memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hai

memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hai
Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?
  

Apr, 30 2010     317 chars (2 sms)     2144 views       Anniversary

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hr bichra howa panchi isi umeed pe aagaz-e-subah krta hy"mohsin"

k qismt mila dy gi ham-nsheen sy mujh ko groob-e-aftab sy pehly..!
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
the Most Important Thing You Fixed Was On Your Day Of Leisure When You Fixed Your Eyes On Me That Day I"Ll Always Treasure I Love You** Happy Anniversary ***
Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love
You"ve given me Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you"re my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary
Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy ,
love and happiness To celebrate again.
Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love
A house is built by hands..
but a home is built by hearts !
u can live without something..
if u hav someone to live for !
HAPPY MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY..
I?M Sending This Bouquet Of Love
To Say That I Love You So Much
I Hope I Say It Often Enough
I Want You To Know It?S True,
On This Special Occasion
I Want To Remind You
That You Are My Everything
And
My Love Is True,Happy Anniversary Lover!
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
If a person is Silent
it does't mean He is unknown of Fun,
Enjoyment &Thrills.

But It means Life has taught Him
......some Lessons which has made Him Silent See More
Examiner: iss bird ki tang dekh kar iska nam batao..
Student:mujhe nahi pata
Xmar:Tum fail ho gaye whats ur name?
Student:meri tang dekh lo