WHY DID SANTA SING

Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.

Jun, 10 2010 116 chars (1 sms) 5707 views Q n A

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Insaan Apni Marzi Se Paida Nahi Hota,
Na Hi Maut Usko Apni Marzi Se Ati Ha
To Phir Wo Paidaaish Or Maut Ka
Darmyaani Waqt Apni Marzi Se
Kyu Guzaarna Chahta Ha?

Rememberance Day

Rememberance Day

What 3 Things Come To Your Mind When You Remember Me?

Reply Is Must !

She was hoping that

ANSWER:
She was hoping that the guy would appear at her sister''s funeral again.

If u had answered this correctly , you think like a psychopath . This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly. If you didn''t answer the question correctly, good for you.
If u had answered correctly, good knowing you!

Today is Heart Voice

Today is Heart Voice Day..

Aaj app ke dil main merey liye jo bhi hai keh do, I don''t mind..

I am waiting for your reply..!!

Celebrate

Celebrate

''''Angry'''' day

Wo Meri Kon C Baat Hy Jo Aapko Bht Gussa Dilaati Hy?

Send This SMS 2 Ur Friends 2 Knw..

But Reply Me First..

''''Angry'''' day

Wo Meri Kon C Baat Hy Jo Aapko Bht Gussa Dilaati Hy?

Send This SMS 2 Ur Friends 2 Knw..

But Reply Me First..

send dis msg 2 ur

send dis msg 2 ur franz n gt funny reply

if im get in married 2mmorrow n today u get 2 walk 4 smtime wid my fiance,wht wud u lik 2 tel him abt me?reply

< Plz Fill It Correctly >

< Plz Fill It Correctly >

A Gift u Want From Me :

Momentz U Luved Spending Wid ME :

Momentz u Regreted Spending Wid Me:

Timez Wen I Broke Ur HEart:

Am I a True Friend:

Woh kaun hein Jo

Woh kaun hein Jo aik hee tarha k shikari sey kaiyee dafa shikar hoye par phir b ussee shikari k ghun ghatey hein?

Naheen pata? Chalo mein batata hoon.

And the Answer is "We" matlab? Pakistani Awam aik hee tarha k shikari sey kaiyee dafa shikar hoye par phir b ussee shikari k ghun ghatey hein?

Naheen pata? Chalo mein batata hoon.

And the Answer is "We" matlab? Pakistani Awam

What Will Ur Husband

What Will Ur Husband say to u "ghoonghat utthaane k baad" at ur wedding night?
pick up any one number,i will tell u later.

1,3,5,7,9,11,13,15,17,19,21

Answers:

1:me joruu ka ghulam ban k rahoonga

3:Uff me kahan phans gaya

5:I cant wait more

7:Betta tension naa lo

9:tumhare kitne boy friends the?

11:U r good but I love someone else

13:Hyeee me mar gaya

15:Ghoonghat waapas daal dega

17:My love for U is infinite

19:Bhootniiiiiiii

21:Tum Mujhe pehle kyuun nhi mili...

Woh kia hai jo

Woh kia hai jo Politician Intihabat sey pehley awam ko detey hein aur wo cheez baad mein toot jaati hai?

"Waadey" aur "Khawab"

What am I

What am I?

I am the begining of eternity and the end of time and space. I am the begining of every end and the end of every place. What am i?

The Answer:

The letter "E"! Beginning of Eternity end of timE and spacE, etc.

Eik Din K Leiy P.M

1:, Eik Din K Leiy P.M Of P@Kistan Bane To Kya Karo Ghy?
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2:,1 Din K Leiy Jannt Mley To Kis K Sath Selibarit Karna Chaho Ghy ?
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3:,Dil Aur Demaag Main Mutazad Ho To Kis Ko Mano Ghy ?
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4:,1 Raat K Leiy Agar Sharab , Shabab Aur Kabab Main Se 1 Ko Chunna Ho To Kis Ko Chuno Ghy?
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5:,Khud Se B Zeyada Jis Par Barosa Ho Wahi Dhoka De Jaie To Kya Kar Ghy ?
Ans:Reply Me Must.

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WHY DID SANTA SING

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