se Apka Kaya Rishta Hua ??
What''s The Correct answer . . . ? ? ?
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The Answer Is " Father "

How ?? :

ChoR Ki BiWi = Ur MoM
MoM Ka BhAi = MaMmOo
AuR ChOr = FaThEr

Suppose I m a

Suppose
I m a
"B O O K"

Give Me "Title Name"
According To My
Personality

Send It To Ur Frndz
n
Get Interesting
Titlez ...

o kon Sa PHAL hai

o kon Sa PHAL hai,
Jiska phela lafz kat dein to ek MULK ka naam aur aakhiri Kat dein to SHEHER aur dono ko kat dein to PARINDAY ka naam ban jata hai.

Name- Niknme-

Name-
Niknme-
Dob-
City-
Bst Frnd-
Hero-
Heroin-
Dres-
Ambition-
U Luv-
U Hat-
U Trust-
U Fear-
Wrds4me-

A man walks into

A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere. And no, he didn''t miss and he wasn''t Superman or any other caped crusader. How did he do this?
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Ans: He shot a mirror.

Aap k Nazkeek

Aap k Nazkeek

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LiFe is____?

Family is ____?

Friendship is ____?

Enjoyment is ____?

Beauty is ____?

Music is ____?

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