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ShoaiB Akhtar Ne <Br/>HarBhajan Ko Ye Keh Kr <Br/>Chup Kra Diya "FARAZ" <Br/>Keh "Chal Chal" Hum Ne Yeh <Br/>Pehla Match Sania Ki Wajah <Br/>Se Gift Kr Diya.
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Ek Sardar kareley lene gaya,<Br/>SaBzi wala karelon pe pani chhirak raha tha.<Br/>JaB kaafi dair huwi to Sardar ghusse se Bola:<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>JaB inko hosh aa jaye to ek kilo tol lena.
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Sardar:Kal raat mujhe ek admi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya.<Br/><Br/>Dost:Par yaar tere pas to hamesha Pistol hota hai?<Br/><Br/>Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi warna wo Bhi loot leta.
Maths Teacher Asks A Boy What Are 2,4,10,17? <Br/> The Boy Replies <Br/> They Are HBO, ZOOM, SONY And POGO... ;->
2 Larki'n Ful Makeup Kr K Nikli Raste Me Ksi Larke Ne Unko Nahi Dkha ... <Br/>1st: Aaj Koi Nhi Dkh Rha? 2nd: Tu Tension Mat Le Koi Dekhe Na Dekhe SHABBIR Tou Dekhe Ga ... =P =D
1 Shaks Ki Murghi Beemar Hui <Br/> ... <Br/> . <Br/> .... <Br/> . <Br/> . <Br/> <Br/>Tou Phir <Br/> . <Br/> . <Br/> . <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Tou Us Ne Murghi K Theek Hony Ki Khushi Mein <Br/>1 'Bakra' Sadqa Ker Dia ... <Br/> =P =D
A Married Man Have An Affair Wth His Secretary One Day They Went On Date & Spent So Much Time That It Became 8PM While Returning Home Man RuBBed His Shoes & Cloths Grass & Dirt At Home, Wife Asked "Where You Were ? He Replied, I Cant Lie To U, I'm Heaving An Affair And Coming From Date Wife Looked At Him & Shouted Jhootay! Cricket Khail K Aa Rahay Ho Na . . .
My Parents Say I Spend To Much Time On FaceBook And Should Go Outside . <Br/> . <Br/> . <Br/> . <Br/> ... <Br/> . <Br/> . <Br/> . <Br/> . <Br/> Thank God For Laptops And Wifi.
A Man Came Home Late At Night After A Party. His Wife Yelled: "How Would You Feel If You Don't See Me For Two Days?" The Man Couldnt Believe His Luck: 'That Would Be Great'! Monday Passed And He Didnt See Her...... Tuesday And Wednesday Passed Too..... On Thursday His Swelling Became Better And Now He Could See Her From The Corner Of One Eye... =P
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