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sardar
Srdar in Coffee shop wth wife.<Br/>Srdar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jau gi.<Br/>Wife:Fer ki hoe ga?<Br/><Br/>Srdar: Bywakof Rate List waikh<Br/><Br/>Hot coffee Rs.15<Br/><Br/>Cold coffee.45:-
pathan
1 kaButar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy mAarne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chhath pe ly gaya<Br/><Br/>aur<Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/>wahan se neche phaink diya.
police
(Pak traffic police)<Br/><Br/>Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!<Br/>Phir Chalaan Kyn?<Br/><Br/>Police: Beta DouBle Sawaari Khul gai he<Br/>or Tu Single<Br/>ja raha hai.
shaadi
Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, TaBasum ho, Tamanna ho...<Br/><Br/>Dulhan:<Br/>Sharma k...<Br/>Ji Aaj se aap B mere liye<Br/>Naveed ho,<Br/>Tahir ho,<Br/>Imran ho.<Br/>Kamran ho..;-)
zaher
HusBand Biwi se Phone par:<Br/><Br/>"Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?"<Br/><Br/>Biwi (ghussay se):<Br/>"Zeher"<Br/><Br/>HusBand:<Br/>kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.
Abi tumhara Ami ka khaansi kesa hai ?
Pathan:Yara aBhi tumhara Ami ka khaansi kesa hai ?<Br/><Br/><Br/>Dost: Khaansi to Band hogaya hai par saans ruk ruk k aa raha hai.<Br/><Br/><Br/>Pathan:Koi Baat nahi ALLAH karega wo Bhi jaldi Band hojayega.
WAPDA
WAPDA walon ka kehna hai k sirf June tak hi awam ko loadshedding ki takleef Bardashat karni hogi<Br/>Qk<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Uske Baad to aadat ho jayegi.
true lovers are upper lower eyelids
True Lovers <Br/>Are Like Upper & Lower Eyelids! <Br/> <Br/>They Often Meet <Br/>Because They Miss Each Other <Br/>...n <Br/>When They Meet, <Br/>They Don't See The World Around...!! <Br/> <Br/>
middle class boy asks his high class girlfriend
~*~ Beauty Of L()\/E ~*~ <Br/> <Br/>A Middle Class Boy Asks <Br/>His High Class Girlfriend. . . <Br/>"If I Go Very Poor, Will You <Br/>...Expect Me...???" <Br/> <Br/>Girl Hugs Him N Says: <Br/>I M Always With You... <Br/> <Br/>Boy: If A Very Rich Boy Proposes <Br/>You ? ? <Br/> <Br/>Girl Kissed The Boy <Br/>N Says: <Br/>"I M Sure That Would B You..." ? ?
dua umr k aahista chalay
Aae Umr-E-Rawaan Aahsta Chal <Br/>ABhi Khasa Karz Chukana Hae, <Br/> <Br/>Kuch KhuwaaB Hain Jin Ko Likhna Hae, <Br/>Aur TaBeer Ki Surat Deni Hae, <Br/> <Br/>Kuch Log Hain Ujrey Dil Waley, <Br/>Jinhain Apni MuhaBBat Deni Hai, <Br/> <Br/>Kuch Phool Hae Jin Ko Chunna Hae Aur Haar Ki Surat Deni Hae, <Br/> <Br/>Kuch Apni Neendain Baaqi Hain, <Br/>Jinhain Bantna Hai Kuch Logo Mae,:Aur Un Ko Rahat Deni Hae, <Br/> <Br/>:Aae Umr-E-Rawan Aahista Chal, <Br/> <Br/>ABhi Khaasa Karz Chukana Hae....!!!! <Br/>
bikhartey maine dekha hai
MohaBBat Ki Haseen Rahon Mein Aksar Mene Dekha Hai <Br/> <Br/>Jo Sathi Sath Chalte They, Bichhartey Maine Dekha Hai, <Br/> <Br/>Sajaatey They Barey Hi Shoq Se Khayalon Ki Haseen Duniya, <Br/> <Br/>Bohat Choti Si Baaton Pe Ujartey Maine Dekha Hai, <Br/> <Br/>Jo Kehte Thaay K Ik Pal Bin Tere Hum Reh Na Payenge, <Br/> <Br/>Saamna AB Ho To Chup Chap Guzartey Maine Dekha Hai, <Br/> <Br/>Jo Kehte Thaay Tera Rishta Zamane Bhar Se Afzal Hai <Br/> <Br/>Unhi Rishton Ko Pal Bhar Mein Bikhartey Maine Dekha Hai.
woh aksar mujhse kehta hai k
Woh Aksar Mujhse Kehta Hai K, <Br/> <Br/>Tum Be-hadd Shor Machati Ho, <Br/> <Br/>JaB Pyaar Se Mujhe Bulao Gey, <Br/> <Br/>TaB Dorr K Mein To Aaon Gi <Br/> <Br/>TaB Paayal Meri Chankay Gi, <Br/> <Br/>Paayal Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Hee! <Br/> <Br/>JaB Meri Kalaai Pakro Gey, <Br/> <Br/>TaB Choori Meri Khankay Gi, <Br/> <Br/>JaB Choori Meri Khankay Gi, <Br/> <Br/>Choori Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Hee! <Br/> <Br/>JaB Aankh Teri Dumkay Gi, <Br/> <Br/>JaB JazBay Shoor Machein Gey, <Br/> <Br/>JazBoon Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Gee! <Br/> <Br/>Mere Jhumkay Se JaB Tum Kheelo Gey, <Br/> <Br/>Wo Gaal Ko Meri Choomain Gey, <Br/> <Br/>Bey Chain Se Tum Ho Jaoo Gey <Br/> <Br/>Ik Lehar Uthay Gi Seenay Mein! <Br/> <Br/>Us Lehar Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Hee! <Br/> <Br/>Wo Aksar Mujhse Kehta Hai <Br/> <Br/>Tum Bey Hadd Shoor Machati Ho! <Br/>

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