1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta Hai. Mai Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hoon? Miss: So Sweet! Bacha: To Phir Mai Apne Ammi Abbu Ko Aap K Ghar Kab Bhejun. Miss: Wo Kyon? Bacha: Ta'kay Wo Hamari Baat Agay Chalayen, Miss: Ye Kya Bakwaas Hai!
1 Pathan Peshawar me 10 hazar ka 1 par se urny wala Kaboter bech raha tha. Angraez karid k apny mulk ly geya jab usny wahan uraya to wo 2no paron sy urny laga. Angreaz ne pucha bahi tu to wahan 1 par sy ur raha tha to kaboter bola. . . . . . . Bahi wo Peshawar hai wahan 1 hath pechy rakh k urna parta hai.
Tchr: Papu batao tum baray ho k tumhara papa?
Papu: Mein bara hon?
Tchr: Wo k say?
Papu: dekhye na mein ne mummy ka dood pena chor dya lekn papa ne abhe tk nhe chora.
How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
I'm sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it's true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!