WHY DID SANTA SING

WHY DID SANTA SING
Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
  

Jun, 10 2010     116 chars (1 sms)     5187 views       Q n A

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Send dis 2 every1 n c wat number they send 2 u.
#1 u r naughty
#2 we r just frndz
#3 u r beautiful n cute
#4 i like u
#5 i luv u
#6 u r cool n smart
#7 u r hot n attractive
#8 u r rude n stubborn
#9 u r my sweet heart
#10 u r my best frnd
#11 u r sluggish n aggresive
#12 u r zidi
which # u will give me?
Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
I am 5 letter word,
If all the 5 letters are available I am a talent in you,
If you remove my first letter I will die,
if you remove my first 2 letters I will be sick.
Who am I

The answer is: SKILL
Zindagi me 1 aisa moka miley jb dunya k samney kisi se kch khna ho bagair kisi dar ya khof k to aap kis se aur kya khna chahenge???
Rply iz must!
Q : Woh Kon si cheez hai jiss ko Zarorat ke waqt Pehnak detay hain , Oor jab aus ki zarorat nahi hoti tu utha kar rakh letay hain ???


Ans : Behri Jahaz Ka Langar ( Anchor )
Slct 1 day den i''ll tell u meaning of dis dayz:::

Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS? A. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD
Q : Woh Kon sa Gunnah (Sin) Kabeera hai Jiss ki Tauba nahi ??

( Shirk sab se Bara gunnah Kabeera hai Lekin Aus ki Tauba ki Ja Sakti hai )

Ans :

Woh Gunnah KhudhKhsui Hai Yani Sucide.. Coz Aap Ko Tuba Karni Ki Muhlaat Milti Nahi Orr Ager Aap Tuba Kar Sako tu Woh Khudkhushi Hi Nahi :)
Describe me in 2 words in naughtiest way u can...........?
try its fun
c wat ur frndz think for u?
1 Question:

Larky Jab Pyar Main Dhoka Khaty Hain To
Shave Barha Laity Hain,

Jab Larkian Dhoka Khati Hain to Kia Karti Hain?

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Correction Day

Tell Me 1 Bad Thing
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In Me & You Want Me
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This Would Help Me To
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Correction Day

Tell Me 1 Bad Thing
That You Have Found
In Me & You Want Me
To Correct?
This Would Help Me To
Improve Myself This Year

Reply Is Must &
be Honest