1 Class Ka Bacha

1 Class Ka Bacha
1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta Hai.
Mai Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hoon?
Miss: So Sweet!
Bacha: To Phir Mai Apne Ammi Abbu Ko Aap K Ghar Kab Bhejun.
Miss: Wo Kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay Wo Hamari Baat Agay Chalayen,
Miss: Ye Kya Bakwaas Hai!

Bacha:
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Tution Parhne K Liye..
  

Feb, 16 2011     272 chars (2 sms)     2874 views       Anniversary

more Anniversary SMS Messages

To the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary
That special day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover
bus kro khatam kro ye bazi-e-ishq

"mohsin"

muqadar k harey kbhi jeta nahi kartey......!
hr bichra howa panchi isi umeed pe aagaz-e-subah krta hy"mohsin"

k qismt mila dy gi ham-nsheen sy mujh ko groob-e-aftab sy pehly..!
Happy Anniversary
and May
your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship
For all the years of your lives!
khwahish''n ka kaffila bhi ajeeb hi hai.

saghi

aksar wahi se guzarta hai jahan raasta nahi hota!
Exam k lie har book perhli mene

,FARAZ,

Dua karo ‘FACE’BOOK se bhi koi sawaal ajae…..
newspaper mein istihar aya "hmare pass aisi product hy, jisko pehn kr aap puri dunia ko dekh skte hain, mgr apko koi nai dekh skta rs.10,000+free home delivry 1 larki na istihar parhte hi 10,000 bheje kuch dino baad tcs 1 packet le h aya larki ne jaldi sa khola to andr se 1 "burqa" nikla wo b topi wala
What is education ?What is education ?
According to section 56(b) of Students Act, 1932,
"It is the process of wasting 1/3rd of ur life in
learning how to waste the remaining 2/3rd."
Guy A: "I'm Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary."

Guy B: "Oh.. That's Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?"

Guy A: "I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back." :
On this anniversary, I take this opportunity
to thank you from the bottom of my heart for
being my partner, spouse, lover and friend!
Happy Wedding Anniversary!
Ek Shaks Pas Reh Ke Samjha Nahi Mujhe
Is Baat Ka Malal Hai Shikwa Nahi Mujhe

Main Us Ko Bewafai Ka Ilzam Kaisay Dou
Us Ne To Ibteda Se Hi Chaha Nahi Mujhe

Pathar Samajh Kar Paon? Se Thokr Laga Dia
Afsos Teri Aankh Ne Parkha Nahi Mujhe

Kya Umedein Baandh Kar Aaya Tha Samnay
Us Ne To Aankh Bahr Ke Dekha Nahi Mujhe?!!!