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Teacher: Tum Bade Hokar Kya karoge?<Br/>Santa: Shadi<Br/>Teacher:- Nahi mera MatlaB h kya Banoge?<Br/>Santa-Dulha<Br/>Teacher:-I means Bade Hokar kya hasil karna hai<Br/>Santa- Dulhan
Examiner: iss Bird ki tang dekh kar iska nam Batao..<Br/>Student:mujhe nahi pata<Br/>Xmar:Tum fail ho gaye whats ur name?<Br/>Student:meri tang dekh lo
Height of Behaving cool<Br/>Professor to student:<Br/>Nalayak, class me Baate Q kar raha hy<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Student: Sir, mere messages free nhi hy esliye
Teacher- Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai..?<Br/><Br/>Student- Q ki Puch Me Itni Takat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake..<Br/><Br/>Seedhi Baat,No Bakvas
Mo'azaz Ban ke mehfil main adaakari nahi karta<Br/>Main chehre pe kaBhi jhooti aayinaa taari nahi karta<Br/><Br/>Mera dushman mere dastoor se waaqif nahi shayad<Br/>Jisse main dost keh doon us se ghaddari nahi karta<Br/><Br/>Yahan Behtar hai apni zaat ka hamdard ho jana<Br/>Zamana ghum to de sakta hai ghumkhari nahi karta<Br/><Br/>Mujhy mo'Qa shanasi ka hunar ayaa nahi aB tak<Br/>Jahan matlaB nikaLta ho samajhdari nahi karta.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HUM TOO BARSO'N SAY USKI ROOH M UTAR CHUKAY HAI.......................<Br/><Br/>SAHIL.....................<Br/><Br/>WO AJEEB SHAKHS HAI K APNAY DIL MAIN DEKHTA HE NAHI..........................
BARI MUSHKIL SE SULANE LAGA HON APNI ANKHON KO...........<Br/><Br/>TERE KHUWAB KA LALACH DE KAR................<Br/><Br/>AAJ 1 BAAR MERE KHUWAB MAIN AAO K.....................<Br/><Br/>MERI ANKHON KA AITBAR REH JAAYE.....................
?":":":ZINDAGI ME AANE WALE B KAM NA HONGE":":"::<Br/><Br/>":":":JANE WALE B KAM NA HONGE":":":":<Br/><Br/>":":":MANO YA NA MANNO UDDAS HO JAYEGI APKI ZINDAGI":":":":<Br/><Br/>":":":":JAB CHAHNE WALO ME HUM NA HONGE":":":<Br/><Br/>":":":"............GOOD NIGHT ALL FRIENDS":":":":":":"":
Dedicated to all Girls<Br/><Br/>"LARKIYAN"<Br/><Br/>KaBhi Maum Ban K Pighal Jati Hain<Br/>...KaBhi Suraj Ki Tapish Se Jal Jati Hain<Br/><Br/>Yeh Larkiyan Kitni AjeeB Hoti Hain<Br/>SamBhal Kay Chalain Phir Bhi Phisal Jati Hain<Br/><Br/>ALLAH Ne Rakhi Un Main Aisi Mehek<Br/>Jis Sanchay Main Chaho Dhal Jati Hain<Br/><Br/>KaBhi Zara Si Baat Par Kar Laiti Hain Aankhain Namm<Br/>Tu KaBhi Pahaar Se Ghum Par Bhi SamBhal Jati Hain<Br/><Br/>Itni Sada Kay Apni Hi Bewaqti Par<Br/>SaBar Ka Thaam Kar Daman Behel Jati Hain
Maana k teri Nazar main kuch B nahi hoon ma<Br/><Br/>"Sagar"<Br/><Br/>Meri Qadar un say pooch jin k meny paisay deny hain :P<Br/><Br/>(' ') /,<<< <Br/>( )<Br/>//<Br/> Aglay LaBday Phirday Ney menou... :D
William Shakespeare says...<Br/><Br/>Marriage is the Only War...<Br/><Br/>In which Both the Enemies Sleep <Br/>Together :):):)<Br/>
Dictionary is da only place where death comes Before life, <Br/>success Before work, <Br/>& divorce Before marriage. <Br/>But the Best part is Friend comes Before relatives. <Br/>!!!!!!!!!!! (QB)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!