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Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
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Jun, 10 2010
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WHAT IS THE HEIGHT
Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS? A. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD
Unforgettable thing
Unforgettable things in 2009
1. Person
2. Film
3. Song
4. Incident
5. Place
6. Gift
7. Moment
8. Your last word 4 me in 2009.
Must reply
Woh Kon se question
Q : Woh Kon se question hai Jin ka jawab insaaan Haaan ( yes ) Main nahi de sakta ?? ager Yes Deta hai tu Woh Jhoot (Lie) Bolta hai ???
Ans : Kiya Ap Soo Rahe Hain ? Kiya Ap Murda (dead) Hain ?
Plzz Fill up
Plzz Fill up:
1.U like to call Me as=
2.Song u like to dedicate 4 me=
3.Gift 4 me=
4.Best in me=
5.Worst in me=
6.Want to change in me
rep iz must.
SeLeCT oNE SoAp
SeLeCT oNE SoAp ...
N KnoW AbOuT Ur PArtnEr...
1: LUX
2: REXONA
3: DETOL
4: SAFEGARD
5: TIBBAT
6: CAPRi
7: HOOR
8: LETHERE
9: DOVE
ReplY MuST.... ;->
Bye) Is A Little Wrd That
(Bye) Is A Little Wrd That Causes S0 Much Pain ..
The Pers0n U h0Ld N0w Might Nvr Meet U Again!
S0 Nvr Say (Bye)
Alwayz Se ..
(Meet U Again)
0r
(C U S00n)
Send It 2 Th0se Wh0m U Nvr Want 2 Say (Bye) In Ur Life ..
Select a vegetable
Select a vegetable for ur life partner..
Potato
Onion
Tomato
Carrot
Pea
Kheera
Mirch
Bhindi
Answer will b given after ur reply...
Potato=rehem dil
Onion=tez mizaj
Tomato=lover
Carrot=husband ki ghulam
Pea=smart
Khira=romantic
Mirch=batooni
Bhindi=ganga
WHAT DID BANTA
Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL? A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.
Name- Niknme-
Name-
Niknme-
Dob-
City-
Bst Frnd-
Hero-
Heroin-
Dres-
Ambition-
U Luv-
U Hat-
U Trust-
U Fear-
Wrds4me-
Today is Heart Voice
Today is Heart Voice Day..
Aaj app ke dil main merey liye jo bhi hai keh do, I don''t mind..
I am waiting for your reply..!!
Let me tell u
Let me tell u rPersonality,
which 1 do u like?
1.White Cloud
2.Blue Sea
3.Black Universe
4.Sunset
5.Grass
6.Pink Rose
Choose One
n
rply me...
Wo kia hai, jo har
Wo kia hai, jo har andha, beingha, Kana ,aur theek ankhoon wala sabhee dekhtey hein?
Mein bataon! Khawab
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