A BoY tOOk A BooK FrM HIs ShElf To Study Alll the Other BUks fell On him...<Br/><Br/>mOral Zara sI Over ActIng Apkki Jaan BhI Le sAkTi Hai...<Br/>tAmAm kItaBein aPni pOhanch se dOOr rakhe aur taBiyat kharaB hOne per teacher se RuJou kaRe...<Br/>A PUBlic Service msg fRm<Br/>...
Dost Tumhari Girl freind ka phone aaya tha"<Br/>"<Br/>"<Br/><Br/>Keh rahi thi<Br/>"<Br/>"<Br/><Br/>Koi pathar se na mare mere dewane ko<Br/>"<Br/>"<Br/><Br/>BomB ka zamana hai...URRA do saleY ko...! ;->
A Girls Eye Is Faster den Google,
<Br/>in Serchin A Handsome Boy In A Crowd..
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<Br/>But A Boys Heart Is Slower den Turtle in Forgetting a Girl Whom he Loved..
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May the Beauty<Br/>Of deepavali season<Br/>Fill your home with<Br/>Happiness,<Br/>And may the coming year<Br/>Provide you with all<Br/>That Bring you joy!<Br/><Br/>Wish You a Very Happy Deepavali…!
The height of candle may differ,But they yield<Br/>the same Brightness.<Br/><Br/>Its not the matter of ur position,But its ur aBility<Br/>that actually shines.<Br/>
Marriage is that relation Between<Br/>man and women in which<Br/>the Independence is Equal,<Br/>the Dependence mutual and<Br/>the OBligation Reciprocal”.<Br/>Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
HAPPY NEW YEAR<Br/>Receive my simple gift of LOVE<Br/>Wrapped with SINCERITY<Br/>Tied with CARE &<Br/>Sealed with BLESSINGS<Br/>2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.<Br/>HAPPY NEW YEAR….
A husBand gifted his wife a diamond necklace<Br/><Br/>and she didn’t talk to him for a month!!<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>Because that was the DEAL ..!
American: Can U swim?<Br/><Br/>Pathan: No<Br/><Br/>American: Dog is Better den u<Br/><Br/>Bcz It Swims<Br/><Br/>Pathan: Can u swim?<Br/><Br/>American: Yes<Br/><Br/>Pathan: then whats the Difference Between u & Dog.<Br/>
Yeh keh kr chor gya rani ko raja,
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<Br/>Wah wah
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<Br/>Yeh keh kr chor gya Rni ko Raja,
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<Br/>douBle sawari ty paBandi ay tu cycle ty aa ja....!
