Aadmi sharaab ka glass saamne rakh k Ghamzada betha huwa tha, Dost aa kar uske sath betha aur uska glass utha kar ek hi ghoont mein pi kar bola:Yaar Q udaas ho ?
Aadmi:Yaar aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai, Subha BV se jhagra huwa,
Raastey mein gaari kharaab hogayi,
Daftar late pohuncha to Boss ne nokri se nikaal diya,
Girlfriend ko easyload nahi bheja to wo bhi chhor k chali gayi,
Aur ab KHUDKUSHI karne k liye Sharaab mein zeher daal k peeny laga tha to wo bhi tumne pi liya.
Hitler said: "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary" . . Pathan said: Ab bolne ka kya fayida Hitler bhai? Jab Dictionary khareedi thi tab hi check karni thi na?
"Never believe what the lines of your hand predict about your future, because people who don''t have hands also have a future.
Believe in your Allah & yourself:"
Never seem more learned than the people u are with. Wear ur learning like a pocket watch and keep it hidden. Don''t pull it out to count the hours, but give the time when u are asked
