WHY DID SANTA SING

Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.

Jun, 10 2010 116 chars (1 sms) 4876 views Q n A

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Frwrd Dis Msg To Ur
Frndz Get Cool Replyz

"Agar Tmhain Mjh se
Kch Mangne Ka Moka Mile Tou
Tum Kia Mango Ge ... ??"

1-Barish Ko Dekh Kr Kya Sochtay Ho?
2-Ap Ki Zindgi Ki Sab Se Kemti Chez?
3-Acording 2 U Defination Of Dosti?
4-Acording 2 U Defination Of Love?
5-Kbi Ksi Se Sacha Pyar Kia?
6-Chand Ko Dekh K Kya Khyal Ata Hai?
7-Koi Aesa Insan Jo Tumary Hr Raz Se Wakif Ho?
8-1 Din Ki Zindgi Mily To Kya Chaho Ge?

Baap Ne Apni Beti

Ek Sawal:

Baap Ne Apni Beti ko Gift de Kar bola k

Bhook Lagy to kha Lena,
Pyas lagy to P Lena,
Aur Sardi lagy to Aag laga Dena!

Batao wo kon See Cheez hai?

Reply SOCH KAR.

Answer :

Coconut

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Kon Sa Mosam Dil Ko Bahta Ha ?
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Apni Achi Aur Buri Aadat Batye ?
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Koi Film Jo Bar Bar Dekhi Ho ?
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Zindgi K Kin Dino Ma Wapis Jana Chahte Ho ?
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Subha Ka Aghaz Kis Tarah Karte Ho ?
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Zindagi Kub Buri Lagti Ha ?
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Kabi Najomi Ko Hath Dikhaya ?
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Is Box Main Kuch Aisa

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Is Box Main Kuch Aisa Likho K Mujhe GHUSSA Aaye.

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Is Box Main Kuch Aisa Likho K Mujhe HANSI Aaye.

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Is Box Main Kuch Aisa Likho K Aapse Milne Ka Dil Karey.

What is it

What is it?

The people who make it don''t want it. The people who buy it don''t use it. The people who use it don''t know it. What is it?

The Answer:

A coffin: The people who make it aren''t going to want a coffin and the people who buy it don''t use it on their self. The people who use it don''t know it because they''re dead

Woh Kon si cheez

Q : Woh Kon si cheez hai jiss ko Zarorat ke waqt Pehnak detay hain , Oor jab aus ki zarorat nahi hoti tu utha kar rakh letay hain ???

Ans : Behri Jahaz Ka Langar ( Anchor )

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edit main jao
or
tamam
3 or 9 ko
mitado. Dekho kia banta hai.

Answers me be

Answers me be Honestly''
1: Apko sub se ziada sms send krne waley ka naam?
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2: Apko preshan daikh kr kon ziada preshan hota hy?
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3: Apka ideal?
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4: Ap k 5 4nds k naam?
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5: Apke dushman ka naam?
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6: I m ur?
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7: U r my?
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Tumahre Bhai ki B

Tumahre Bhai ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas K Bhai Ki Biwi Kii Saas
K Pati K Jamai K Pote Ki Maa
Kis Saas Ki Nand Ka Bhai Aap Ka Kaun Hua.....???
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The Answer Is " Father "

Dimag hai to is

Dimag hai to is word ko tarteeb do..
"LENZATE"
Ye 1 cute cheez ka naam hai.
Its challange 4 u.
Ye naam kam se kam din mai 5 dafa ap lety honge
Reply quickly.

1 ladke ne 1 ladki

1 ladke ne 1 ladki se uska nema pucha to ladki ne kaha meri skuti ke piche likha he
6.1
6.3
6.2
2.1
dimag ho to ladki ka nam batao.
Only for inteligent

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