1 Class Ka Bacha

1 Class Ka Bacha
1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta Hai.
Mai Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hoon?
Miss: So Sweet!
Bacha: To Phir Mai Apne Ammi Abbu Ko Aap K Ghar Kab Bhejun.
Miss: Wo Kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay Wo Hamari Baat Agay Chalayen,
Miss: Ye Kya Bakwaas Hai!

Bacha:
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Tution Parhne K Liye..
  

Feb, 16 2011     272 chars (2 sms)     3100 views       Anniversary

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Teacher: hamein garibon ke Sath Pyar se pesh aana chaiye
Student:Ab Mein Samjha Ki papa Aksar Naukrani ko gale Q lagte hai
I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!
khwahish''n ka kaffila bhi ajeeb hi hai.

saghi

aksar wahi se guzarta hai jahan raasta nahi hota!
"Ego" is the only requirement to destroy any relation...So be the bigger person , skip the "e" and let it "go' :)
Narrated Abu Huraira:

"Allah's Apostle said, "By Him in Whose Hands my life is, none of you will have faith till he loves me more than his father and his children."Bukhari
That special day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover
Intahai educational shair arz hai..!!

Honton pe hai lipstick aur naina kajal se lais...

Neutralization Takes place when acid react with base...
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Uski zulfoon ne na jaane kitne dilon ko lgai thais...

Tangent theeta is equal to perpendicular upon base. :-P
Aik marasi ka gadha masjid main ghus gia
Molvi sab ne marasi ki khoob bezti ki
marasi bola:
jan deo
molvi sab Janwar si aa gia

saano kadi vekhya aay.;->
Sir: Apka Beta
Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use
Puchhte Nahi ?
Sardar: Haan,
Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta
Hi Nahi..
Salam To All Readers...!!!

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HumAyuN
That special day is here again The day we took our vows You"re just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover.
Long After Our Anniversary And This

Greeting Has Been Thrown Away Think

Of The Thought Behind It,Each And Everyday,


Happy Anniversary Lover!