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While choosing a Book, <Br/> <Br/>1month B4 exam <Br/>We refer to <Br/>"Foreign Authors" <Br/> <Br/>10 days B4 exam <Br/>"Local Author" <Br/> <Br/>& <Br/> <Br/>On Da day ov exam <Br/>V r da ''Authors''! =P
Wo Aksar Mujh Se Kehti Thi.. <Br/>WAFA HAI ZAAt AURAT KI... <Br/> <Br/>Mager Jo Mard Hotay Hain, <Br/>Boht Be'dard Hotay Hain, <Br/>Kisi Bhanwray Ki Surat Gul Ki KhushBu Loot <Br/>Jatay Hain.. <Br/> <Br/>Suno.! <Br/>Tum Ko Qasam Meri, <Br/> <Br/>Rawayat Torr Dena Tum, <Br/>Na Tanha Chhorr K Jana, <Br/>Na Ye Dil Torr K Jana, <Br/>Mager Phir Youn Hua Mohsin.! <Br/>Mujhe Anjaan Rastay Per, <Br/>Akela Chhorr Ker Us Ne, <Br/>Mera Dil Torr Ker Us Ne, <Br/>MohaBat <Br/>Chhorr Di Us Ne,"WAFA HAI ZAAT AURAT KI ," <Br/>Riwayat Torr Di Us Ne.... <Br/>
KaL Shaam Tere Ghar Qayam Kis Ka Tha ? <Br/>Na Tha K0i Musafir To Ehtmam Kis Ka Tha? <Br/>Likh Likh K Ch00mti Rahi Jis Ko RaaT Bhar.! <Br/>Humen Bhi Batao W0 Naam Kis Ka Tha? <Br/>Jis Ko SuN K R0 Pare EhLe-e-MehfiL.! <Br/>Itna Bheegta Hua Anjam Kis Ka Tha ? <Br/>Humen Pe K Hosh Na Raha SaQi.! <Br/> <Br/>W0 Haath Kis Ka Tha W0 Jaam Kis Ka Tha...!!! <Br/> <Br/>
If U Trust Sum1, <Br/> <Br/>Trust Till The End; <Br/> <Br/>Whatever The Results May Be" <Br/> <Br/>In The End Either U'll Have A Very <Br/> <Br/>Good Relation <Br/> <Br/>Or A Very Good Lesson....
Wo Bulayen To Kya Tamasha Ho <Br/>Ham Na Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho <Br/> <Br/>Ye Kinaron Se Khelne Wale <Br/>DuB Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho <Br/> <Br/>Bandaparwar Jo Ham Pe Guzri Hai <Br/>Ham Batayen To Kya Tamasha Ho <Br/> <Br/>Aj Ham Bhi Teri Wafaon Par <Br/>Muskurayen To Kya Tamasha Ho <Br/> <Br/>Teri Surat Jo Ittefaq Se Ham <Br/>Bhul Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho <Br/> <Br/>Waqt Ki Chand Satein ‘Sagar’ <Br/>Laut Ayen To Kya Tamasha Ho. <Br/>
Sir: Apka Beta <Br/>Cigarette Pita Hai. <Br/>Aap KaBhi Use <Br/>Puchhte Nahi ? <Br/>Sardar: Haan, <Br/>Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe KaBhi Deta <Br/>Hi Nahi..
Sardar Ne Machis Li Or <Br/>Teeli Jalai But Na Jali <Br/>Dosri Jalai Na Jali Tesri Tili Jalai,Wo Jul <Br/>Gai <Br/>Toh Sardar Ne Jaldi <Br/>Se Bujha Di, <Br/>Ye Kaam Ki Hy,Rakh <Br/>Leta Hun.
Sardar! Ik sawal ka <Br/>jawaB to do, <Br/>WO konsi ungli hay jis mein haddi nahi <Br/>hoti? <Br/>Pathan! Nahi pata? <Br/>Sardar! Dastaney ki...
KG vs UNI* <Br/>*k.G=pencil,ruBBer, sharpener, scale....... <Br/>*UNI:Ek Balpen wo B frnds se cheena hua:-) <Br/>... <Br/>*k.G: class me enter h0ny se phly Ma'am may i come.... <Br/>*UNI:Bina Btae he moBile kan se lga k cls se Bhr:-P <Br/>*k.g: Bag me hr sBjct ki Buk & copy..... <Br/>*UNI: yar aik paper to phar k dae :-D <Br/>*K.G: clas tst me star..... <Br/>*UNI:Full mOOn hi naseeB h0ta hy yar <Br/> <Br/>
Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:- <Br/>Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam.. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Branded T-Shirt hai.. <Br/>Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!! <Br/>
HusBand: Allah ne tumhain <Br/>2 ankhain di hain.. <Br/>chawal se pather nahi nikal <Br/>sakti??? <Br/>Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32 <Br/>dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaBa sakte..!!!!
SuBha shaam teri Yaad <Br/>aave hai, <Br/>Sari sari raat jagavey hai, <Br/>Karne ko to kar lu call <Br/>tujhe, <Br/>Per kamBakhat customer service ki larki Balance low <Br/>Batavey hai,