WHY DID SANTA SING

WHY DID SANTA SING
Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
  

Jun, 10 2010     116 chars (1 sms)     5534 views       Q n A

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Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?

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Ans: A Doll
Be Honest n Send This To Anyone
Who Made You Smile This Year.
It May Surprise You How
Many You Get Back.
Thanks For Making Me Smile... (-,=)
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Is Box Main Kuch Aisa Likho K Mujhe GHUSSA Aaye.


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Is Box Main Kuch Aisa Likho K Mujhe HANSI Aaye.


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Is Box Main Kuch Aisa Likho K Aapse Milne Ka Dil Karey.
Celebrate
"yaaD" DAY !!

"Woh meri kon c baat hai jo apko meri yaad dilati hai?

Reply me
What is it?

The people who make it don''t want it. The people who buy it don''t use it. The people who use it don''t know it. What is it?

The Answer:

A coffin: The people who make it aren''t going to want a coffin and the people who buy it don''t use it on their self. The people who use it don''t know it because they''re dead
Select any one colour then I will tell U k aapki shadi kis tarah hogi..
Blue
Green
Pink
orange
red
purple
BlacK

Look result
Blue: Go against ur parents
Green:Love+Arange
Pink:Love Marriage
orange:Runner marriage
red:Arrange Marriage
purple:wid Friend
BlacK:No marriage
Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come. . . ?.
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The Answer Is "Grand father, father, son "
Complete The Sentence

Life Is So BORING Without...........?

First Reply To Me Then

Send It To Other People

N Get Exciting Answers..!
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years. . . ?
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The Answer Is " The letter "m"
*CHALLENGE*
If u love some 1
then Arrange these letters in 4 WORDS

"EUSOMYMOSID"

I m waiting for ur answer

Answer By HumAyuN

Do you miss me
A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere. And no, he didn''t miss and he wasn''t Superman or any other caped crusader. How did he do this?
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Ans: He shot a mirror.
99_Dosti
100_Pyar
101_Ehsas
102_Dhoka
103_Nafrat
104_Tym pass.