Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai

Sir: Apka Beta
Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use
Puchhte Nahi ?
Sardar: Haan,
Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta
Hi Nahi..

Apr, 22 2011 126 chars (1 sms) 2881 views Anniversary

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Exam k lie har book perhli mene

,FARAZ,

Dua karo ‘FACE’BOOK se bhi koi sawaal ajae…..

meera and i can speak english

Aur ab lolywood pesh krta ha ek aur
new movie.
Guess what ?
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My name is MEERA and i can speak ENGLISH...;->

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1 Pathan Peshawar me 10 hazar ka 1 par se urny wala Kaboter bech raha tha.
Angraez karid k apny mulk ly geya jab usny wahan uraya to wo 2no paron sy urny laga.
Angreaz ne pucha bahi tu to wahan 1 par sy ur raha tha to kaboter bola.
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Bahi wo Peshawar hai wahan 1 hath pechy rakh k urna parta hai.

Choose a best person like a mirror

'Short Lines for long life:

''Choose a best person like a mirror,

because when u cry, it never laughs....!'

Long after our anniversary

Long after our anniversary
And
this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary

ham ne suna tha k

hum ne suna tha k dost...wafa karte hain"SAGAR"

Jab ham ne kiya bharosa to rewayat hi badal gayi...

no one take place of your father

No, one take place of your father.
He is only to protect you and work for you in day and night.
No one came better for you but your father.
Happy Father Day

special day

On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.Happy anniversary to you my Love.

If u hav someone to live for

A house is built by hands..
but a home is built by hearts !
u can live without something..
if u hav someone to live for !
HAPPY MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY..

haseen ho

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Iss dunya mein
Tum he sab sey haseen ho
Mein aur kahon jhot kitna
Khe tum ko yaqeen ho

newton's law

Story Of Newton's Law:

A Cow Was Walking
Newton Stopped It.
It Stopped
He Found His 1st Law
"AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE
UNLESS IT'S STOPPED"

He Gave A FORCE By Kicking
d Cow,
It Gave A Sound 'MA'
He Formulated d 2nd Law
"F = MA"

After Sometimes d Cow Gave
A Kick To Newton
Then He Formulated d 3rd law
"EVERY ACTION HAS AN
EQUAL & OPPOSITE REACTION" =P

Hum Apne aap Per Garoor nahi karte.

Hum Apne aap Per Garoor nahi karte.
Kisi ko pyar karne pe majboor nahi karte.

Magar jise aik baar dil main basa lain.
Phir marte dam tak ussy dil se dour nahi karte.

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