1 Class Ka Bacha

1 Class Ka Bacha
1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta Hai.
Mai Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hoon?
Miss: So Sweet!
Bacha: To Phir Mai Apne Ammi Abbu Ko Aap K Ghar Kab Bhejun.
Miss: Wo Kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay Wo Hamari Baat Agay Chalayen,
Miss: Ye Kya Bakwaas Hai!

Bacha:
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Tution Parhne K Liye..
  

Feb, 16 2011     272 chars (2 sms)     2339 views       Anniversary

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That Special Day Is Here Again

The Day We Took Our Vows You''Re Just As

Special To Me Today As You Still Get Me Aroused.

Happy Anniversary Lover
You Are A Normal Person
In Case 0f :
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1- U Got A Facebook Account

2- U Got A Mobile Phone

4- U Are Wasting Ur Time Reading This

5- U Didnt Notice That Thre Is No N.O(3)

7- U Went To Check If N.O 3 Is There

8- Where Is N.O 6 ?

9-U Are Now Smiling

10- Where Is N.O (1)

11- LOL U Went To Check N.O 1

Do U Really Think U R Normal?
"..*¤Happy Fathers Day¤*.."

Pay My Regards To Ur Father Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child,, What A Stamina He Has Got.. I Salute Ur Father :P ;->
If I Met You On Tomorrow I Would Still Give

You My Heart If You Should Say,

?Do You Still Love Me?? I?D Say,

?Till Death Do Us Part?

Happy Anniversary
A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise
at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish,
it grows small.
s haqeekat ko na honay dena logon py ayaan mohsin,,

k teri chahato''n sy chalti hain meri saansain...
I Don’t Know What It Is That You Saw In Me,
What I Saw In You Was The Utmost Happiness
That Can Ever Be,
Even More So On The Day When You And I
Became “We”,
I Can Still Smile And Say With Love And
Truth Honey, I Love You…
Happy Anniversary.
To the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary
A wise physician said
"The best medicine for human is LOVE"
Someone asked 'What if it doesn't work?'
He smiled and answered increase the DOSE
Intahai educational shair arz hai..!!

Honton pe hai lipstick aur naina kajal se lais...

Neutralization Takes place when acid react with base...
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Uski zulfoon ne na jaane kitne dilon ko lgai thais...

Tangent theeta is equal to perpendicular upon base. :-P
Teacher: hamein garibon ke Sath Pyar se pesh aana chaiye
Student:Ab Mein Samjha Ki papa Aksar Naukrani ko gale Q lagte hai
Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.


"Mun Me Pani Aana"





Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,


Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.