Before I got married

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories.

Feb, 08 2014 110 chars (1 sms) 3088 views Anniversary

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I LOVE U are words just three, which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY
So this is what i want to say, live in my heart n there 4 ever stay

Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai

Sir: Apka Beta
Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use
Puchhte Nahi ?
Sardar: Haan,
Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta
Hi Nahi..

din ek boy ko pata chala k may 3 mint me mar jawo ga..

din ek boy ko pata chala k may 3 mint me mar jawo ga..

us ny apni Lover and Friend ko message kiya

meray pas awo awar may ja raha ho

after 2 mint Lover ny reply kiya.

where are you going Dear i am very busy i will not come plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz you go.

usi waqt usky dost ka message aya

kahan ja rahy ho Dear ruk ma aa raha ho sath chalty hai.

Boy smile,

His eyes closed

His Heart stops

And he died...

Result:- Friend better then Lovers.

Dedicated 2 all(Friend & Lover)

Before I got married

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories.

na poocho mein tumharey

na poocho mein tumharey baghair kyun naheen roya,

waja thee yeh log agar mein rota to inhon nein kehna tha

"tum nein uss kee yaad par pani phair diya hai"

Mood Refresh Msg

Ladki Jab Saare Kapde Nikaal Deti Hain To Kya Hota Hain?
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Almari Khali Ho Jaati Hain.

pyaaaar

khatam sab he ka intezaar hogaya
barish ki bondein giri kuch is tarah se
laga falak ko zameen se pyaar hogaya;)

papa

Teacher ne 1 chote bache se pucha tumhare papa ka nam kya hai ?
Child - abhi nam nhi rakha hai . Pyar se papa papa kehta hu.........

SHADOW OF YESTERDAY

Shadow of Yesterday Have Faded away,
Sun has reappeared It’s a brand new day.

Birds singing their song Loud and clear,
Announcing to the world A new day is here,

Sun appears in the east Has begun a new quest,
In the middle at noon And then sets in the west,

Wishing you contentment And peace along the way
Good morning to you And have a nice Day.

May Your Marriage Be Blessed

Happy Anniversary And May Your Marriage Be Blessed With Love, Joy And Companionship For All The Years Of Your Lives.

What is education ?

What is education ?What is education ?
According to section 56(b) of Students Act, 1932,
"It is the process of wasting 1/3rd of ur life in
learning how to waste the remaining 2/3rd."

muhavre ka istemal karo

Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.

"Mun Me Pani Aana"

Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,

Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.

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Before I got married

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