WHY DID SANTA SING

Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.

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"AGAR MERA BASS CHALTA TO TUMHAIN........."

REPLY...
WAITING HERE

(Bye) Is A Little Wrd That Causes S0 Much Pain ..

The Pers0n U h0Ld N0w Might Nvr Meet U Again!

S0 Nvr Say (Bye)
Alwayz Se ..
(Meet U Again)
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(C U S00n)

Send It 2 Th0se Wh0m U Nvr Want 2 Say (Bye) In Ur Life ..

Chor Ki Biwi Ka B

Chor Ki Biwi Ka Bhai Apka Mamoo Lagta Hai To Chor Se Apka Kaya Rishta Hua ??
What''s The Correct answer . . . ? ? ?
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The Answer Is " Father "

How ?? :

ChoR Ki BiWi = Ur MoM
MoM Ka BhAi = MaMmOo
AuR ChOr = FaThEr

meaning of these dayz!

meaning of these dayz!
Sunday=Itwar
Monday=Peer
Tuesday=mangal
Wednesday=budh
Thursday=jumerat
Friday=juma
Saturday=hafta
hahahahahaha!!!!

If You Really Loveqq

If You Really Love Someone Arrange This Words In The Correct Sequence..
Love/ Ever/ You/ Hate/ Me/ Like/ Heart/ For/ If/ You/ Never/ In/ Life.
Rply Is Must ;->

Answer :-

If You Hate Me , Like You Never Love Me , Forever In Life....!!!

Or

If You Love Me , Like You Never Hate Me , Forever In Life....!!!

Woh Kon si cheez

Q : Woh Kon si cheez hai jiss ko Zarorat ke waqt Pehnak detay hain , Oor jab aus ki zarorat nahi hoti tu utha kar rakh letay hain ???

Ans : Behri Jahaz Ka Langar ( Anchor )

Q : Baadshah Akbar

Q : Baadshah Akbar ke zamnay main Darayaye (river) ravi main zabardast Salab aya tha .. Lahore sheher ko zabardasht Nuksaan Pooncha Lekin baad shah Masjid jo Drayeaye Ravi ke pass hai woh nahi doobi bataye kyoon???

Ans : Badshah Akbar Ke Zamanay Mai Baadshahi Masjid Bani Hi Nahi Thi :)

: Sana ne Without any

Q : Sana ne Without any reason train ki Zanjeer kehnch dii But ause koi Fine nahi Hova Kaise ????

Ans : Kyonke Train Station Pe Khari Hoi Thi LOLxx. Funny Answer :)

Today Isq

Today Is
"FEEL & REVEAL" Day
Now Express Your Feelings
About Me In Some Lines
Of Any Song ...

Reply mUst Hurry Up Em W8in ...

1.White Cloud

1.White Cloud=too emotional
2.Blue Sea=intelligent n cute
3.Black Universe=devil
4.Sunset=furious
5.Grass=flirty
6.Pink Rose=u luv sum1 deeply

Which alphabet is a question

Q. Which alphabet is a question?
ans. y (WHY)
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Q. Which alphabet is fly?
ans. B (BEE)

Which alphabet is a part of face?
ans. I (EYE)

Which alphabet is a tool?
ans. X (AXE)

Which alphabet is a drink?
ans.T (TEA)

Which alphabet is in geometry box?
ans. D(because a protractor is D shaped)

Which alphabet is a source of salt?
ans. C (SEA)

Woh kaun hein Jo

Woh kaun hein Jo aik hee tarha k shikari sey kaiyee dafa shikar hoye par phir b ussee shikari k ghun ghatey hein?

Naheen pata? Chalo mein batata hoon.

And the Answer is "We" matlab? Pakistani Awam aik hee tarha k shikari sey kaiyee dafa shikar hoye par phir b ussee shikari k ghun ghatey hein?

Naheen pata? Chalo mein batata hoon.

And the Answer is "We" matlab? Pakistani Awam

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