WHAT DID BANTA

Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL? A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.

Jun, 10 2010 89 chars (1 sms) 4427 views Q n A

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Give me a Title..

-Thief of Hearts..
-Inner Beauty..
-Source of Smile
-Romantic :-)
-beautiful Soul..
-Fun Bomb..
-Sensitive..
-Mr.Attitude..

Reply Is Must..!!
Be Honestly,

agar har dil pyar

agar har dil pyar karta hai to log issey burra kyun samjhatey hein?
Agar pyar mein taqat hoti hai to log izhar sey kyun dartey hein.
Agar pyar k koi mazhab naheen hota to log mehboob ko sirf apna kyun kehtey hein?

Reply Guys.

Celebrate

Celebrate
"yaaD" DAY !!

"Woh meri kon c baat hai jo apko meri yaad dilati hai?

Reply me

If you avail a chance

If you avail a chance to throw a shoe..!!

Which person you want to see as the Target..???

(No Politician)

Waiting for your interesting Reply..!!

Forward this msg

Forward this msg to your frndz & get mazay-dar replies..

"Sardio''n ki raatei''n hon aur.....''"

reply iz must.?

Woh Kiya hai Jisay

Q : Woh Kiya hai Jisay HARAM karar diya gaya hai Lekin humaye peene (drink) ko bhi kaha gaya hai ???

Ans : GUSSA ..

Woh Kon si cheez

Q : Woh Kon si cheez hai jiss ko Zarorat ke waqt Pehnak detay hain , Oor jab aus ki zarorat nahi hoti tu utha kar rakh letay hain ???

Ans : Behri Jahaz Ka Langar ( Anchor )

Woh Kon sa Gunnah (

Q : Woh Kon sa Gunnah (Sin) Kabeera hai Jiss ki Tauba nahi ??

( Shirk sab se Bara gunnah Kabeera hai Lekin Aus ki Tauba ki Ja Sakti hai )

Ans :

Woh Gunnah KhudhKhsui Hai Yani Sucide.. Coz Aap Ko Tuba Karni Ki Muhlaat Milti Nahi Orr Ager Aap Tuba Kar Sako tu Woh Khudkhushi Hi Nahi :)

Hands she has but

Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?

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Ans: A Doll

Life ko kon zyda

Question:

Life ko kon zyda acha bna sakthi hai?

girlfriend ya wife..?

Answer: WIfe...!

Lakin

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Honi kisi or ki chahiye.>

What wil u select

What wil u select 4 my personality..?

1.Blue Bangles
2.White Dress
3.Red Lipstick
4.Pink Earings
5.Silver Ring
6.Black Eye Makeup
7.Golden Shoes.

Reply.. Then i''ll tell u the answer..!

Blue Bangles: U think Im gud lukinG
White Dress:U think Im religious
Red Lipstick: U think Im hot Pink
Pink Earings: U think Im funky
Silver Ring: U love me
Black Eye Makeup: U think Im sexy
Golden Shoes: U think Im boring!

Slct 1 day den i''ll t

Slct 1 day den i''ll tell u meaning of dis dayz:::

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