WHY DID SANTA SING

Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.

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What You See In My Eyes ?

Cleverness ?

Naughtyness ?

Hope ?

Emotions ?

Deepness ?

Love ?

Quietness ?

Shyness ?

Loneliness ?

Praudness ?

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Answers me be Honestly''
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4: Ap k 5 4nds k naam?
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6: I m ur?
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7: U r my?
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Wat Wud B Ur Reaction

"Wat Wud B Ur Reaction

If U Caught Ur Lover Dating

Wid Ur Best Frnd?"

Forwrd It 2 Ur Frndz N
Get Funny Replyzz
Bt Reply Me 1st.

What comes once

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years. . . ?
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The Answer Is " The letter "m"

Eik Din K Leiy P.M

1:, Eik Din K Leiy P.M Of P@Kistan Bane To Kya Karo Ghy?
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2:,1 Din K Leiy Jannt Mley To Kis K Sath Selibarit Karna Chaho Ghy ?
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3:,Dil Aur Demaag Main Mutazad Ho To Kis Ko Mano Ghy ?
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4:,1 Raat K Leiy Agar Sharab , Shabab Aur Kabab Main Se 1 Ko Chunna Ho To Kis Ko Chuno Ghy?
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5:,Khud Se B Zeyada Jis Par Barosa Ho Wahi Dhoka De Jaie To Kya Kar Ghy ?
Ans:Reply Me Must.

What is it

What is it?

The people who make it don''t want it. The people who buy it don''t use it. The people who use it don''t know it. What is it?

The Answer:

A coffin: The people who make it aren''t going to want a coffin and the people who buy it don''t use it on their self. The people who use it don''t know it because they''re dead

Is Swal Ka Jawab Do

Is Swal Ka Jawab Do

1 Cheez Hai Jo Agar Khushk Hai To 2 Kilo
Gili Ha To 1 Kilo
or Agar Jal Jaye To 3 Kilo
Batao Kya Cheez Hai.
Its a Challenge.
Reply is must.

Answer : Coconut

Ans these Question if

Ans these Question if Anyone of is Intelligent.

Q1: One egg boiled in 3 minutes,
How much time it''ll take to boil 12 eggs?

Q2: How may times 5 can be Subtract form 25?

Q3: Six politicians Meet and each Shakes the Hand of the others.
How many Handshakes are Exchanged?

Answers:

1. 3 Mins
2. Only One Time
3. 30

It''s Challenge for you

It''s Challenge for you..
Yeh aik Beautiful Words hai..
Is ko Tarteeb do..
"NAEAHUISHEFMS"
Is naam ko app din may kam say kam 5 baar letey ho..
Reply is Must..!
If you don''t find..
Then Reply on my number i tell you the Answer..

Choose b/w 1.2.

Choose b/w 1.2.3.4.5.6.7
after dat i will tell u k jb log apke couple ko stage pe sath bethey dekhenge to kya comments dengey.
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Agar Aapki Wife

Q: Agar Aapki Wife / Husband So Gaye Hain Aur Aapki Birthday Hai To Aap Us Pe Kya Karengy?

1. Naraz Ho Kar Beth Jaogay?

2. Muaf Kardo Gy?

3. Us Se Koi Gift Mango Gy?

4. Usko Kiss Karne Ko Kahogy?

5. Ya Bus Chup Ho Kar Beth Jaogy?

Reply Me.

A Challenge For U 2

A Challenge For U 2 Rearrange D Following Words:
Karnemd (Place)
Laebaba (Bird)
Sondelo (Food)
Peoahygrg (Subject)
Rabe (Animal)
R U Genius? Reply Me Must...

Answer:
Karnemd (Place)Denmark
Laebaba (Bird) ABABEAL
Sondelo (Food)noodels
Peoahygrg (Subject)geography
Rabe (Animal)BEAR....

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