1 Shaks Ki Murghi

1 Shaks Ki Murghi
1 Shaks Ki Murghi Beemar Hui
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Tou Phir
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Tou Us Ne Murghi K Theek Hony Ki Khushi Mein
1 'Bakra' Sadqa Ker Dia ...
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Apr, 17 2011     168 chars (2 sms)     2616 views       Anniversary

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What''s white when it’s dirty. . . ?.
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The Answer Is "B|AcK BoArD"
Best Wishes To You Both On Ur Anniversary
'Best Wishes To You Both On Ur Anniversary,

May The Love That You Share Last Your Lifetime Through,

As You Make A Wonderful Pair.

Happy Wedding'
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish
each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful
New year. Merry X-mas.


Husband:
aGAr mRe HaTh MeiN hUk0mAt h0 t0
MeIn MulK kI TAqdEEr bAdAL dUn gAa..!!;->

Wife:
Tm pHleY ApNi ShAlwAr BadaL L0
SuBhA se Ulti peHni huEy hEy:-P.....=p
Intahai educational shair arz hai..!!

Honton pe hai lipstick aur naina kajal se lais...

Neutralization Takes place when acid react with base...
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Uski zulfoon ne na jaane kitne dilon ko lgai thais...

Tangent theeta is equal to perpendicular upon base. :-P
Teacher to papu: tumhare Papa kya karte hai?
Pappu:
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Jo meri Mummy Kahti hai
The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary ***
Shadow of Yesterday Have Faded away,
Sun has reappeared It’s a brand new day.

Birds singing their song Loud and clear,
Announcing to the world A new day is here,

Sun appears in the east Has begun a new quest,
In the middle at noon And then sets in the west,

Wishing you contentment And peace along the way
Good morning to you And have a nice Day.
No, one take place of your father.
He is only to protect you and work for you in day and night.
No one came better for you but your father.
Happy Father Day
Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.


"Mun Me Pani Aana"





Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,


Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.
Hum Apne aap Per Garoor nahi karte.
Kisi ko pyar karne pe majboor nahi karte.

Magar jise aik baar dil main basa lain.
Phir marte dam tak ussy dil se dour nahi karte.
A wise physician said
"The best medicine for human is LOVE"
Someone asked 'What if it doesn't work?'
He smiled and answered increase the DOSE