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Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
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An aeroplane carrying
An aeroplane carrying 40 people crashed over d Atlantic ocean,
wd every single person being killed
Yet 2 passengers survived
How is this possible?
If U Know The Answer Than SMS me On Ma #
Choose b/w 1.2.
Choose b/w 1.2.3.4.5.6.7
after dat i will tell u k jb log apke couple ko stage pe sath bethey dekhenge to kya comments dengey.
Rply iz must!
send dis msg 2 ur
send dis msg 2 ur franz n gt funny reply
if im get in married 2mmorrow n today u get 2 walk 4 smtime wid my fiance,wht wud u lik 2 tel him abt me?reply
: Sana ne Without any
Q : Sana ne Without any reason train ki Zanjeer kehnch dii But ause koi Fine nahi Hova Kaise ????
Ans : Kyonke Train Station Pe Khari Hoi Thi LOLxx. Funny Answer :)
Frwrd Dis Msg T
Frwrd Dis Msg To Ur
Frndz Get Cool Replyz
"Agar Tmhain Mjh se
Kch Mangne Ka Moka Mile Tou
Tum Kia Mango Ge ... ??"
Woh Kon si cheez
Q : Woh Kon si cheez hai jiss ko Zarorat ke waqt Pehnak detay hain , Oor jab aus ki zarorat nahi hoti tu utha kar rakh letay hain ???
Ans : Behri Jahaz Ka Langar ( Anchor )
SeLeCT oNE SoAp
SeLeCT oNE SoAp ...
N KnoW AbOuT Ur PArtnEr...
1: LUX
2: REXONA
3: DETOL
4: SAFEGARD
5: TIBBAT
6: CAPRi
7: HOOR
8: LETHERE
9: DOVE
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Aap k Nazkeek
Aap k Nazkeek
Love is____?
LiFe is____?
Family is ____?
Friendship is ____?
Enjoyment is ____?
Beauty is ____?
Music is ____?
Please Fill it and send it back to me..!!
*CHALLENGE*
*CHALLENGE*
If u love some 1
then Arrange these letters in 4 WORDS
"EUSOMYMOSID"
I m waiting for ur answer
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Do you miss me
Question:
Question:
"Sardi K Mausam Main Sab Se Mushkil Kaam Konsa Lagta Hai?"
Send It To Your Friends and Get Funny and Exciting Answers.
But Reply Me First.
Kis MuLQ main NanGay
1) Kis MuLQ main NanGay Paoen ChalneY per SaZa Di JaTii Hai ?
2) Darya-e-Neel Kis Mulk Main Hai ?
3) Wazir-e-Load Sheading Ka Naam Kia Hai ?
Try Must...!!
And Reply Must..!!
U Have 7 Sticks
U Have 7 Sticks "| | | | | | |". . . Make It Twenty Four Without Bending Or Breaking Them. . . !
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