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A Girl fell Down from 20th floor, :O <Br/> <Br/>A Boy Caught Her on 15th floor, <Br/>N' Asked Her; "Will U Hug Me ??" :) <Br/>...She Replied: "Of course Not.." <Br/>...The Boy Dropped Her..:O <Br/> <Br/>She was Caught <Br/>On 10th floor By another Boy, <Br/>He asked Her: "Will you Kiss Me..:* ??" <Br/>"No, Not at All.." She Replied..! <Br/>He Dropped Her too..! :( <Br/> <Br/>She Prayed for a Last Chance; <Br/>When a Boy Hold Her on 5th floor..:)) <Br/> <Br/>She Immediately Said: <Br/>"Ok I will Hug you, n' Kiss U, :* :)) <Br/> <Br/>The Boy Dropped Her Saying: <Br/>''Aawara kahin Ki..'' :( :O =P =D
Koi tumse puche kon hoon main<Br/>Tum keh dena koi khaas nahi<Br/>Ek dost hai kacha paka sa<Br/>Ek jhoot hai aadha sacha sa<Br/>Ek khuwaB adhoora poora sa<Br/>...Ek phooL hai rookha sookha sa<Br/>Ek sapna hai Bin socha sa<Br/>Ek apna hai an dekha sa<Br/>Ek rishta hai an jana sa<Br/>Haqiqat men afsana sa<Br/>Kuch pagaL sa deewana sa<Br/>Bas ek Bahana achha sa<Br/>Jeevan ka aisa sathi hai<Br/>Jo door ho k Bhi paas nhi<Br/>Koi Tumse puche kon hoon main?<Br/>Tum keh dena koi khaas Nahi.
Tum khafa Kiyon ho !<Br/>Tumhen mujh say gila kiya hai,<Br/>Achanak<Br/>Bayrukhi itni,<Br/>Batao to howa kiya hai,<Br/>......Manaon kis tarah tum ko,<Br/>Mujhe itna to<Br/>Bata do<Br/>Agar aB ho sake tum say<Br/>To yeh ahsan farma do<Br/>Meri Manzil MohaBat hai<Br/>Mujhe Manzil pe Pohncha do<Br/>Tumhari aankh Main aansu<Br/>Mujhe ache nahi lagte<Br/>Tumhare Narm honton pe<Br/>Gilay ache nahi lagte<Br/>Tumhare Muskurane say<Br/>Mera dil Muskurata hai<Br/>Tumhare Rooth jane se<Br/>Mera dil toot jata hai..
2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the<Br/>ek dosre se Bola<Br/><Br/>“yar maachis kahaan hai?”<Br/>2nd :”teeli jala k daikh lo”
Pathan Ka Interview Tha...<Br/>Sawal Aya:<Br/><Br/>English Me Translate Karo...<Br/>"Main Nokari K Liye<Br/>Bohat Umeed Se Hon."<Br/><Br/>Pathan:<Br/>I Am Pregnent For The JoB..!!:)=P
Pathan.<Br/>Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer BadaL don.<Br/><Br/>Wife:<Br/>Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to Badal Lo, SuBha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.
Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ,<Br/><Br/><Br/>Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya.... . . , ., , , , , ,<Br/>JEO PATHAN
Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li:<Br/><Br/>Teacher ne pocha: AB Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?<Br/><Br/>Pathan:<Br/><Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/><Br/>Bachpan Se Shoq Tha<Br/>K<Br/>CHOWKIDARI Karon.
Pathan T.V per BomB rakh kar Pakistan a match daikh raha tha. Bv: ye BomB kis liay rakha hy?<Br/>Pathan : agar aaj salay haray tu pori team ko BomB sy urra don ga<Br/>Geo Khan
Aik pathan aurat Bank check cash karany gai. clerk: yahan sign karo<Br/>aurat: kesay?<Br/>Clerk: jesay khat k akhir main likhti ho!<Br/>Aurat ny likha: " Twade kaky di maa"
Airhostess: Sir ap kia lain gy?<Br/>pathan: Milk Badam, kheer,pakora, tandori chicken wid naan & niswar<Br/><Br/>Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz ty aaye ho apny peo dy viaah ty nhe
Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya,<Br/>Pathan Use Dhond'te Hue<Br/>Ek Park Pohncha!!<Br/><Br/><Br/>Wahan Ek Larka Apni Girlfriend<Br/>Ki Aankhon Me Dekhte Hue Keh<Br/>Raha Tha...<Br/><Br/>Mujhe Tumhari Aankhon Me<Br/>Sari Dunya Nazar Arahi Hai.<Br/><Br/>Pathan Chillaya Or Bola,<Br/>Bhai Dekhna Zara Mera Gadha<Br/>Nazar Arha Hai Kahin...:-)