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Pathan Pilot Kamyabi K Baad
Pathan Pilot KamyaBi K Baad Apna Jahaaz Land Kernay Pe Bohat Khush Hua..<Br/><Br/>Nichay Utarnay Pe Staff Ne Usay Hatho Hath Lia Or Airman Uski Wardi Utarnay Me Help Karnay Lagay..<Br/><Br/>Pathan (Fakhar Se):<Br/>Aaj Main Ne India K 4 Jahaaz, 2 Helicopter Or 1 AaBdoz Ko Mara Hai..<Br/><Br/>Airman:<Br/>Wo SuB To Theek Hai Lekin Sir G Ap Ne 1 Ghalti Ker Di Hai..<Br/><Br/>Pathan:<Br/>Kon C Ghalti?<Br/><Br/>Airman:<Br/>Bas Ap Isi Khushi Me India He Land Kar Gaye Hain..=P:-D
pathan gave a party
# Gul Khan Ne JoB K liye Apply kia..<Br/><Br/>JawaB aaya to khushi mein 1 Grand Party de dali.<Br/><Br/>Dost ne farmayesh ki k appointment letter dikhao.<Br/><Br/>Gul Khan: Ye English main hai, main tarjuma karta hun,<Br/><Br/>"Dear Gul khan you do not meet"<Br/><Br/>pyary gul khan ap to milty hi nahi<Br/><Br/>"our requirements"<Br/><Br/>hamari zaroorat ho ap<Br/><Br/><Br/>"no further correspondence"<Br/><Br/>or zidd na karain jaldi ajayen<Br/><Br/>"will Be entertained"<Br/><Br/><Br/>Aap ki Bohot khidmat ki jaye gi.<Br/>
dinner should be light
Sardar:<Br/>Why Are You Standing Below<Br/>A TuBe Light With An Open Mouth?<Br/><Br/>Pathan:<Br/>Because My Doctor Advised Me<Br/>Today's Dinner Should Be Light.:-)
pathan poetry
Raqs Karti Hain Gardish-e-Dauran,<Br/>Dar Khulay Hain SharaB Khano K,<Br/><Br/><Br/>Chai Peenay Ko AB Kahan Jayen Faraz,<Br/>Bund Hogaye Hain Hotal Pathano K..
peshawar ki police
Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhi JawaB Nahi Hai<Br/><Br/>1 Pathan TalaaB Main Naha Raha Tha<Br/><Br/>Police Wala Kehta Hai<Br/><Br/>Chal Ooye Bahar Aa Kar Kapry Pehan<Br/><Br/>Teri Talashi Leni Hai.:
funny
Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara, Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun Maara. PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge, Janat Hamara Bewi Ka Naam Hai..
pathan and guest
Pathan K Ghar Guest Aa Gaye...<Br/>Maa Ne Kaha:<Br/>Jao Baita Ja K Mehmanon K Lie Kuch Ley K Aao<Br/><Br/>Pathan Bahar Gaya Or....<Br/>,<Br/>,<Br/>,<Br/>Rikshaw Le Aya.:-)
pathan & maulana
Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara,<Br/><Br/>Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun Maara.<Br/><Br/>PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge,<Br/><Br/>Janat Hamara Bewi Ka Naam Hai..
makhi & pathan
# Ek Pathan Ne Makhi K Par Kaat K Kaha<Br/>"Urr Ja..."<Br/>JaB Makhi Nahi Urri To Usney Kaha...<Br/><Br/>"SaBit Hota Hai K Makhi K Par Kaat<Br/>Diye Jaein To Wo "Behri" Ho Jati Hai..=P:-)<Br/>
Height Of Common Sense
..!!Height Of Common Sense..!!<Br/><Br/>Teacher:<Br/>JaB Bijli Chamkti Hai To<Br/>Hum Ko Roshni Pehley Or<Br/>Awaz Baad Mein Q Aati Hai?<Br/><Br/>Pathan:<Br/>Q K Hmari Ankhein Agey Hain<Br/>Or Kaan Peechey..=P:-D
mujhay khanay ko mil sakta hai?
# Bhikari Pathan Sy!<Br/>Mujhy Khaany Ko Kuch Mill Sakta Hai.<Br/><Br/>Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha Lo Gy?<Br/>Bhikari: G Han Bilkul.<Br/><Br/>Pathan: Acha To Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana... ;-><Br/>
doctor pathan sy
Doctor Pathan K Bachhey Ko Dekh Kar Bola Bohat KhuBsurat Hy! Kitney Maah Ka Hy?<Br/><Br/>Pathan Gussey Me Bola:<Br/>O pagal ka Bachha Ek Hi Maa Ka Hy!

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