WHY DID SANTA SING

Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.

Jun, 10 2010 116 chars (1 sms) 5410 views Q n A

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I am 5 letter word,
If all the 5 letters are available I am a talent in you,
If you remove my first letter I will die,
if you remove my first 2 letters I will be sick.
Who am I

The answer is: SKILL

A man walks into

A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere. And no, he didn''t miss and he wasn''t Superman or any other caped crusader. How did he do this?
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Ans: He shot a mirror.

One Crazy Question

One Crazy Question For You:

Agar Meri Shaadi aapki Marzi se hoti to aap meri Shadi kis se Karwatay?

Fwd It to your friends and cousins and get funny replies.
But Reply Me First.

What wil u select

What wil u select 4 my personality..?

1.Blue Bangles
2.White Dress
3.Red Lipstick
4.Pink Earings
5.Silver Ring
6.Black Eye Makeup
7.Golden Shoes.

Reply.. Then i''ll tell u the answer..!

Blue Bangles: U think Im gud lukinG
White Dress:U think Im religious
Red Lipstick: U think Im hot Pink
Pink Earings: U think Im funky
Silver Ring: U love me
Black Eye Makeup: U think Im sexy
Golden Shoes: U think Im boring!

Woh kia hai jo

Woh kia hai jo Politician Intihabat sey pehley awam ko detey hein aur wo cheez baad mein toot jaati hai?

"Waadey" aur "Khawab"

1 Question

1 Question:

Larky Jab Pyar Main Dhoka Khaty Hain To
Shave Barha Laity Hain,

Jab Larkian Dhoka Khati Hain to Kia Karti Hain?

Reply Must

Eik Din K Leiy P.M

1:, Eik Din K Leiy P.M Of P@Kistan Bane To Kya Karo Ghy?
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2:,1 Din K Leiy Jannt Mley To Kis K Sath Selibarit Karna Chaho Ghy ?
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3:,Dil Aur Demaag Main Mutazad Ho To Kis Ko Mano Ghy ?
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4:,1 Raat K Leiy Agar Sharab , Shabab Aur Kabab Main Se 1 Ko Chunna Ho To Kis Ko Chuno Ghy?
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5:,Khud Se B Zeyada Jis Par Barosa Ho Wahi Dhoka De Jaie To Kya Kar Ghy ?
Ans:Reply Me Must.

Today is Heart Voice

Today is Heart Voice Day..

Aaj app ke dil main merey liye jo bhi hai keh do, I don''t mind..

I am waiting for your reply..!!

If You Really Loveqq

If You Really Love Someone Arrange This Words In The Correct Sequence..
Love/ Ever/ You/ Hate/ Me/ Like/ Heart/ For/ If/ You/ Never/ In/ Life.
Rply Is Must ;->

Answer :-

If You Hate Me , Like You Never Love Me , Forever In Life....!!!

Or

If You Love Me , Like You Never Hate Me , Forever In Life....!!!

If God Stop

If God Stop Considerin Sin For One Day...
What Would Ya Do On That Day??
Don''t Lie To Me N Reply,,,

Woh kaun hein Jo

Woh kaun hein Jo aik hee tarha k shikari sey kaiyee dafa shikar hoye par phir b ussee shikari k ghun ghatey hein?

Naheen pata? Chalo mein batata hoon.

And the Answer is "We" matlab? Pakistani Awam aik hee tarha k shikari sey kaiyee dafa shikar hoye par phir b ussee shikari k ghun ghatey hein?

Naheen pata? Chalo mein batata hoon.

And the Answer is "We" matlab? Pakistani Awam

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WHY DID SANTA SING

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