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WHY DID SANTA SING
Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
  
Jun, 10 2010     116 chars (1 sms)     4830 views       Q n A

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Wid Ur Best Frnd?"

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Bt Reply Me 1st.
Suppose U R A Radio
Suppose U R A Radio Presenter.

Which One Song U Will Dedicate To Me??

Snd 2 All Bt Reply Me 1st?
Q : 4 ko 7 Bar Ais
Q : 4 ko 7 Bar Ais Tarah Lekhay k 100 Aye ...


You Can Use Minus , Plus , Mulitplication AsweLL..

But answer IZ Derived Frm 7 timEz 4 ...


Ans : 44 + 44 + 4 + 4 + 4=100
Reply Is Must
Reply Is Must :

" Ager Zindagi Mai Kabhi Hamra Rabta Khatam Ho Jaye...

Tb,

Apko Meri Kya Baat Yaad Reh Jaye Gi..?

Serious Reply Is must .
A man walks into
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Ans: He shot a mirror.
Hands she has but
Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?

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Ans: A Doll
A - Roses
A - Roses
B - Tension
C - Understanding
D - Heart
E - Romance
F - Fight
G - Care
H - Money
I - Respect
J - Nothing
K - Freedom
L - Kids
M - Suche Mhbt
N - Satsfaction
O - Posesivens
P - Friendship
Q - Gifts
R - Chocolates
S - Lots of Love (Gud Luck)
T - Pain
U - Happiness
V - Rudeness
W - Kisses
X - Tears
Y - Attitude
Z - Forever Love
woh kya hai k jo
woh kya hai k jo siyastdan awam ko, shoha biwi ko, bachey waldain ko aur sarkarni naukar sarkar ko lagatey hein?



"Chooona"
ITS A 7 LETTER WORD
ITS A 7 LETTER WORD.

IF WE REMOVE 1 LETTER FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.

IF WE REMOVE 2 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.

IF WE REMOVE 3 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.

IF WE REMOVE ALL THE LETTERS FROM IT, STILL IT REMAINS SAME.

WHAT is IT ?


Ans: POSTBOX
99_Dosti
99_Dosti
100_Pyar
101_Ehsas
102_Dhoka
103_Nafrat
104_Tym pass.
U Have 7 Sticks
U Have 7 Sticks "| | | | | | |". . . Make It Twenty Four Without Bending Or Breaking Them. . . !
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The Answer Is " XX|V"
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