WHY DID SANTA SING

Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.

Jun, 10 2010 116 chars (1 sms) 5091 views Q n A

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Tumahre Bhai ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas K Bhai Ki Biwi Kii Saas
K Pati K Jamai K Pote Ki Maa
Kis Saas Ki Nand Ka Bhai Aap Ka Kaun Hua.....???
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The Answer Is " Father "

Duniya Ke Woh 2 kon

Q : Duniya Ke Woh 2 kon se Juram hain jo Paya Takmeel Tak Poonch jaye tu Duniya ki Koi taqaat (Power) Saza (punishment) nahi de sakti ,ager woh Na Mukamal ( uncompelte ) rahay tu Saza de ja sakti hai ???

Ans : 1- Sucide and 2- Bar Saray Iqtidar ( Become Prisident of Country as like Musharaf )

whats ur opinion

whats ur opinion abt romance?Fill it.
romantic words:

romantic song:

romantic gift:

romantic color:
rply iz must!

simplicity appeals every1

Jasmine=Ur simplicity appeals every1
Red Rose=U want 2 get married
MaryGolg=U r very lucky
SunFlower=U r very selfish
Habiscus=U r a pessimist
Lily=U r very optimistic
Black rose=u luv sum1 silently but u dun realize it.
White Rose=U r very innocent
Daffodil=U lyk sum1

Zindagi me 1 aisa

Zindagi me 1 aisa moka miley jb dunya k samney kisi se kch khna ho bagair kisi dar ya khof k to aap kis se aur kya khna chahenge???
Rply iz must!

question

ek mard or ek orat bike pe ja rahey thay to policewaley ne rok kar poocha ye orat tumhari kia lagti hai ?
mard ne jawab dia k, iss ka susar mere susar ka baap hai.
batao orat or mard ka aapus mey kia rishta hai ?

If you were running

If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

The Answer:

You would be in 2nd (not 1st!).

you passed the guy in second place, not first.

Woh Kon si cheez

Q : Woh Kon si cheez hai jiss ko Zarorat ke waqt Pehnak detay hain , Oor jab aus ki zarorat nahi hoti tu utha kar rakh letay hain ???

Ans : Behri Jahaz Ka Langar ( Anchor )

Write the names of

Write the names of person that comes 1st in ur mind for each question

Marry?
Kill?
Frnd?
Hate?
Love?
Unforgetable?
Best frnd?
First crush?

Plz rply truly now?

1.White Cloud

1.White Cloud=too emotional
2.Blue Sea=intelligent n cute
3.Black Universe=devil
4.Sunset=furious
5.Grass=flirty
6.Pink Rose=u luv sum1 deeply

Apne kabi kisi khusrey

Apne kabi kisi khusrey ka janaza parha
dekha ya suna ho

Agar Nahin to khusray ki mayyat Kidher jati hi?
reply must

Eik Din K Leiy P.M

1:, Eik Din K Leiy P.M Of P@Kistan Bane To Kya Karo Ghy?
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2:,1 Din K Leiy Jannt Mley To Kis K Sath Selibarit Karna Chaho Ghy ?
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3:,Dil Aur Demaag Main Mutazad Ho To Kis Ko Mano Ghy ?
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4:,1 Raat K Leiy Agar Sharab , Shabab Aur Kabab Main Se 1 Ko Chunna Ho To Kis Ko Chuno Ghy?
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5:,Khud Se B Zeyada Jis Par Barosa Ho Wahi Dhoka De Jaie To Kya Kar Ghy ?
Ans:Reply Me Must.

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