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WHY DID SANTA SING
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WHY DID SANTA SING
Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
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Jun, 10 2010
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Let me tell u
Let me tell u rPersonality,
which 1 do u like?
1.White Cloud
2.Blue Sea
3.Black Universe
4.Sunset
5.Grass
6.Pink Rose
Choose One
n
rply me...
Woh Kon si cheez
Q : Woh Kon si cheez hai jiss ko Zarorat ke waqt Pehnak detay hain , Oor jab aus ki zarorat nahi hoti tu utha kar rakh letay hain ???
Ans : Behri Jahaz Ka Langar ( Anchor )
Two fathers and two
Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come. . . ?.
.
.
.
.
The Answer Is "Grand father, father, son "
Who Are The Two
Q. Who Are The Two Brothers
Who Live On Opposite Sides
Of The Road Yet Never See Each Other?
Ans: Eyes.
Ager apko meri
Ager apko meri "Ammi" ko meri "Shikayat" Laganey ka MOQA miley to App Meri Konsi "Shikayat" Lagaoe Gaye..?
Send this to your Friends..
And find interesting facts about you Pesonality..
But Reply Me 1st..
Agr Aap Dulha Ban
Agr Aap Dulha Ban K Stage Pe Baitho Gay
Tu Apni Dulhan K Kaan
Ma SUb SA Pehle Kia Kaho Ha?
Funny Reply Is Must
WHAT DID BANTA
Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL? A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.
o kon Sa PHAL hai
o kon Sa PHAL hai,
Jiska phela lafz kat dein to ek MULK ka naam aur aakhiri Kat dein to SHEHER aur dono ko kat dein to PARINDAY ka naam ban jata hai.
Ans Of Hassan Riddle
Ans Of Hassan Riddle..!
Aik
Pahari Larki
Pahari Par Beath Kar
Pahari Geet Ga Rahi Thi
Dude Dont Post Re-Posted sMs..!
FirsT Read Our Collection First..!
The Whole sMs U Posted R Already Xsist..!
This is a secret msg
This is a secret msg send only 4 u, try 2 solve what it means:
LISTEN - TL + MAD - SEN + ICE - CEAD + SUCCESS + YES - CUE + OUT - TESCS.
GIVE ME THE ANSWER IF YOU KNOW
answer=” I MISS YOU”
Challenge of da day For you
Challenge of da day For you..
1/ Sandooq
2/ Bandooq
3/ ???????
Teesri kisi bhi aise cheez ka naam batain jis ke last main dooq aie..!!
Reply is MuSt...!!
Today Is World Red
Today Is World Red Rose Day.
If U Luv My Frndshp Give 1 Missed Call
N Snd Tis 2 Al Ur Friend
N See Hw Many Missed Call U Get
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