memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hai

Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?

Apr, 30 2010 317 chars (2 sms) 2137 views Anniversary

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bells are ringing th

Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the
flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you
merry christmas.

I Love U Are Words Just Three

I LOVE U Are Words Just Three,
Which Mean So Much On Our ANNIVERSARY.
So This Is What I Want To Say,
Live In My Heart N There 4 Ever Stay!

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HOW true MY felling were i found out to be the best thing in my life was when you married me thank you my loving wife for the years we share i know one thing for sure we make a wonderfull pair

do u really think u r normal

You Are A Normal Person
In Case 0f :
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1- U Got A Facebook Account

2- U Got A Mobile Phone

4- U Are Wasting Ur Time Reading This

5- U Didnt Notice That Thre Is No N.O(3)

7- U Went To Check If N.O 3 Is There

8- Where Is N.O 6 ?

9-U Are Now Smiling

10- Where Is N.O (1)

11- LOL U Went To Check N.O 1

Do U Really Think U R Normal?

Pathan New York Gaya

Pathan New York Gaya
Wahan Aik Building Mein Aag Lagi Dekhi Tou Kaha
Tm Log Neechey Kood Jao Mein Pehelwan Hon Pakar Longa Pehle Aik ßacha
Gira Usne Pakar Liya Phir Aik Admi Gira Usse ß Pakar Liya Phir Aik
Kala Admi Kooda Tou Pathan Nai Chor Diya 0r Kaha ...
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Oye
Jali Huyi Lashen Mat Phenko !!! ;)

mulk ki taqdeer badal dun gaa

Husband:
aGAr mRe HaTh MeiN hUk0mAt h0 t0
MeIn MulK kI TAqdEEr bAdAL dUn gAa..!!;->

Wife:
Tm pHleY ApNi ShAlwAr BadaL L0
SuBhA se Ulti peHni huEy hEy:-P.....=p

Nothing in this world

Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me Your love makes my days so very bright, just knowing you're my darling wife (Husband). Happy Anniversary

Long after our anniversary

Long after our anniversary
And
this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary

My face is above.

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Exuse me!
My face is above..... =P ;->

christmas waves a ma

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold,
everything is softer and more beautiful.

papa and nukrani

Teacher: hamein garibon ke Sath Pyar se pesh aana chaiye
Student:Ab Mein Samjha Ki papa Aksar Naukrani ko gale Q lagte hai

from home to home a

From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to
another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer
to each other.

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