WHY DID SANTA SING

Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.

Jun, 10 2010 116 chars (1 sms) 4639 views Q n A

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Aap k khiyal se meri Aankhian kesi lagti hain?

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1:Agar Muhabat Dokaano Par Bikti To Aap Kitni Baar Kharidty?
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If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

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You would be in 2nd (not 1st!).

you passed the guy in second place, not first.

It is a challenge for you,

It is a challenge for you,
Rewrite these words in a proper oder..
1/ Ctorpai (A Fruit)
2/ Suolt (A Flower)
3/ Jahatalm (Historical Place)
4/ Losot (Furniture item)
5/ Rceurym (An Element)
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7/ Srriratbe (A Proffesion)

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Aap k Nazkeek

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LiFe is____?

Family is ____?

Friendship is ____?

Enjoyment is ____?

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Music is ____?

Please Fill it and send it back to me..!!

Describe me in 2

Describe me in 2 words in naughtiest way u can...........?
try its fun
c wat ur frndz think for u?

Apki wife apn

Apki wife apni Rukhsati Sey 2 Ghantay Pehley Kya Mehsoos Karen gi?
Select A Number Then I''ll Tell U..
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2
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7
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1: Allah Jaldi Rukhsati Ho

2: Me to tang agae hun itna Bhari Lehenga

3: Kash me ami abu k sath rhti

4: Pta nai kia ho ga aj rat

5: Aj to meri kher nai

6: Me ne nai rona make up khrab hoga

7: Hansi a rhe hy

8: Allah kre movie achi aye

9: Akhir mere dil ki murad puri ho he gae

10: Rona a rha hy ;->

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Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?

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A man walks into

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