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WHY DID SANTA SING
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WHY DID SANTA SING
Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
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Jun, 10 2010
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Today Is"THE BEST SMS D
Today Is"THE BEST SMS DAY"
Send Me Ur Favourite Sms
That U''ve Kept In
Ur Inbox 4m Long Time.
What comes once
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years. . . ?
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The Answer Is " The letter "m"
WHAT DOES 98 STAND
Q. WHAT DOES 98 STAND FOR IN WINDOWS 98? A. IT STANDS FOR NUMBER OF TIMES IT HANGS IN A DAY.
Woh Kon sa Gunnah (
Q : Woh Kon sa Gunnah (Sin) Kabeera hai Jiss ki Tauba nahi ??
( Shirk sab se Bara gunnah Kabeera hai Lekin Aus ki Tauba ki Ja Sakti hai )
Ans :
Woh Gunnah KhudhKhsui Hai Yani Sucide.. Coz Aap Ko Tuba Karni Ki Muhlaat Milti Nahi Orr Ager Aap Tuba Kar Sako tu Woh Khudkhushi Hi Nahi :)
if u r genius find
if u r genius find the answer
I + Opposite of W, initial of Ice, twice of the letter b4 T + 3/4 of X, 15th letter, 1/2 of O,
If Someone Purposes
If Someone Purposes You..
And You Dont Love Him/Her,
Hw Wud You Deny Him/Her Without Breaking Heart??
WHAT DID BANTA
Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL? A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.
Is Box Main Kuch Aisa
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Is Box Main Kuch Aisa Likho K Mujhe GHUSSA Aaye.
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Is Box Main Kuch Aisa Likho K Mujhe HANSI Aaye.
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Is Box Main Kuch Aisa Likho K Aapse Milne Ka Dil Karey.
It,S A Challnge 4 U
It,S A Challnge 4 U
Phansi Ka Time Fajar K Bad Aur Soraj Niklne Se Pehle Kyu Fix Kiya Gya Hai?
Kisi Aur Time Pe Phansi Kyu Ni Dete Hn?
Reply With Solid Reason
woh kya hai k jo
woh kya hai k jo siyastdan awam ko, shoha biwi ko, bachey waldain ko aur sarkarni naukar sarkar ko lagatey hein?
"Chooona"
FRIEND BOOK
FRIEND BOOK:
BIRTHEDAY:
PET NAME:
FAV.Colour:
Fav.Song.
Best Freind:
Best Love:
Aim
U Fear
U Love
Reply Must Plz
kya aap duniya k
kya aap duniya k sab sey ajeeb jungle k barrey mein jantey hein? yeh aisa jungle hai k jiss mein insaan rehtey hein? batayein!
Yar kya hum nei Pakistan ko kissi jungle sey kam samjha hai, yahan par b "jiss kee lathi uss kee bains" ka mahawra chalta hai aur jungle mein b
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