1 Class Ka Bacha

1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta Hai.
Mai Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hoon?
Miss: So Sweet!
Bacha: To Phir Mai Apne Ammi Abbu Ko Aap K Ghar Kab Bhejun.
Miss: Wo Kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay Wo Hamari Baat Agay Chalayen,
Miss: Ye Kya Bakwaas Hai!

Bacha:
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Tution Parhne K Liye..

Feb, 16 2011 272 chars (2 sms) 2850 views Anniversary

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memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hai

Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?

Sweet Messages to Husband

I’m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it’s true,On this Special occasion
I want to remind you That you are my everything
and my love is true, Happy Anniversary

(Sweet Messages to Husband)

person in toilet hears from adjacent

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->

Nothing in this world Could ever be

Nothing in this world Could ever be
As wonderful as the love You’ve given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).
Happy Wedding Anniversary

pappu

Teacher to papu: tumhare Papa kya karte hai?
Pappu:
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Jo meri Mummy Kahti hai

Koi Ankhon Se Baat Ker Leta Hai

Koi Ankhon Se Baat Ker Leta Hai,
Koi Ankhon Mein Mulaqat Ker Leta Hai,

Bada Mushkil Hota Hai Jawab Dena,
Jab Koi Khamosh Reh Ker Sawaal Ker Leta Hai,

A DAILY THOUGHT

A daily thought…

A silent tear…

A Constant wish that u r near…

Words are few but thoughts r deep…

Memories of our frenship i’ll always keep!!

christmas is not a t

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind.
To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy,
is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

Submited in : Christmas SMS

Characters : 165 | Sms Length : 2

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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )

weve had our ups an

We"ve had our ups and downs,This we both know, Through it all
our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About
many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.
Happy Anniversary

Mood Refresh Msg

Ladki Jab Saare Kapde Nikaal Deti Hain To Kya Hota Hain?
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Almari Khali Ho Jaati Hain.

na poocho mein tumharey

na poocho mein tumharey baghair kyun naheen roya,

waja thee yeh log agar mein rota to inhon nein kehna tha

"tum nein uss kee yaad par pani phair diya hai"

tu sarmaya e hasti hai

tu sarmaya-e-hasti hai tera zikr kaisa..?

yaad to tab karein jab bhulaya ho tujhe..?

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