1 Class Ka Bacha

1 Class Ka Bacha
1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta Hai.
Mai Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hoon?
Miss: So Sweet!
Bacha: To Phir Mai Apne Ammi Abbu Ko Aap K Ghar Kab Bhejun.
Miss: Wo Kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay Wo Hamari Baat Agay Chalayen,
Miss: Ye Kya Bakwaas Hai!

Bacha:
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Tution Parhne K Liye..
  

Feb, 16 2011     272 chars (2 sms)     3179 views       Anniversary

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Raat ne chadar samet li hai,Suraj ne kirne bikher di hai,chalo utho aur thanks karo apne ALLAH ko…jisne hume ye Pyari si subah di hai. Good Morning..


1 murghi ko qatal karo


1 Murghi ko QATAL karo.



Phir Dahi ka Safaid KAFAN do

Shan Masalay say Khushbu ki DOHNI do.
Us k baad Chawal mein us ki QABAR Banao.
jab Tayar ho jaey to "Mujhay" Dawat do.
ta''k mein us ki NAMAZ E JANAZA parhaoon.
HAPPY BIRYani Day!
How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair.
I Wish U De Best Anniversary A Man Could Wish His Wife.

My Love Throughout The Years We”Ve Had Our Ups& Downs But We Stood By Each Other No Matter What Happened We Maintained This Love So On Our Anniversary Of 2years I Just Wanna Say This “Thank U

&I”Ll Alwayz Love You For What You”Ve Done For Me

“U Were & Still R My Light And Shine In My World Ngi

“Asixenga Ngawe Zulu For I”M Proud Of You Love Keep It Up).

Remember This When Things Get Rough And Tough”

I Love You”
I’m sending this bouquet of love
To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough
I want you to know it’s true,
On this special occasion
I want to remind you
That you are my everything
And
my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!
Pathan New York Gaya
Wahan Aik Building Mein Aag Lagi Dekhi Tou Kaha
Tm Log Neechey Kood Jao Mein Pehelwan Hon Pakar Longa Pehle Aik ßacha
Gira Usne Pakar Liya Phir Aik Admi Gira Usse ß Pakar Liya Phir Aik
Kala Admi Kooda Tou Pathan Nai Chor Diya 0r Kaha ...
.
Oye
Jali Huyi Lashen Mat Phenko !!! ;)
LOVE IS
Love is the greatest feeling,
Love is like a play,
Love is what i feel for you,
Each and everybody,
Love is like smile,
Love is like a song,
Love is like a great emotion,
That keeps us going strong,
I love you with my heart,
My body and my soul,
I love the way i keep loving,
Like a love i cannt control,
So remember when your eyes meet mine,
I love you with all my heart,
And i have poured my entire soul into you,
Right from the very star
I wish U the Best Anniversary A Man Could Wish His Wife.

My love throughout the years we have had Our ups nd
downs but we stood by each other no matter what happened
we maintained this love so on our Anniversary of 2years I Just
wanna say this thank U
And
I will always love you for what you have done for me
you were and still are my light and shine in my world.
I'M proud of you love keep It Up.

Remember This When Things Get Rough And Tough.

I Love You.
If I Met You On Tomorrow I Would Still Give

You My Heart If You Should Say,

"Do You Still Love Me?" I"D Say,

"Till Death Do Us Part"

Happy Anniversary
All my love for you FREE!
wishing
u
a
very
happy
ANNIVERSARY….!
hum ne suna tha k dost...wafa karte hain"SAGAR"

Jab ham ne kiya bharosa to rewayat hi badal gayi...
A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->