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AJKAL K HALAT
Boohat kharaaB hai mahool iss zamanay ka <Br/>ghar se nikla karoo Maa Baap ki dua le kar<Br/>
islamic
When you are in trouBle,<Br/>don’t ever say,”Hey God!, I have Big proBlem”<Br/>instead<Br/>say,”Hey ProBlem, I have Big GOD!”<Br/>and everything will Be fine….
Zalim sms of 2011
1 larki Bus stop pe naqaaB men kharri huwi the <Br/><Br/>Aadmi Bike pe aaya or kaha <Br/>lift chahiye kya?<Br/><Br/>larki Boli.<Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/>aBu main hun
fun
Miss: Tum Baray ho k kya karo ge?<Br/>Student: Shadi.<Br/>Miss: Mera matlaB hai, kya Bano ge?<Br/>Student: Dulha.<Br/>Miss: I mean, Baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?<Br/>Student: Dulhan.<Br/>Miss: IDIOT, mera matlaB hai, Baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?<Br/>Student: Bahu laoon ga.<Br/>Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain?<Br/>Student: Pota.<Br/>Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?<Br/>Student: Shadi.."<Br/>
Politics
The more you read and oBserve aBout this Politics thing,<Br/>you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.<Br/>The one that"s out always looks the Best.
flert
Government imposing new taxes.<Br/>Dating Rs.10,<Br/>Hug Rs.20,<Br/>Kiss Rs.30,<Br/>Love Rs.50.<Br/>But you don"t worry,<Br/>flirting is still free
friendship
The Base of fridndship relationship is the Beleive, if u have no Beleive on friend then its not ur real friendship its only time pass
picture
A woman shoots her <Br/>husBand. Then she holds <Br/>him under water for over <Br/>5 minutes. Finally, she <Br/>hangs him. But 5 minutes <Br/>later they Both go out and <Br/>enjoy a wonderful dinner <Br/>together. <Br/><Br/>How can this Be? <Br/><Br/>Answer Updated : <Br/><Br/>She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.) <Br/>Then she held the picture/film under water to develop. <Br/>Finally she hung the picture to dry. <Br/><Br/>
lock key
Batain wo konsi VegetaBle hay <Br/>Jis me Taala Or ChaBi dono ata hain.? <Br/>It's A Challenge <Br/><Br/>Answer : <Br/><Br/>Lock Key
answer
Are You Genius Then Give Me The Answer. <Br/>Odd And Even NumBers Ko Aese Add Karo Kay Answer Even NumBers Main Aye
question
Some common questions <Br/> <Br/>1. rail gari ki lights din ko Bhi q on ki jati hain? <Br/> <Br/>2.lerkian hamesha lerko kay samnay aa ker q dupata seedha kerti hain? <Br/> <Br/>3.MoBile ki sim change kernay kay Baad time 9:00 ka q hota hay? <Br/> <Br/>4.front seat per hamesha ladies ko q Bithatay hain? <Br/> <Br/>5.moBile per jaB lerka lerki say Baat kerta hay to urdu ku Bolta hay? <Br/> <Br/>answr zaroor dena intizar rahay ga chalnge ha <Br/>saB ko send karo But reply me first <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>
judae
Kitne ulaj gae ha judai ma zindagi,<Br/><Br/>Wo shaks jafa kar k ehsan kar gaya,<Br/><Br/>Ma jis ko Baat Baat pa kehta tha apni jaan,<Br/><Br/>Dekho wo he shaks mujhe Bejan kar gaya,<Br/><Br/>Phely wo meri zaat ke tameer ma raha,<Br/><Br/>Phir mujko apny haath se masmaar kar gaya,<Br/><Br/>Wo Aaa mila tu faasly kat' tay chaly gaey,<Br/><Br/>Bichra tu rasty merey dushwar kar gaya,<Br/><Br/>Bichra kuch es ada se k rut he Badal gae, <Br/><Br/>Ek shaks saary shehar ko viran kar gaya

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