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Pessenger :<Br/><Br/>Agr SuB Trains Late Hon To Time TaBle Ka Kya Faida ?<Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/>Phatan :<Br/>Agr SB Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .<Br/>;-P
# Ek Pathan T.V Par BomB Rakh Kar<Br/>Pakistan Ka Semi Final Dekh Raha Tha<Br/>B.V Na Pocha K Ya BomB Kis Liya<Br/><Br/>Pathan: Agar Ya Haar Gaye To Puri Team Ko BomB Sa Ura Do Ga<Br/>
Suna Hai Neya Saal Phir Aa Raha Hai<Br/><Br/>Khushiyan Bhi Hoon Gee ” Baharain Bhi Hoon Gee<Br/>Magar Hum To Guzry DecemBer Ki Sochoon Mein Gum Hain<Br/>Keh” JaB Tu Mere Paas Thi<Br/><Br/>Hath Tera Mere Hath Mein tha<Br/>Aor Khushiyan Chaar Su Hamary Sath Thin<Br/><Br/>Magar AB Akele Tumhain Sochty Hain<Br/>Yahi Khof Daman Se Lipta Hua Hai<Br/>Keh”<Br/><Br/>Aisa Na Ho Es Baras Bhi DecemBer<Br/>Tumhary Bina He Kahin Beet Jay<Br/>DecemBer To Har Saal Aata Rahy Ga<Br/>Magar Tum Na Ho Gy To Kuch Bhi Na Ho Ga !<Br/><Br/>Suna Hai Neya Saal Phir Aa Raha Hai !
Long Time ago people who sacrificed thr Love, Youth, Beauty,Friends, Family,Laughter & Happiness<Br/>were called "MALANG".<Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/>Now,<Br/>They r called<Br/>"ENGINEERS"
Question Of The Year<Br/>Students raat ko Q parhte hein?<Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/>Q?<Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/>Answar:<Br/>Q k din me to dhoop parhti hai... ;-><Br/>(",)<Br/><))><Br/>_/?_ genius hun Bhai genius... =P
Height of dedication<Br/><Br/>Papu 5 mint ma paper chor k chla gya<Br/>Teacher:kya hoa paper nhi aata?<Br/><Br/>Papu:wo Bat nhi hai.<Br/>Mujhe aglay paper ki tyari karni hai... =P ;->
Teachr: Batao kanjoos kon hota hai?<Br/><Br/>Student:Sir jisko hum 100 msg B karen mager wo koi reply na kare<Br/><Br/>Teachr:Good, koi example B do iski<Br/><Br/>student: Apki Beti.
Class Rooms R Like Train 1st 2 Bench R<Br/><Br/>Executive Coaches Reserved For VIP<Br/><Br/>Middle 2 R General Compartment N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!<Br/><Br/>Class Rooms R Like Train 1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches Reserved For VIP<Br/><Br/>Middle 2 R General Compartment N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!
Teacher: Ohm's law sunao.<Br/><Br/><Br/>student: Pura tu nae aata Bs akhir se aata hai. . .<Br/><Br/>Teacher: Chalo shaBash woe suna do.<Br/><Br/>Student: "That is called Ohm's Law" :-)
Ek hi colour ka dress pehn kr hum sB lgte they kitne ache<Br/><Br/>School lgta tha poultry farm<Br/>Aur hum sB murghi k Bachay<Br/><Br/>Mjhko smjh na aya aj tak teacher ka ye funda..<Br/><Br/>Humein Bana deti thi murgha or khud copy pe deti thi anda..
Get Married....<Br/>n0t f0r urself,<Br/><Br/>But<Br/><Br/><Br/>f0r de future of ur children, dey are getting late for sch0ol nd fees are increasing day By day ;-
Intahai educational shair arz hai..!!<Br/><Br/>Honton pe hai lipstick aur naina kajal se lais...<Br/><Br/>Neutralization Takes place when acid react with Base...<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Uski zulfoon ne na jaane kitne dilon ko lgai thais...<Br/><Br/>Tangent theeta is equal to perpendicular upon Base. :-P