Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho

Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho
Pathan K Mobile P Raat 2 Baje Phone Aya:
Aap So To Nahi Rahy Thy

Pathan Ghussey Me Bola:

Khabees Ka Bachcha..

Zarori Nahi K

Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho
  

Mar, 17 2011     152 chars (1 sms)     2241 views       Anniversary

more Anniversary SMS Messages

How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise
at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish,
it grows small.
Internet te Kuri phsaaayi

Internet te ho gayi sagaayi

Internet te hi divorce ho gaya
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Es bahaane mittraan da computer da course ho gaya............
s haqeekat ko na honay dena logon py ayaan mohsin,,

k teri chahato''n sy chalti hain meri saansain...
Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!
Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen Dor..


Wah Wah,



Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen dor..
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Wo Question Exam me ate hen Zaror..:-D
Long After Our Anniversary And This

Greeting Has Been Thrown Away Think

Of The Thought Behind It,Each And Everyday,


Happy Anniversary Lover!
Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai.

Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai.

Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai.
'Short Lines for long life:


''Choose a best person like a mirror,


because when u cry, it never laughs....!'
That special day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover
Tchr: Papu batao tum baray ho k tumhara papa?
Papu: Mein bara hon?
Tchr: Wo k say?
Papu: dekhye na mein ne mummy ka dood pena chor dya lekn papa ne abhe tk nhe chora.
A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->