Tchr: Papu batao tum baray ho k tumhara papa?
Papu: Mein bara hon?
Tchr: Wo k say?
Papu: dekhye na mein ne mummy ka dood pena chor dya lekn papa ne abhe tk nhe chora.
Husband- Ek writer ne likha hai ki "Shohar ko bhi ghar ke mamlo mein bolne ka haq hona chaahiye..."
Wife- Woh bechaara bhi dekho likh hi paya, Bol Nahi Saka.!
Jaha yad na aye wo tanhai kis kam ki, Bigde rishte na bane to khudai kis kam ki, Beshak apni manzil tk jana h, Par jaha se apne na dikhe wo uchai kis kaam ki...