Pathn Mayyat k sth Bus me ja rha tha to Logo ne usko Bohot mara?<Br/><Br/>Q??<Br/><Br/>Q.K<Br/><Br/>Pathn Nay Awaz Lagadi O koocha<Br/><Br/>SHELA KI JAWNI Lagado.Safar Acha guzry ga
Pathan: hum ko shadi per Susral se BMW mila hy Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare ghar koi car nahi dekhi Pathan: Oye! BMW ka matlaB hai.. “Bohat Mota Wife”
Ehsas dilaya hai tou milta hi nahi<Br/>AjnaBi tha tou roz mila karta tha<Br/>AB meri hur Bat ka woh matluB poochey<Br/>Jo meri soch ki tehreer likha karta tha
"No one can Be right all of the time, But it helps to Be right most of the time."
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<Br/>Asalam-u-Alykum,
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<Br/>~Good Morning~
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LiFe Is LiKe A
<Br/>cHoCoLaTe BoX
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<Br/>EaCh ChOcOlAtE iS lIkE
<Br/>a PoRtIoN oF lIfE
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<Br/>SoMe ArE cRuNcHy
<Br/>SoMe ArE nUtTy
<Br/>SoMe ArE sOfT
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<Br/>AlL aRe DELICIOUS
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<Br/>gOoD mOrNiNg (:
Nothing in this world could ever Be as wonderful as the love you have given me
<Br/>Your love makes my life so Bright
<Br/>Just knowing you are
<Br/>My darling my sweetheart ur sweety ur wife
<Br/>Happy Anniversary
On This Special Day,
<Br/>Best Wishes Go To You,
<Br/>That This Wonderful Love U Share,
<Br/>Lasts Your Lifetime Through
<Br/>Happy Anniversary To You My Love
<Br/>Dr: Do exercise daily for good health<Br/><Br/>Boy: sir i play footBall cricket tennis daily.<Br/>...<Br/>Dr: how long do you play?<Br/>...<Br/>Boy : until d Battery in my moBile goes down.<Br/><Br/>ha ha
2 Lovers plan to suicide.<Br/>Boy jumped first,<Br/>Girl closed her eyes<Br/>& return Back saying love is Blind.<Br/>Boy in air opened his parachute<Br/>saying love never dies.<Br/><Br/>ha ha ustad se ustaadi
