B SMS Messages22988 messages

Some Broken Heart, May Never Mend,<Br/><Br/>Some Memories May Never End,<Br/><Br/>Some Wet Tears May Never Dry,<Br/><Br/>But My Love For You Will Never Die...
Za SharaBi Na Yam <Br/>Na Me SharaB Skali Di, <Br/> <Br/>Starge Me Che Sre Di <Br/>Daa Me Ta Pasay Jarali Di. <Br/>
Kala Kala Kho Raza Pa Mazigar Ke <Br/>Lag Me Zra Khoshalawa Pa Mazigar Ke <Br/> <Br/>Ka Me Tola Wraz Tapos Onakre Kher De <Br/>Kho Tapos Me Lag Kawa Pa Mazigar Ke <Br/> <Br/>Halta Tol Da Jund Rangoona Ratolegi <Br/>Ma Godar Pala Boza Pa Mazigar Ke <Br/> <Br/>Che Me Zra Ke Da Arman Gul Taza Kegi <Br/>Yo Tapa Rata Kawa Pa Mazigar Ke <Br/> <Br/>Che Pa Kali Ke Pre Nor Khalaq Swazegi <Br/>Ta Zama Sara Keena Pa Mazigar Ke <Br/> <Br/>Bia Yo Ware Da Sro Shundo SharBat Rakra <Br/>Yo Zal Bia Me Kra Melma Pa Mazigar Ke <Br/> <Br/>Pa JaBeen De Khal Da Toro Ranjo Kegda <Br/>Hase Na Kre KHIYAL LamBa Pa Mazigar Ke <Br/>
Tamam Gunahon Ki Saza <Br/>ALLAH JaB Tak Chahay Talta Rehta Hy <Br/>Lkin Waldain Ke Nafrman Ko <Br/>Uski Zndge Me He Saza Deta He <Br/> <Br/>Love Your Parents ! <Br/>Respect them <Br/>
Eik Bar jo woh ho jaye mujh say khafa<Br/>Zindagi sari usay pher main manata rahon
Khush ikhlaqi Pakeeza NasaB ki daleel hay<Br/>Ghalat Baat pay ghussa sharafat ki nishani hay<Br/>Lekin ghussay ko pee jana momin ki nishani hay!
Pathan to his friend:Yara humko film mein kaam karne ka Bara shok hai.<Br/><Br/>Friend:Yaar Tumhein konsa role pasand hai ?<Br/><Br/>Pathan:<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>CHICKEN ROLL.
Nokrani:SaahiB,aapke kisi khas dost ka phone aaya tha.<Br/><Br/>SaahiB:Tujhe kaise pata chala k wo mera khas dost hai ?<Br/><Br/>Nokrani:(Sharmaaty huwe) puch raha tha Kameena ghar pe hai ?
Pathan k ghar mein Billi thi,<Br/>Pathan tang aa kar usey kahin door chhor aaya par jaB ghar aaya to Billi pehle se hi pohunchi huwi thi.<Br/><Br/>Pathan phir kahin door chhor aaya Billi phir se ghar pohunch gayi,<Br/><Br/>Pathan gussey mein usey Boht door chhorne gaya aur wahan se wife ko call ki: Billi ghar pohunchi ?<Br/><Br/>Wife:Haan.<Br/><Br/>Pathan:Us kameeni se Bol k mujhe yahan se lejaye Qk aB mein raasta Bhool gaya hun.
Pathan to his friend:Yara humko KFC walon ne Boht mara hai.<Br/><Br/>Friend:Q ?<Br/><Br/>Pathan:Humara BV ka delivery tha to hum usko KFC legaya<Br/>Qk<Br/>Wahan Board pe likha tha....<Br/>"FREE DELIVERY"
Girl to Boyfriend:Mein kal tumse nahi mil sakti.<Br/><Br/>Boy:Thek hai mein tumhara gift kisi aur ko de deta hun....<Br/><Br/>Girl:Mera matlaB tha kal nahi aa sakti,aBhi kahan ho ?
HusBand:Aaj khana tumhari Maa ne Banaya hai ?<Br/><Br/>Wife:Haan par apko kaise pata chala ?<Br/><Br/>HusBand:Roz khaney mein kaaly Baal milte hain aur aaj sufaid mila hai.