WHY DID SANTA SING

Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.

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Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POSSESSIVENESS? a. constiPATION.

Select 1 colour
And you Have to Do Whatever Comes In It
RED
PURPL
YELLO
BLUE
WHITE
BROWN
SILVER
GOLDEN
& Reply must

SILVER
Tell Me Your Life''s Biggest Achievement

Red
3 sentences in My praise

Golden
Cal me for 1 mint

YELLO
Tell Me Your Life unforgettable Day

WHITE
You Have To Kiss Me Whenever You meet In infront Of Everyone

BLUE
Pepsi Is DUE On You

BROWN
Send me Your 2 Favorite Msgs

Parple
Send me Balance Of 50 Rupees

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Which alphabet is a part of face?
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Which alphabet is a tool?
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Which alphabet is in geometry box?
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Ek Din Zindagi Mile

1. Ek Din Zindagi Mile To Kya Maangooo Ge ?
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2. Mot Samnay Ho to Kya Chaho Ge?
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3. Zakham Dene Wala Dost Ban Jaye To Kya KAroge?
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4. Ager Dil Me Koi Shaq Ho To Kya Karoge?
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5. Dost Or Pyar Me Pehli Passand Konsi?
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Select any one

Select any one colour then I will tell U k aapki shadi kis tarah hogi..
Blue
Green
Pink
orange
red
purple
BlacK

Look result
Blue: Go against ur parents
Green:Love+Arange
Pink:Love Marriage
orange:Runner marriage
red:Arrange Marriage
purple:wid Friend
BlacK:No marriage

Slct 1 day den i''ll t

Slct 1 day den i''ll tell u meaning of dis dayz:::

Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday

Baap Ne Apni Beti

Ek Sawal:

Baap Ne Apni Beti ko Gift de Kar bola k

Bhook Lagy to kha Lena,
Pyas lagy to P Lena,
Aur Sardi lagy to Aag laga Dena!

Batao wo kon See Cheez hai?

Reply SOCH KAR.

Answer :

Coconut

Chor Ki Biwi Ka B

Chor Ki Biwi Ka Bhai Apka Mamoo Lagta Hai To Chor Se Apka Kaya Rishta Hua ??
What''s The Correct answer . . . ? ? ?
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The Answer Is " Father "

How ?? :

ChoR Ki BiWi = Ur MoM
MoM Ka BhAi = MaMmOo
AuR ChOr = FaThEr

"Phansi" islam mai

"Phansi" islam mai nahi hay aur na hi is ka time islam mai muqarar kiya gaya hay, ye angraiz ka qanoon hay. so contact them

Arrange 100 Rs Note

Arrange 100 Rs Note. as 50 Notes should be there.And answare must be 100..
(Exp-2Rs note*50=100)
but 2 rs note should not be there.

Aap k Nazkeek

Aap k Nazkeek

Love is____?

LiFe is____?

Family is ____?

Friendship is ____?

Enjoyment is ____?

Beauty is ____?

Music is ____?

Please Fill it and send it back to me..!!

Barish Ko Dekh Kr

1-Barish Ko Dekh Kr Kya Sochtay Ho?
2-Ap Ki Zindgi Ki Sab Se Kemti Chez?
3-Acording 2 U Defination Of Dosti?
4-Acording 2 U Defination Of Love?
5-Kbi Ksi Se Sacha Pyar Kia?
6-Chand Ko Dekh K Kya Khyal Ata Hai?
7-Koi Aesa Insan Jo Tumary Hr Raz Se Wakif Ho?
8-1 Din Ki Zindgi Mily To Kya Chaho Ge?

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