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Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
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Jun, 10 2010
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TodAy is REMEMBRIN
TodAy is REMEMBRING dAy,
RecAL ur miNd..
Or mEri kAhi hui aiSi bAt batAyEn jO ApkO Aj b yAd hy..
sEnd it 2 ALL ur frndz n gEt InTresTing MeMoriez
But repLy mE First..
It,S A Challnge 4 U
It,S A Challnge 4 U
Phansi Ka Time Fajar K Bad Aur Soraj Niklne Se Pehle Kyu Fix Kiya Gya Hai?
Kisi Aur Time Pe Phansi Kyu Ni Dete Hn?
Reply With Solid Reason
Reply Is Must
Reply Is Must :
" Ager Zindagi Mai Kabhi Hamra Rabta Khatam Ho Jaye...
Tb,
Apko Meri Kya Baat Yaad Reh Jaye Gi..?
Serious Reply Is must .
Aap k Nazkeek
Aap k Nazkeek
Love is____?
LiFe is____?
Family is ____?
Friendship is ____?
Enjoyment is ____?
Beauty is ____?
Music is ____?
Please Fill it and send it back to me..!!
Reply of Najam''s Msg
Reply of Najam''s Msg !
Rewrite these words in a proper oder..
1. Apricot
2. Lotus
3. Taj Mahal
4. Stool
5. Mercury
6. Pumpkin
7. Barisster
If U Came 2 Knw
If U Came 2 Knw Abt The Following Evnts,Wt Wil B Ur 1st Reaction
1.My Marriage
Ans:
2.My Accident
Ans:
3.My Death
Ans:
4.Gone Abroad
Ans:
5.Seen Wd A B-Frnd
Ans
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i3 9|\ 3 /|3 i (9" i3 i3
i3 9| 3 \9/ 3 | i9 ,9,)3 ,3,)
9i,,3,i9
edit main jao
or
tamam
3 or 9 ko
mitado. Dekho kia banta hai.
Agar Aapki Wife
Q: Agar Aapki Wife / Husband So Gaye Hain Aur Aapki Birthday Hai To Aap Us Pe Kya Karengy?
1. Naraz Ho Kar Beth Jaogay?
2. Muaf Kardo Gy?
3. Us Se Koi Gift Mango Gy?
4. Usko Kiss Karne Ko Kahogy?
5. Ya Bus Chup Ho Kar Beth Jaogy?
Reply Me.
Chalnay (walking)
Q : Chalnay (walking) Aur Doornay (runing) Main farak bataye ???
Ans : Jab Admi Chalta Hai Tu Pehle Earhi Uthata hai But jab Insan Dorta hAi tu Pehle Panja Rakhta HA
o kon Sa PHAL hai
o kon Sa PHAL hai,
Jiska phela lafz kat dein to ek MULK ka naam aur aakhiri Kat dein to SHEHER aur dono ko kat dein to PARINDAY ka naam ban jata hai.
Today Isq
Today Is
"FEEL & REVEAL" Day
Now Express Your Feelings
About Me In Some Lines
Of Any Song ...
Reply mUst Hurry Up Em W8in ...
Zyada GUSSA konsi age main ata hai?
Zyada GUSSA konsi age main ata hai?
1= Bachpan
2= Jawani
3= Burhappa
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