B SMS Messages22988 messages

Aadmi sharaaB ka glass saamne rakh k Ghamzada Betha huwa tha,<Br/>Dost aa kar uske sath Betha aur uska glass utha kar ek hi ghoont mein pi kar Bola:Yaar Q udaas ho ?<Br/><Br/>Aadmi:Yaar aaj ka to din hi kharaaB hai,<Br/>SuBha BV se jhagra huwa,<Br/><Br/>Raastey mein gaari kharaaB hogayi,<Br/><Br/>Daftar late pohuncha to Boss ne nokri se nikaal diya,<Br/><Br/>Girlfriend ko easyload nahi Bheja to wo Bhi chhor k chali gayi,<Br/><Br/>Aur aB KHUDKUSHI karne k liye SharaaB mein zeher daal k peeny laga tha to wo Bhi tumne pi liya.
Maine jaB Bhi apko dekha....<Br/><Br/>Hanste dekha,<Br/><Br/>Muskraty dekha,<Br/><Br/>Aap har waqt khush hi rehty ho,<Br/><Br/>Kahin aap.....<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>MALLANG TO NAHI ?
Pathan apne dost ko moBile de kar: Oh yara hamara Girlfriend ko sms to kardo ?<Br/><Br/>Dost: Tum khud Q nahi likhte ?<Br/><Br/>Pathan: Oh yara hamara Writing kharaaB hai na isliye.
MezBaan: Lassi aap peety nahi,<Br/><Br/>Chai hum pilaty nahi,<Br/><Br/>Roti ka time nahi,<Br/><Br/>Botal ka mosam nahi,<Br/><Br/>AB Batain apki kya khidmat karein ?<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Mehmaan: To phir Bas Easyload hi karwa dein.
Ghulami Mai Na Kaam Aati Hain Shamsheerain Na TadBeerain<Br/>Jo Ho Zouq-e-Yaqeen Paida Tu Kat Jati Hain Zanjeerain<Br/><Br/>Happy Pakistan Day<Br/><Br/>Long Live Pakistan<Br/><Br/>‘Azaad Pakistan ke Nalaik Nojawano Agar Aaj Valentines Ya Friendship Day Hota To INBOX Full Hota Chalo! Jaldi Se Utho Or SaB Ko Wish Karo. HAPPY Pakistan Day’<Br/><Br/>There Are Some UnforgetaBle Days<Br/>In The History Of Any Nation…
Ek Scientist ne Mera Brain Wash kia or phr Pocha:<Br/><Br/>Tmhe aB B koi Yad hy?<Br/><Br/>Me na Apka Nam lia to wo hans k Bola:<Br/><Br/>Kuch VIRUS kBi khatam nhi hote.<Br/><Br/>Miss u my frnd.
Chahe Mujrim Samjhe Ya Koi Gunahgaar Hamein<Br/><Br/>Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se Hay Pyar Hamein<Br/><Br/>Dil Dia Hay Kisi Ko To Mukarna Kesa<Br/><Br/>Pyar Kia Hay To Halaat Se Darna Kesa<Br/><Br/>Apne Is Jurm Ka Iqrar Hay So Baar Hamein<Br/><Br/>Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se Hay Pyar Hamein<Br/><Br/>Humne Maana K Hamein Jaan Se Jaana Hoga<Br/><Br/>Jaan De K B Hamein Pyar NiBhana Hoga<Br/><Br/>Lo Suno<Br/><Br/>Tark-e-MohaBBat Se Hay Inkaar Hamein<Br/><Br/>Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se Hay Bohat Pyar Hamein.
On this special day,Best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.Happy anniversary to you my Love.
To the Beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary Be Happy and Grand. Happy Anniversary.
Best wishes to you Both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through, As you make a wonderful pair. Happy Wedding.
Long after our anniversary And this greeting has Been thrown away Think of the thought Behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!
I"m sending this Bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it"s true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!