Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai

Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai
Sir: Apka Beta
Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use
Puchhte Nahi ?
Sardar: Haan,
Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta
Hi Nahi..
  

Apr, 22 2011     126 chars (1 sms)     2764 views       Anniversary

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abhi tak aks hai,glass ki nok per us k honton ka,

faraz

zalim ne mri pyas pr b pehre lga dye...
Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai.

Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai.

Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai.
Destiny is not a matter of chance...
It is a matter of choice...
It is not a thing to be waited for...
It is a thing to be achieved!!!
happy weding anniversary to all capal
'sweet logon ko***zindagi ka aak our saal mubarik ho.haseen peayar mubarik ho.aak our nia saal mubareek ho.happy weding anniversary to all capal.'
1 Larka Apni Girl Friend k Sath 'GOL GAPPAY' KHA RAHA THA ANKHOON MIEN ANKHIEN DAAL KER
GIRL SHARMA K : ITNEY GHOR SE KIUN DEKH RAHEY HO
BOY : HOLI HOLI KHA PUKHIEY.....!!
If a person is Silent
it does't mean He is unknown of Fun,
Enjoyment &Thrills.

But It means Life has taught Him
......some Lessons which has made Him Silent See More
A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise
at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish,
it grows small.


From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to
another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer
to each other.

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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Wo Keh K Chaley K Ab Hum Sirf
Tmhary Khwabon Me Aengy "PAppu",,,


Light ki wAjA sE Neend He Nhi Aati,
KhuwAb KyA "KAddu" Aayen gy... ;->
That special day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.

Main To Phoolon Wali Razaaei Le Kar So Raha Tha "PAppu" , , ,


Kambakhat, Koi Raat Mein Phoolon Ko Paani De Geya... =P ;->