WHY DID SANTA SING

WHY DID SANTA SING
Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
  

Jun, 10 2010     116 chars (1 sms)     5579 views       Q n A

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If Someone Purposes You..

And You Dont Love Him/Her,

Hw Wud You Deny Him/Her Without Breaking Heart??
Ye Fill Karo Abhi Plz:

Q1. Agr Aap 1 Din k Liye mere 7 Ghomne Chalty to Kahan?
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Q2. Agr Aap Hamare Rishte ko Change Kar Sakte to Konsa Rishta Banate?
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Q3. Agr Aapko Chance Mile Mujhe koi 1 Sentence Kehne Ka to Aap Kya kehty?
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Q4. Agr Aapko Chance Mile meri koi Cheez Lene ka to Aap Kya Lete?
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Reply Fast.
Q : Woh Kon sa Gunnah (Sin) Kabeera hai Jiss ki Tauba nahi ??

( Shirk sab se Bara gunnah Kabeera hai Lekin Aus ki Tauba ki Ja Sakti hai )

Ans :

Woh Gunnah KhudhKhsui Hai Yani Sucide.. Coz Aap Ko Tuba Karni Ki Muhlaat Milti Nahi Orr Ager Aap Tuba Kar Sako tu Woh Khudkhushi Hi Nahi :)
ek mard or ek orat bike pe ja rahey thay to policewaley ne rok kar poocha ye orat tumhari kia lagti hai ?
mard ne jawab dia k, iss ka susar mere susar ka baap hai.
batao orat or mard ka aapus mey kia rishta hai ?
1.White Cloud=too emotional
2.Blue Sea=intelligent n cute
3.Black Universe=devil
4.Sunset=furious
5.Grass=flirty
6.Pink Rose=u luv sum1 deeply
Q : Woh Kon si cheez hai jiss ko Zarorat ke waqt Pehnak detay hain , Oor jab aus ki zarorat nahi hoti tu utha kar rakh letay hain ???


Ans : Behri Jahaz Ka Langar ( Anchor )
Fill in the blank with yes or NO only.
_______I M NOT A Male.
Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena
Hey Today Is

"Kuch Toh Kaho" Day.

So Tell Me That U Wanted

To Tell Me But Did Not.
Wo kia hai, jo har andha, beingha, Kana ,aur theek ankhoon wala sabhee dekhtey hein?






Mein bataon! Khawab
SeLeCT oNE SoAp ...

N KnoW AbOuT Ur PArtnEr...

1: LUX

2: REXONA

3: DETOL

4: SAFEGARD

5: TIBBAT

6: CAPRi

7: HOOR

8: LETHERE

9: DOVE

ReplY MuST.... ;->
Insaani Jism mein kul kitney jord hotey hein?






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It is a challenge for you,
Rewrite these words in a proper oder..
1/ Ctorpai (A Fruit)
2/ Suolt (A Flower)
3/ Jahatalm (Historical Place)
4/ Losot (Furniture item)
5/ Rceurym (An Element)
6/ pkpmiun (A Vegetable)
7/ Srriratbe (A Proffesion)

Take your time And Reply Must..