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<Br/>Sochne Ki Tumhe Kia Zaroorat Hai,<Br/><Br/>Pukara Hai Jo Naam Tumhara,<Br/><Br/>Pukarne Wala Koi Gair Nahin,<Br/><Br/>Ek Pyara Sa Anjana Sa Dost Hai Tumhara<Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/>main Bhool jaoon usay kaisi Bat krty ho FARAZ<Br/><Br/>kaBi din nay Bi aaghaz kia hay soOraj kay Bhghair<Br/><Br/>Hum"raat k "Sitaray"hain,<Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/>"Tanhaiyon"k maray hain,<Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/>"Tum"hum ko "Thokra"do Beshak<Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/>magar<Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/>"Hum"phir Bhi "dost"tumhare hain<Br/>Copy to clipBoard
<Br/>Your friendship is like Paktel,<Br/><Br/>DIL TO AIK HAY<Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/>Your sincerity is like Telenor,<Br/><Br/>CHAHO KUCH BARH K<Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/>Your love is like HaleeB,<Br/><Br/>GARHA JO HAY<Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/>Your smile is like twist,<Br/><Br/>HILA K RAKH DAY<Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/>Your voice is like Nokia,<Br/><Br/>CONNECTING PEOPLE<Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/>Your style like ufone,<Br/><Br/>TUM HI TO HO<Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/>Your dressing like MoBilink JAZZ,<Br/><Br/>AUR SUNAO<Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/>My response like Warid,<Br/><Br/>WE CARE
LaBon ki sersarahat se. <Br/>Badan k choor hony tak. <Br/> <Br/>Main tujh ko is tarah chahoon. <Br/>K meri saans ruk jaye. <Br/> <Br/>Khataon par khata'ain hon. <Br/>Na ho kuch Baat kehne ko. <Br/> <Br/>Main tujh main yoon sama jaoun. <Br/>K meri saans ruk jaye. <Br/> <Br/>Na himmat tujh main ho Baqi. <Br/>Na himmat mujh main ho Baqi. <Br/> <Br/>Magar itna qareeB aaoun. <Br/>K meri saans ruk Jaye. <Br/> <Br/>Tere honton pe jaB rakhoon. <Br/>Main apny hont kuch aise. <Br/> <Br/>Ya teri pyaas Bujh jaye. <Br/>YA MERI SAANS RUK JAYe
1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..?? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Socho Socho . . . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"ABe . .Tera Fone NumBer Kya Hai..??
Ladki JaB Saare Kapde Nikaal Deti Hain To Kya Hota Hain? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Almari Khali Ho Jaati Hain.
Mujhe ap se ye umeed nahi thi. Ap ne <Br/>ye kehte waqt kuch tu s0cha h0ta akhir ap ko hoa kiya tha, <Br/>ap k zehan me yeh Baat ayi kaise thi. Had h0ti hai, <Br/>ap ko zar0rat hi kya thi k ap mere Bare may l0g0n k0 ye Bata0 k <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"I am the m0st cute & charming pers0n <Br/>0n earth" <Br/>Nazar lug jaati hai mujhey!...
Barsat ki rat <Br/>1 Bhigi ladki <Br/>Bhiga Badan <Br/>Bhige hont <Br/>Bhigi julfe <Br/>Us se nazre mili <Br/>milte hi dil ne kaha <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>kal ise 100% sardi jukam hoga.
Line maarne k Boht saare tareekey hein jin meinse 3 mandarja zail hain.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>1)Pen se,<Br/>2)Pencil se,<Br/>3)Marker se.<Br/><Br/>Think Positive Yaar
Kamran Akmal's wife teaching her son ABCD:<Br/>A for Akmal,<Br/>B for Ball,<Br/>C for Catch,<Br/>D for Drop.
A Boy was going with his Girlfriend,<Br/>a friend asked:Who is she ?<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Boy:My cousin.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Friend smiled & said:Last year she was my cousin.
Sales man:Khan saaB naya powder aaya hai so Cockroaches k liye lelo.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Pathan:Na ji na Cockroaches ko itna Bhi free nahi karna,<Br/>Agar aaj powder lekar diya to kal Body Spray maangengy.
Pathan phone pe wapda waly se: JanaaB thori dair k liye light to Band kijiye.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>WAPDA wala:Q sir ?<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Pathan:Wo yara humara dimagh mein ek naya Gaali aaya hai wo apko dena hai.