WHY DID SANTA SING

Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.

Jun, 10 2010 116 chars (1 sms) 4713 views Q n A

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Q : Woh Kon si cheez hai jiss ko Zarorat ke waqt Pehnak detay hain , Oor jab aus ki zarorat nahi hoti tu utha kar rakh letay hain ???

Ans : Behri Jahaz Ka Langar ( Anchor )

IMAGINE:We Meet

IMAGINE:We Meet after a LoNg Time and We aRe TalKing In Ur Room at Nite n No One at Home.

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Then Ur Handphone RiNgs Downstairs.
I asK U2 Come BacK after The Call&U Promise Me!
Person On Call
Tels U Dt I Died Last Nite.

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Would U Come BacK2 Ur Room As Promised?

Reply Wd Reason.

What book was

What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it?
You can''t buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library?
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ans: telephone book!

Agar Ap Se wo insan

Q.Agar Ap Se wo insan " I LOVE U"Kahe jise se ap pyar nahi karte

to kis tarha aap usay kahoge k me tmse pyar nahi karta aur uska dil bhi na tutay.
reply must

This is a secret msg

This is a secret msg send only 4 u, try 2 solve what it means:

LISTEN - TL + MAD - SEN + ICE - CEAD + SUCCESS + YES - CUE + OUT - TESCS.

GIVE ME THE ANSWER IF YOU KNOW

answer=” I MISS YOU”

Chor Ki Biwi Ka B

Chor Ki Biwi Ka Bhai Apka Mamoo Lagta Hai To Chor Se Apka Kaya Rishta Hua ??
What''s The Correct answer . . . ? ? ?
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The Answer Is " Father "

How ?? :

ChoR Ki BiWi = Ur MoM
MoM Ka BhAi = MaMmOo
AuR ChOr = FaThEr

Please Fill Honestly

Please Fill Honestly...

*) Cheezain Jo Ap Meri Kabhi Na Bhool Sako

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*) 3 Name Jis Se Tum Mujhe Bulao

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*) 3 Alfaz Mere Liye

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"If you make a list

"If you make a list of your friends,
Which Position Will you give me?"
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Top 1
Top 2
Top 3
Top 4
Top 5

Reply I am Waiting..
Send it to your friends to know your Position...

Celebrate

Celebrate

''''Angry'''' day

Wo Meri Kon C Baat Hy Jo Aapko Bht Gussa Dilaati Hy?

Send This SMS 2 Ur Friends 2 Knw..

But Reply Me First..

''''Angry'''' day

Wo Meri Kon C Baat Hy Jo Aapko Bht Gussa Dilaati Hy?

Send This SMS 2 Ur Friends 2 Knw..

But Reply Me First..

Face Test

Face Test:
Q # 1:- What do you find on my Face:-
a) Silence?
b) Innocence?
c) Proud?
d) Softness?
Q # 2:- Which 1 is the Most Attractive:-?
a) Eyes?
b) Smile?
c) Lips?
d) Hair?
Q # 3:- What is the 1st Impression that you got from My Face:-
a) Cute?
b) Smart?
c) Attitude?
d) Intelligent?
Reply Must if you are my Friend..?

Which alphabet is a question

Q. Which alphabet is a question?
ans. y (WHY)
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Q. Which alphabet is fly?
ans. B (BEE)

Which alphabet is a part of face?
ans. I (EYE)

Which alphabet is a tool?
ans. X (AXE)

Which alphabet is a drink?
ans.T (TEA)

Which alphabet is in geometry box?
ans. D(because a protractor is D shaped)

Which alphabet is a source of salt?
ans. C (SEA)

What wil u select

What wil u select 4 my personality..?

1.Blue Bangles
2.White Dress
3.Red Lipstick
4.Pink Earings
5.Silver Ring
6.Black Eye Makeup
7.Golden Shoes.

Reply.. Then i''ll tell u the answer..!

Blue Bangles: U think Im gud lukinG
White Dress:U think Im religious
Red Lipstick: U think Im hot Pink
Pink Earings: U think Im funky
Silver Ring: U love me
Black Eye Makeup: U think Im sexy
Golden Shoes: U think Im boring!

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