1 rupya 1 lakh ni hota magar phir B 1 rupya lakh sy nikal jaye tow wo B lakh nai rehta aap lakhon mein woi 1 rupya ho...<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>samaj aai????<Br/><Br/><Br/>theepay dy moo waleya
Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar Bandar ne pocha : Oper kyo aya?<Br/><Br/>Sardar: Apple Khanay<Br/><Br/>Bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai<Br/><Br/>Sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun
Twin BaBies Born in a SARDAR's House.<Br/><Br/>SARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking?<Br/>?<Br/>?<Br/>?<Br/>?<Br/>?<Br/>?<Br/>?<Br/>Who is the father of second !
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant<Br/>and puts his finger<Br/>on the last of menu: Bring this.<Br/><Br/>Waiter: Oh! you can't get it<Br/>Because he is the owner of restaurant.
A sardar goes to a restaurant<Br/>and his cell phone rings.<Br/>Wife: How are you?<Br/><Br/>Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine But<Br/>how did you know where I was?