WHAT DID BANTA

Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL? A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.

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Q.Agar Ap Se wo insan " I LOVE U"Kahe jise se ap pyar nahi karte

to kis tarha aap usay kahoge k me tmse pyar nahi karta aur uska dil bhi na tutay.
reply must

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Is Box Main Kuch Aisa Likho K Mujhe GHUSSA Aaye.

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Is Box Main Kuch Aisa Likho K Mujhe HANSI Aaye.

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Is Box Main Kuch Aisa Likho K Aapse Milne Ka Dil Karey.

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99_Dosti
100_Pyar
101_Ehsas
102_Dhoka
103_Nafrat
104_Tym pass.

GIVE ME A TITLE!

GIVE ME A TITLE!!
-winner of heart
-inner beauty
-source of smile
-rude dude
-beautyful soul
-humerous
-sensitive
-ready to fight
-miss attitude
please replay b honest

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Half a Circle+Circle+Half a Circle+A
Half a Circle+Circle+90'' Angle+A

COCA
COLA

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And you Have to Do Whatever Comes In It
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PURPL
YELLO
BLUE
WHITE
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& Reply must

SILVER
Tell Me Your Life''s Biggest Achievement

Red
3 sentences in My praise

Golden
Cal me for 1 mint

YELLO
Tell Me Your Life unforgettable Day

WHITE
You Have To Kiss Me Whenever You meet In infront Of Everyone

BLUE
Pepsi Is DUE On You

BROWN
Send me Your 2 Favorite Msgs

Parple
Send me Balance Of 50 Rupees

Degrees Of Girls

Degrees Of Girls!
Send it to Your Friendz and See k Wo Tumhe konsi Degree denge?

B.A: Beautiful Angel

B.E: Beautiful Eyes

B.Sc: Beautiful Stupid Chulbuli

B.L: Beautifully Loyal

MBBS: Much Beautiful But Stupid

B.COM: Basically Confidence of Mohabbat

B.B.A: Beauty Bold & Active

L.L.B: Love 4 Loyal Boy

Ph.D:Perfect Heart Dream Girl.

But Reply Me First.

Ek Din Zindagi Mile

1. Ek Din Zindagi Mile To Kya Maangooo Ge ?
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2. Mot Samnay Ho to Kya Chaho Ge?
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3. Zakham Dene Wala Dost Ban Jaye To Kya KAroge?
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4. Ager Dil Me Koi Shaq Ho To Kya Karoge?
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5. Dost Or Pyar Me Pehli Passand Konsi?
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Eyes R Windows

Eyes R Windows To The Soul,
Wat Do U C In My Eyes?

Cleverness
Naughtiness
Pain
Hope
Emotions
Shyness
Love
Quitness
Fright
Depth
Or Innocence.?Reply Wid Honesty

If you were running

If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

The Answer:

You would be in 2nd (not 1st!).

you passed the guy in second place, not first.

Aisi konsi Sabzi ha

Aisi konsi Sabzi hai jiska pehle Harf hatao to Ek Qeemti Cheez ka Naam Banta hai
Last word hatao to ek Khanay ki Cheez ka Naam Banta hai
aur Agar First And Last, Dono Alphabets hatao to ek Famous Lady ka Naam banta hai ???

Ans: KHEERA

Two fathers and two

Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come. . . ?.
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The Answer Is "Grand father, father, son "

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