WHY DID SANTA SING

Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.

Jun, 10 2010 116 chars (1 sms) 5130 views Q n A

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Select any one colour then I will tell U k aapki shadi kis tarah hogi..
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Green
Pink
orange
red
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Blue: Go against ur parents
Green:Love+Arange
Pink:Love Marriage
orange:Runner marriage
red:Arrange Marriage
purple:wid Friend
BlacK:No marriage

Choose b/w 1.2.

Choose b/w 1.2.3.4.5.6.7
after dat i will tell u k jb log apke couple ko stage pe sath bethey dekhenge to kya comments dengey.
Rply iz must!

Intelligent ho

Intelligent ho??, to jawab do.

God, Mother, One, Ball.

In 4 alfaaz ko aysy milay k pakistan ki mash-hor shakhsiat ka naam bnay?

Answer :
Alama Iqbal Janix. . . ;->

If you were running

If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

The Answer:

You would be in 2nd (not 1st!).

you passed the guy in second place, not first.

Today''s Game!q

Today''s Game!

Aapka Or Mera Rishta.

Plz Select Any 1 Number.

445, 663, 999, 881,
554, 336, 000, 118.

Reply is Must.

999: Khubsurat Ehsaas
000: Best Friend
445: Sincerity
554: Time Pass
663: G/F, B/F
336: Dil k Rishta
881: Love
118: Dhoka.

Select 1 colour

Select 1 colour
And you Have to Do Whatever Comes In It
RED
PURPL
YELLO
BLUE
WHITE
BROWN
SILVER
GOLDEN
& Reply must

SILVER
Tell Me Your Life''s Biggest Achievement

Red
3 sentences in My praise

Golden
Cal me for 1 mint

YELLO
Tell Me Your Life unforgettable Day

WHITE
You Have To Kiss Me Whenever You meet In infront Of Everyone

BLUE
Pepsi Is DUE On You

BROWN
Send me Your 2 Favorite Msgs

Parple
Send me Balance Of 50 Rupees

kya aap duniya k

kya aap duniya k sab sey ajeeb jungle k barrey mein jantey hein? yeh aisa jungle hai k jiss mein insaan rehtey hein? batayein!

Yar kya hum nei Pakistan ko kissi jungle sey kam samjha hai, yahan par b "jiss kee lathi uss kee bains" ka mahawra chalta hai aur jungle mein b

If God Stop

If God Stop Considerin Sin For One Day...
What Would Ya Do On That Day??
Don''t Lie To Me N Reply,,,

send dis msg 2 ur

send dis msg 2 ur franz n gt funny reply

if im get in married 2mmorrow n today u get 2 walk 4 smtime wid my fiance,wht wud u lik 2 tel him abt me?reply

Woh Kon sa Gunnah (

Q : Woh Kon sa Gunnah (Sin) Kabeera hai Jiss ki Tauba nahi ??

( Shirk sab se Bara gunnah Kabeera hai Lekin Aus ki Tauba ki Ja Sakti hai )

Ans :

Woh Gunnah KhudhKhsui Hai Yani Sucide.. Coz Aap Ko Tuba Karni Ki Muhlaat Milti Nahi Orr Ager Aap Tuba Kar Sako tu Woh Khudkhushi Hi Nahi :)

Today Isq

Today Is
"FEEL & REVEAL" Day
Now Express Your Feelings
About Me In Some Lines
Of Any Song ...

Reply mUst Hurry Up Em W8in ...

Hands she has

Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?

Ans: A Doll

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WHY DID SANTA SING

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