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WHY DID SANTA SING
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Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
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Jun, 10 2010
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Ager apko meri
Ager apko meri "Ammi" ko meri "Shikayat" Laganey ka MOQA miley to App Meri Konsi "Shikayat" Lagaoe Gaye..?
Send this to your Friends..
And find interesting facts about you Pesonality..
But Reply Me 1st..
WHAT DOES 98 STAND
Q. WHAT DOES 98 STAND FOR IN WINDOWS 98? A. IT STANDS FOR NUMBER OF TIMES IT HANGS IN A DAY.
Slct an alphabat
Slct an alphabat n i''ll tell u k aap kya hasil karenge is sal me.
A
D
G
J
M
P
T
W
Rply me 2 get an answer!
Slct 1 day den i''ll t
Slct 1 day den i''ll tell u meaning of dis dayz:::
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Woh Kiya hai Jisay
Q : Woh Kiya hai Jisay HARAM karar diya gaya hai Lekin humaye peene (drink) ko bhi kaha gaya hai ???
Ans : GUSSA ..
Correction Day
Correction Day
Tell Me 1 Bad Thing
That You Have Found
In Me & You Want Me
To Correct?
This Would Help Me To
Improve Myself This Year
Reply Is Must &
be Honest
Reply Is Must
Reply Is Must :
" Ager Zindagi Mai Kabhi Hamra Rabta Khatam Ho Jaye...
Tb,
Apko Meri Kya Baat Yaad Reh Jaye Gi..?
Serious Reply Is must .
Tumahre Bhai ki B
Tumahre Bhai ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas K Bhai Ki Biwi Kii Saas
K Pati K Jamai K Pote Ki Maa
Kis Saas Ki Nand Ka Bhai Aap Ka Kaun Hua.....???
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The Answer Is " Father "
What comes once
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years. . . ?
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The Answer Is " The letter "m"
Choose 1 Of The
Choose 1 Of The
Following Caeroon
Character 2 Know Abt
Ur Nature
Micky Mouse
Barbie
Teddy Bear
Popye
Tweety
Pusy Cat
Jerry
Simba
Pooh
Scooby
Micky Mouse- Moody
Barbie- Honest
Teddy Bear- Romantic
Popye- Stupid
Tweety- Soft
Pusy Cat- Angry
Jerry- Clever
Simba- Cool Minded
Pooh- Cheerful
Scooby- Greedy
if u r genius find
if u r genius find the answer
I + Opposite of W, initial of Ice, twice of the letter b4 T + 3/4 of X, 15th letter, 1/2 of O,
Challenge of da day For you
Challenge of da day For you..
1/ Sandooq
2/ Bandooq
3/ ???????
Teesri kisi bhi aise cheez ka naam batain jis ke last main dooq aie..!!
Reply is MuSt...!!
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