WHY DID SANTA SING

Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.

Jun, 10 2010 116 chars (1 sms) 5108 views Q n A

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Rewrite these words in a proper oder..
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3/ Jahatalm (Historical Place)
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5/ Rceurym (An Element)
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A man walks into

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She was hoping that

ANSWER:
She was hoping that the guy would appear at her sister''s funeral again.

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