memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hai

Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?

Apr, 30 2010 317 chars (2 sms) 2171 views Anniversary

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iss haqeekat ko na

s haqeekat ko na honay dena logon py ayaan mohsin,,

k teri chahato''n sy chalti hain meri saansain...

I’m sending this bouquet of love

I’m sending this bouquet of love
To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough
I want you to know it’s true,
On this special occasion
I want to remind you
That you are my everything
And
my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!

If I Met You

if I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, "do you still love me?" I'd say, "Till death do us part"Happy Anniversary

lets welcome the yea

Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish
each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful
New year. Merry X-mas.

Love is the greatest feeling

LOVE IS
Love is the greatest feeling,
Love is like a play,
Love is what i feel for you,
Each and everybody,
Love is like smile,
Love is like a song,
Love is like a great emotion,
That keeps us going strong,
I love you with my heart,
My body and my soul,
I love the way i keep loving,
Like a love i cannt control,
So remember when your eyes meet mine,
I love you with all my heart,
And i have poured my entire soul into you,
Right from the very star

Labon ki sersarahat

Labon ki sersarahat se.
badan k choor hony tak.

Main tujh ko is tarah chahoon.
K meri saans ruk jaye.

Khataon par khata'ain hon.
Na ho kuch baat kehne ko.

Main tujh main yoon sama jaoun.
K meri saans ruk jaye.

Na himmat tujh main ho baqi.
Na himmat mujh main ho baqi.

Magar itna qareeb aaoun.
K meri saans ruk Jaye.

Tere honton pe jab rakhoon.
Main apny hont kuch aise.

Ya teri pyaas bujh jaye.
YA MERI SAANS RUK JAYe

Happy Wedding Anniversary

Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary

If u hav someone to live for

A house is built by hands..
but a home is built by hearts !
u can live without something..
if u hav someone to live for !
HAPPY MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY..

KABHI YAAD AYE TO PUCHNA....

KABHI YAAD AYE TO PUCHNA ZARA APNI KHALWAT E SHAAM SE
KISAY ISHQ THA TERI ZAAT SE KISY PYAR THA TERAY NAAM SE
ZARA YAAD KARO K WOH KAUN THA JO KABHI TUJHAY BHI AZIZ THA
WOH JO JEE UTHA TERAY NAAM SE WOH JO MAR MITA TERAY NAAM PE
HUMAIN BERUKHI KA HAI NAHI GILA K HAI YAHI WAFAON KA SILA
MAGAR AISA JURM THA KAUN SA K HUM GAYE DUA O SALAM SE
NA KBHI VISAAL KI CHA KI NA KBHI FIRAQ MAIN AAH KI
K MERA TAREEQA E BANDAGI HAI JUDA TAREEQA E AAM SE...

ishaq di gali vich no entry

TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho
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SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY .... =P =D

On this special day

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love

dharti p chahe jahan bhi rahegi

Boy: Too dharti p chahe jahan bhi rahegi
tjhe teri khushbu se pehchan lunga

Girl: Mjhe pehle se pta tha tm kutay ho...=P;->

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memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hai

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