WHAT DID BANTA

WHAT DID BANTA
Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL? A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.
  

Jun, 10 2010     89 chars (1 sms)     4448 views       Q n A

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Eyes R Windows To The Soul,
Wat Do U C In My Eyes?

Cleverness
Naughtiness
Pain
Hope
Emotions
Shyness
Love
Quitness
Fright
Depth
Or Innocence.?Reply Wid Honesty
Take away my first letter; take away my second letter; take away all my letters, and I would remain the same. What am I. . . ?
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Answer "Letter box "
Quaid-e-Azam k Matric mein Pakistan Studies mein kitne marks aaye thay . . . ?

A-21
B-48
C-65
D-84

Dekhte hain Quaid k baray mei aap ko kitna pata hai . . ?

Ans: Us Waqt Pakistan Nahi Tha Tu Pakistan Studies Kahan sE Hogi . . . ;->
Give me the Ans:



1) Your Love?

2) What''s your Lover name?

3) YOur Best Friend?

4) Sab se hassen Lamha?

5) What you are Thinking in Free Time?

6) Koi Songjo app pe fitt hota hay?

7) koi Hasrat?

8) What I am to you?
1. Ek Din Zindagi Mile To Kya Maangooo Ge ?
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2. Mot Samnay Ho to Kya Chaho Ge?
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3. Zakham Dene Wala Dost Ban Jaye To Kya KAroge?
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4. Ager Dil Me Koi Shaq Ho To Kya Karoge?
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5. Dost Or Pyar Me Pehli Passand Konsi?
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Reply , Your Answers
whats ur opinion abt romance?Fill it.
romantic words:

romantic song:

romantic gift:

romantic color:
rply iz must!
Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?

Ans: A Doll
1 Question:

Larky Jab Pyar Main Dhoka Khaty Hain To
Shave Barha Laity Hain,

Jab Larkian Dhoka Khati Hain to Kia Karti Hain?

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Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
woh kya hai k jo siyastdan awam ko, shoha biwi ko, bachey waldain ko aur sarkarni naukar sarkar ko lagatey hein?



"Chooona"
Hey Today Is

"Kuch Toh Kaho" Day.

So Tell Me That U Wanted

To Tell Me But Did Not.
Select a vegetable for ur life partner..

Potato
Onion
Tomato
Carrot
Pea
Kheera
Mirch
Bhindi
Answer will b given after ur reply...

Potato=rehem dil
Onion=tez mizaj
Tomato=lover
Carrot=husband ki ghulam
Pea=smart
Khira=romantic
Mirch=batooni
Bhindi=ganga