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Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
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Jun, 10 2010
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Plzz Fill up
Plzz Fill up:
1.U like to call Me as=
2.Song u like to dedicate 4 me=
3.Gift 4 me=
4.Best in me=
5.Worst in me=
6.Want to change in me
rep iz must.
Jab Insaan ko Piyar
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Jab Insaan ko Piyar hota hai to woo Sheesha (Mirror) kyn ziyaada dekhta hai?
Reply is Must..!!
Send this msg 2 all your friends and get amazing Replies..!!
But Reply me First of All..
: Sana ne Without any
Q : Sana ne Without any reason train ki Zanjeer kehnch dii But ause koi Fine nahi Hova Kaise ????
Ans : Kyonke Train Station Pe Khari Hoi Thi LOLxx. Funny Answer :)
Q : 4 ko 7 Bar Ais
Q : 4 ko 7 Bar Ais Tarah Lekhay k 100 Aye ...
You Can Use Minus , Plus , Mulitplication AsweLL..
But answer IZ Derived Frm 7 timEz 4 ...
Ans : 44 + 44 + 4 + 4 + 4=100
Suppose If Mirror
Suppose If Mirror Was Not Invented
&
I Ask U To Describe
How My Face Looks
How Wud U Describe .... ???
: EK Shakz Peeda
Q : EK Shakz Peeda (Born) Hova Japan main , Pala Bhara (growin) France main , Lekin Mara (Dead) Turkey main ????
Ans : Marhum ( LATE ) [ Itz funny but its true ]
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Yaara (11) Hazar
Q : Yaara (11) Hazar , yaara soo (100) Yaara Ruppeeee .... Numbers main lekh kar dekhay ???
Ans : Most Interesting sawal hai ... ais mai Yaara (11) Hazar , yaara soo (100) Yaara Ruppeeee .... Numbers main lekh kar dekhay ???
tu aise lekhe jaye gaye --> 12111
The first SMS message
The first SMS message[8] was sent over the Vodafone GSM network in the United Kingdom on 3 December 1992, from Neil Papworth of Sema Group (now Airwide Solutions) using a personal computer to Richard Jarvis of Vodafone using an Orbitel 901 handset.
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103_Nafrat
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