B SMS Messages22988 messages

'Larki dosri Larki se: <Br/>Yaar yeh Handsome larkay kaisay hotay hain? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>2nd Larki: <Br/>Pata nahi Behan Main tu khud kaBhi "Karachi" nhi Gayi..
'Katrina: <Br/>Me Tuhmare liye suB chor dungi, <Br/>Salman: <Br/>Ami ABu? <Br/>Ktrina:G <Br/>Salman: <Br/>Khana pina <Br/>Katrina:G <Br/>Salman: <Br/>Friends? <Br/>Katrina:G <Br/>Salman: <Br/>"Jo ye msg parh raha hai os" <Br/>ko B? <Br/><Br/>Katrina: <Br/>ZuBan samBal k Bat kar Salman! <Br/><Br/>Me sB ko chor sakti hun lekin apne Bhai ko nhi.<Br/>Bhaiya G smile'
Karachi k Bharam Baaz Dialog: <Br/><Br/>"ABay chal teri to" <Br/><Br/>"Us ki to mein" <Br/><Br/>"Bus kar zyada mat Phenk" <Br/><Br/>"Chal nikal" <Br/><Br/>"Koot dy salay ko" <Br/><Br/>"Or Party" <Br/><Br/>"Dimagh ki dahi" <Br/><Br/>"Ye cheez dada" <Br/><Br/>"Bachi dekh" <Br/><Br/>"Teri BhaBi se Baat kr rha hon" <Br/><Br/>"Hat gai na" <Br/><Br/>"ABe dhkkan" <Br/><Br/>"Ptli Gali pakar" <Br/><Br/>"Lash yaar" <Br/><Br/>"Chal phhoot le" <Br/><Br/>"Latak mat" <Br/><Br/>"Teri wali ja rhi hai" <Br/><Br/>AB Intizar kis Bat ka hai, <Br/>Aakhir ye SMS karachi ki pehchan hai. <Br/>phenk de market me.'
classic example for students of different age <Br/>groups :- <Br/> <Br/>1st to 3 rd stndard- hey I studied everything <Br/>for exam... <Br/>...... <Br/>4th to 6th std- Hey that Question was very <Br/>hard so I dint read that.. <Br/> <Br/>6th to 10th std- hey read only important <Br/>questions... <Br/> <Br/>10 th to 11 th std- aBe 4 chapters r enough.... <Br/> <Br/>12 th- saale whch exam is 2day... <Br/> <Br/>Engineering/medical students - Oh ! exam aaj tha .... <Br/>Kamino Bataya kyon nahi ..??
TERI Azmaton Se Hon Be-khaBr<Br/>Ye Meri Nazar ka Qasur Ha!<Br/>TERI Rah Guzar Mein Qadam Qadam<Br/><Br/>Kahin Arsh Hai kahin Toor Ha!<Br/>Ye Baja Hai MALIK-E-DO JAHAN<Br/>Meri Bandagi Main Qasoor Hai!<Br/><Br/>Ye khata Hai Meri khata Mger<Br/>TERA Naam B To GHAFOOR Hai<Br/>Ye Bata TUJH Se Miloon kahan<Br/><Br/>Mujhe TUJH Se Milna Zaroor Hai!<Br/>Kahin Dil ki Shart Na Daalna!<Br/>ABhi Dil Gunahon Se Choor Hai<Br/><Br/>TU Bakhsh De Mere SuB Gunah!<Br/>Teri Zaat Raheem-o-Ghafoor Hai
Best Message for Youth:<Br/><Br/>"Jo eman tujy masjid tak nahi le ja sakta wo tuje jannat tak kaise le jayega?"
Friend: Matric k Baad kia Karo Gey?<Br/><Br/>Pathan: Agar Fail hua to Mochi Banun Ga.<Br/><Br/>Friend: Agar Pass Hue To?<Br/><Br/><Br/>Pathan: Phir to Inshallah Hum Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga. :-)
Sardar Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola:<Br/><Br/>Bohat KhuBsurat Hai.<Br/>Kitne Maah Ka Hai?<Br/><Br/>Pathan Gussey Me Bola:<Br/><Br/>Kameene 1 Hi Maa Ka Hay. :-)
Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.<Br/><Br/><Br/>Sardar: Q?<Br/><Br/>Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein<Br/>Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha K Main<Br/><Br/><Br/>Jaag Raha Hun.
?"HURT me with TRUTH...BUT....Never satisfy Me with a LiE"............
When ALLAH gives us ‘NO’ for an answer Keep in mind that there is a much great...er ‘YES’ Behind it. His ‘NO’ is not a ‘REJECTION’, But a ‘REDIRECTION’ ?
Pathan to Police:ujhe phone pe Qatal ki dhamkiyaan mil rahi hain.<Br/><Br/>Police:Kon hai wo ?<Br/><Br/>Pathan:<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>PTCL waly kehte hain Bill nahi Bhara to kaat dengy.