WHY DID SANTA SING

Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.

Jun, 10 2010 116 chars (1 sms) 4966 views Q n A

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What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it?
You can''t buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library?
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ans: telephone book!

LUX: HOT

LUX: HOT

REXONA: ROMaNTIC

DETOL: FIGHTER

SAFEGARD: CARING

TIBBAT: MOODY

CAPRY: UGLY

HOOR: GUDLUKING

LETHERE: CHARMING

DOVE: SELFish... ;->

99_Dosti

99_Dosti
100_Pyar
101_Ehsas
102_Dhoka
103_Nafrat
104_Tym pass.

Today is CoUpLe Day

Today is CoUpLe Day..!!

Make my couple with anyone of your own choice..!!

Share it with your friends and get interesting replies..
but reply me 1st..
I am waiting for your replies..!!

o kon Sa PHAL hai

o kon Sa PHAL hai,
Jiska phela lafz kat dein to ek MULK ka naam aur aakhiri Kat dein to SHEHER aur dono ko kat dein to PARINDAY ka naam ban jata hai.

meaning of these dayz!

meaning of these dayz!
Sunday=Itwar
Monday=Peer
Tuesday=mangal
Wednesday=budh
Thursday=jumerat
Friday=juma
Saturday=hafta
hahahahahaha!!!!

Zindagi me 1 aisa

Zindagi me 1 aisa moka miley jb dunya k samney kisi se kch khna ho bagair kisi dar ya khof k to aap kis se aur kya khna chahenge???
Rply iz must!

Face Test

Face Test:
Q # 1:- What do you find on my Face:-
a) Silence?
b) Innocence?
c) Proud?
d) Softness?
Q # 2:- Which 1 is the Most Attractive:-?
a) Eyes?
b) Smile?
c) Lips?
d) Hair?
Q # 3:- What is the 1st Impression that you got from My Face:-
a) Cute?
b) Smart?
c) Attitude?
d) Intelligent?
Reply Must if you are my Friend..?

A man walks into

A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere. And no, he didn''t miss and he wasn''t Superman or any other caped crusader. How did he do this?
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Ans: He shot a mirror.

What You See

What You See In My Eyes ?

Cleverness ?

Naughtyness ?

Hope ?

Emotions ?

Deepness ?

Love ?

Quietness ?

Shyness ?

Loneliness ?

Praudness ?

A man walks into

What am I

What am I?

I am the begining of eternity and the end of time and space. I am the begining of every end and the end of every place. What am i?

The Answer:

The letter "E"! Beginning of Eternity end of timE and spacE, etc.

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