WHY DID SANTA SING

WHY DID SANTA SING
Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
  

Jun, 10 2010     116 chars (1 sms)     5677 views       Q n A

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What You See In My Eyes ?

Cleverness ?

Naughtyness ?

Hope ?

Emotions ?

Deepness ?

Love ?

Quietness ?

Shyness ?

Loneliness ?

Praudness ?
in the middle of Sky

Change Y in to I

The double of the first


Whoever answers, shall give me just

ANSWER: KISS
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"Sardio''n ki raatei''n hon aur.....''"

reply iz must.?
Hi Guiss ,
Do U Want To Test Ur Mind
Without Any Fees ,,,
If Yes Then Just Read This Question ,And Answer It Its So Easy ...

If

1 = 5

2 = 25

3 = 625

4 = 9625

Then

What Would Be ..

5 = ?????

Its A challang ...

For Right Answer Sms Me I''ll Tell U Ab Ur Mind ..
Questions
Kon Sa Mosam Dil Ko Bahta Ha ?
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Apni Achi Aur Buri Aadat Batye ?
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Koi Film Jo Bar Bar Dekhi Ho ?
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Zindgi K Kin Dino Ma Wapis Jana Chahte Ho ?
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Subha Ka Aghaz Kis Tarah Karte Ho ?
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Zindagi Kub Buri Lagti Ha ?
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Kabi Najomi Ko Hath Dikhaya ?
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Fill in the blank with yes or NO only.
_______I M NOT A Male.
Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena
I am 5 letter word,
If all the 5 letters are available I am a talent in you,
If you remove my first letter I will die,
if you remove my first 2 letters I will be sick.
Who am I

The answer is: SKILL
Jasmine=Ur simplicity appeals every1
Red Rose=U want 2 get married
MaryGolg=U r very lucky
SunFlower=U r very selfish
Habiscus=U r a pessimist
Lily=U r very optimistic
Black rose=u luv sum1 silently but u dun realize it.
White Rose=U r very innocent
Daffodil=U lyk sum1
(Bye) Is A Little Wrd That Causes S0 Much Pain ..

The Pers0n U h0Ld N0w Might Nvr Meet U Again!

S0 Nvr Say (Bye)
Alwayz Se ..
(Meet U Again)
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(C U S00n)

Send It 2 Th0se Wh0m U Nvr Want 2 Say (Bye) In Ur Life ..
1:Agar Muhabat Dokaano Par Bikti To Aap Kitni Baar Kharidty?
2: Phool Songny K Liye Tora Jata Hai Dil Kisliye Tora Jata Hai?
3: Pyar Karny Walo Ko Pata Hota Hai K Anjaam Bora Hoga Phir Wo Pyar Q Krte Hay?

Reply These Q . . .
Q : Woh Kon se question hai Jin ka jawab insaaan Haaan ( yes ) Main nahi de sakta ?? ager Yes Deta hai tu Woh Jhoot (Lie) Bolta hai ???


Ans : Kiya Ap Soo Rahe Hain ? Kiya Ap Murda (dead) Hain ?