WHY DID SANTA SING

Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.

Jun, 10 2010 116 chars (1 sms) 5511 views Q n A

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Is Swal Ka Jawab Do

1 Cheez Hai Jo Agar Khushk Hai To 2 Kilo
Gili Ha To 1 Kilo
or Agar Jal Jaye To 3 Kilo
Batao Kya Cheez Hai.
Its a Challenge.
Reply is must.

Answer : Coconut

Inteligence Test By

Inteligence Test By P.A.F (Pakistan Air Force)
1) Wo kya cheez hy jo khayi bhi jati hy or pee bhi jati hy?
2) Wo kon sa mulk hy jahan 6 mahiney din or 6 mahiney raat rehti hy?
3) Baraf k makano main rehney waley log kya kehlaatey hain?
4) Duniya main sab se zyada kon sa khel khela jata hy?
5) Wo kon sa janwar hy jo pani main peda hota hy or khushki pe rehta hy?
Ans !!!

U''ll get:

U''ll get:
A=a new frnd
D=gud result
G=a lover
J=nothing
M-lots of happiness
P=ur marriage
T=success
W=lots of money

Dekhty hen ap kitny

Dekhty hen ap kitny zheen hen & ''URDU'' pe aapko kitni mahaarat hasil hai...

Anday ki zardi white
''HOTI'' hai ya
''HOTA'' hai?

Rply must... ;->

Be Honest n Send

Be Honest n Send This To Anyone
Who Made You Smile This Year.
It May Surprise You How
Many You Get Back.
Thanks For Making Me Smile... (-,=)

Today Is"THE BEST SMS D

Today Is"THE BEST SMS DAY"

Send Me Ur Favourite Sms

That U''ve Kept In

Ur Inbox 4m Long Time.

Agar Ap Se wo insan

Q.Agar Ap Se wo insan " I LOVE U"Kahe jise se ap pyar nahi karte

to kis tarha aap usay kahoge k me tmse pyar nahi karta aur uska dil bhi na tutay.
reply must

Agr Aap Dulha Ban

Agr Aap Dulha Ban K Stage Pe Baitho Gay

Tu Apni Dulhan K Kaan

Ma SUb SA Pehle Kia Kaho Ha?

Funny Reply Is Must

simplicity appeals every1

Jasmine=Ur simplicity appeals every1
Red Rose=U want 2 get married
MaryGolg=U r very lucky
SunFlower=U r very selfish
Habiscus=U r a pessimist
Lily=U r very optimistic
Black rose=u luv sum1 silently but u dun realize it.
White Rose=U r very innocent
Daffodil=U lyk sum1

Today is CoUpLe Day

Today is CoUpLe Day..!!

Make my couple with anyone of your own choice..!!

Share it with your friends and get interesting replies..
but reply me 1st..
I am waiting for your replies..!!

woh kya hai k jo

woh kya hai k jo siyastdan awam ko, shoha biwi ko, bachey waldain ko aur sarkarni naukar sarkar ko lagatey hein?

"Chooona"

Happy World Eyes Day

Happy World Eyes Day..!!

Aap k khiyal se meri Aankhian kesi lagti hain?

Romantic?

Deep like River

Angry

Cute

Tough Hard

shy

Happy

lovely

Horror

Caryinhg

Soft

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