WHY DID SANTA SING

WHY DID SANTA SING
Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
  

Jun, 10 2010     116 chars (1 sms)     5636 views       Q n A

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Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POSSESSIVENESS? a. constiPATION.
Insaani Jism mein kul kitney jord hotey hein?






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Wats D 1 Thing Which U Have Learned

In Lyf After Meeting Me..

Reply Be Honest
I M Waiting
Wo Konsi 3 Cheezain Hain

Jinhain Hamesha Soch

Samjh Kr Uthana Chahiye

Reply Must.
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Is Box Main Kuch Aisa Likho K Mujhe GHUSSA Aaye.


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Is Box Main Kuch Aisa Likho K Mujhe HANSI Aaye.


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Is Box Main Kuch Aisa Likho K Aapse Milne Ka Dil Karey.
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years. . . ?
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The Answer Is " The letter "m"
One Crazy Question For You:

Agar Meri Shaadi aapki Marzi se hoti to aap meri Shadi kis se Karwatay?

Fwd It to your friends and cousins and get funny replies.
But Reply Me First.
Complete The Sentence

Life Is So BORING Without...........?

First Reply To Me Then

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N Get Exciting Answers..!
Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS? A. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD
Challenge of da day For you..
1/ Sandooq
2/ Bandooq
3/ ???????
Teesri kisi bhi aise cheez ka naam batain jis ke last main dooq aie..!!
Reply is MuSt...!!
1) Kis MuLQ main NanGay Paoen ChalneY per SaZa Di JaTii Hai ?
2) Darya-e-Neel Kis Mulk Main Hai ?
3) Wazir-e-Load Sheading Ka Naam Kia Hai ?

Try Must...!!
And Reply Must..!!
Face Test:
Q # 1:- What do you find on my Face:-
a) Silence?
b) Innocence?
c) Proud?
d) Softness?
Q # 2:- Which 1 is the Most Attractive:-?
a) Eyes?
b) Smile?
c) Lips?
d) Hair?
Q # 3:- What is the 1st Impression that you got from My Face:-
a) Cute?
b) Smart?
c) Attitude?
d) Intelligent?
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