Wife husBand say :
<Br/>aji sontay ho main aaj kal Bohat kuBsort hoti ja rahi hon
<Br/>
<Br/>HusBand:
<Br/>tumhay kis nay kaha
<Br/>
<Br/>wife:
<Br/>meri khuBsorti daikh ker aaB rotian Bhi jelnay lagi hain
Pathan office se ghar aa raha tha k Rasty me
<Br/>kisi ne Bataya k
<Br/>Tumhari Biwi kisi ki shadi me dance kar rahi hy.
<Br/>
<Br/>Pathan ghar aya or darwaze pe danda le k khara ho gya
<Br/>8 Bajy, 10 Baje, 11 Bajy 12 Baje
<Br/>rat k 3 Baj gaye
<Br/>lekin Biwi nahi aai
<Br/>
<Br/>4 Bajay pathan ko yaad aaya k
<Br/>mary to aBi shaadi hi nahi hui.
Macchar ne 1 admi ko kata
<Br/>
<Br/>Admi:
<Br/>Din me B kat rahy HO
<Br/>.
<Br/>.
<Br/>.
<Br/>.
<Br/>.
<Br/>Macchar:
<Br/>Kya karo Ghar ma Behen ki shadi Hy Or Larky walo Ne 1 liter khoon jahez Me Manga hy;-)
Doctor To injured patient:
<Br/>JaB car 1 lady chala rahi thi to tumhe road se door chalna chahiye tha!
<Br/>
<Br/>Patient: Kon sa road? Bhai Main to park mei leta hua tha!:
Dukandar: Bhai Cockroach k liye Powder lylo ?
<Br/>
<Br/>Pathan: Nahi Bhai Cockroach ko itna Bhi free nahi karna,
<Br/>Aaj Powder ly diya tu kal Body Spray mangey ga..
Paper Se Pehle Ki
<Br/>"DUA"
<Br/>.
<Br/>.
<Br/>.
<Br/>....
<Br/>.
<Br/>.
<Br/>.
<Br/>.
<Br/>Ya ALLAH !!
<Br/>Is Baar Pass
<Br/>Kara De
<Br/>Next Time
<Br/>Zaruur Parhoonga ... :))
A famous Russian quote:
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<Br/>“never trust a crying woman and a smiling man, Both are extremly dangerous”
<Br/>
<Br/>it’s true!
<Br/>
<Br/>see crying Veena Malik;’(
<Br/>
<Br/>
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<Br/>smiling Zardari:)
Bijli ki yad main
<Br/>
<Br/>Pakistani Qoum kuch arsay Bad Bijli ki yad main Bachon kay name is tarha rakhy gi
<Br/>
<Br/>Boys:
<Br/>Chaudhry Transfarmer
<Br/>Meter Khan
<Br/>Haji Taar memon
<Br/>Sheikh StaBilizer
<Br/>Molana Deep Freezer
<Br/>Jumper Badshah
<Br/>Mian Cut out
<Br/>
<Br/>Girls:
<Br/>
<Br/>Fridge un Nisa
<Br/>Istree Bano
<Br/>TuBelight Bai
<Br/>Miss Low Battery
<Br/>Saver Apa
<Br/>Wapda Perween
<Br/>Trip BiBi
Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho
<Br/>Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya
<Br/>
<Br/>Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu
<Br/>
<Br/>Girl : Kyu
<Br/>
<Br/>Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->
Be careful
<Br/>when
<Br/>a gal tells u that
<Br/>she loves u
<Br/>from the Bottom of her heart
<Br/>For this may mean
<Br/>that there is
<Br/>still enough space
<Br/>for another Boy
<Br/>on top!
"HusBand Biwi Se Phone Par:<Br/><Br/> "Jan Kia Pakay He Aj Khane Me?<Br/><Br/> Biwi (Gusse se)<Br/><Br/> "Zeher"<Br/><Br/> HusBand:<Br/><Br/> Kha Kar So Jana Me Dair Se Aaonga:-pp
