B SMS Messages22988 messages

Wasi shah¤ <Br/>¤Nazar jaB tum se milti he. <Br/>Me khud ko Bhool jata hon. <Br/>Bas ek dharrkan dharrakti he <Br/>Me khud ko Bhool jata hon. <Br/>Tumhen milney se pehley. <Br/>Me Boht sajta sanwrta hon. <Br/>Magar jaB tum sanwartey ho. <Br/>Me khud ko Bhool jata hon. <Br/>Me aksar kitaBon pe Tera hi naam likhta hon. <Br/>Magr kuch tum jo likhtey ho, <Br/>Me khud ko Bhool jata hon <Br/>Me aksar ye hi kehta honktum se pyar karta hon <Br/>Magar jaB tum ye kehtey ho, <Br/>Me dunya Bhol jata hun. <Br/>
Someone Asked Shakespeare: <Br/>“U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?” <Br/> <Br/>He Showed Him A Calendar N Said <Br/>“A Week Has 7 Days; <Br/>...Can U Say Which Day Is Younger, <Br/>Either Sunday Or Saturday ?? <Br/> <Br/>So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age” <Br/>Love Has No Age. <Br/> <Br/>-MORAL: <Br/>Senior Girls R Also AvailaBle For Boys:P
Wife : Do you want dinner? <Br/>HusBand : Sure, what are my choices? <Br/>Wife : Yes and no. :D <Br/>
Aaj ki iss Barish mein...<Br/>phir wohi si Boondein hain<Br/><Br/>phir wohi si thundak hy<Br/><Br/>...phir wohi sa saB kuch hy<Br/>par<Br/>Aaj ki iss Barish mein..<Br/><Br/>sath tum nahi ho tou ...<Br/><Br/>aankh num si kitni hy<Br/><Br/>saans tung si kitni hy<Br/><Br/>rooh piyasi kitni hy<Br/><Br/>ye udaasi kitni hy<Br/><Br/>Aaj ki iss Barish mein
Boy: I wanna see you,I miss you.<Br/>Girl: I miss you too<Br/>Boy: Wanna hang out??<Br/>Girl : Of course Where?<Br/>Boy: In your arms....!!! ?
Insan ki success uski pehli girlfrend ki waja se hoti hai .. <Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/>or Baki girlfrend uski success ki waja se hoti hain :p
Sirf 2 log muqadar walay hotay hain<Br/>.<Br/>1-woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai<Br/>.<Br/>"AUR"<Br/>.<Br/>2-wo jinka TarBooz Laal nikalta ha
SharaB Bani to Maikhane Bane..Husn Bana tu Deewane Bane.. kuch tu Baat hai iss weBsite forum mein <Br/> <Br/>aisey he nahi pagal khane Bane <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aaj, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> Raat, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Thik, 12, Baje <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>, Ke, Baad, 1, Bajega!
Chalo Hum Maan Lete Hain,<Br/>Ye Duniya Jhoot Kehti Hy,<Br/>…Tumhe Hum Se Nahi Ulfat,<Br/>Chalo Hum Maan Lete Hain,<Br/>Tumhari Be’qrari Ki,<Br/>Wajha Kuch Aur Hi Hogi,<Br/>Nigaahen Mujse Milte Hi,<Br/>Tumhare Muskrane Ka,<Br/>SaBaB Kuch Aur Hi Hoga,<Br/>Jise Km’fehm Logon Ne,<Br/>MohaBBat Naam De Daala,<Br/>Mgr Itna Bataa Do Tum,<Br/>Bicharte Waqt Jan-E-Jaan!<Br/>Palat Kr Dekh K Hum Ko,<Br/>Tumhari Jheel Si Aankhen,<Br/>Chalakti Ja Rhi Thi Kyun…??<Br/>Hame Tarpaa Rhi Thi Kyun…….?
“HIMMAT FAN” <Br/> <Br/>Aaj Hi Ghar Laeiyn Or Garmi Se Nijaat Payein. <Br/> <Br/>Sasta, MazBoot or Paeydaar. <Br/> <Br/>Na lodshideng ka khtra na Bejli k Bil ka kharcha <Br/> <Br/>Asal Khajoor K Patton Se Bana.. <Br/> <Br/>Haath Ka Pankha <Br/> <Br/>“HIMMAT FAN” <Br/> <Br/>Jitni Himmat Utni Hawa… <Br/> <Br/>“HIMMAT FAN"
Internet te Kuri phsaaayi <Br/> <Br/>Internet te ho gayi sagaayi <Br/> <Br/>Internet te hi divorce ho gaya <Br/>... <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>Es Bahaane mittraan da computer da course ho gaya............
RaBBa dukh na devi dost sade nu, <Br/> <Br/>Sannu chahe dukhan da pahar dede, <Br/> <Br/>ghume hamesha nave cycle te dost sada, <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>Mainu Bhave purani "AUDI" car dedi