Daarling

Daarling
Husband:Darling why r u wearing our wedding ring in ur wrong finger ?
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Wife:Because
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i married the wrong man.
  

Mar, 31 2011     123 chars (1 sms)     2733 views       Decent

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We Spend Our Days W8ng For The Ideal Path
To Appear In Front Of Us..
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But..
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We Forget That,
Paths Are Made By Walking..
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Not..
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By Waiting...! <-;
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First
"The three hardest tasks in the world are neither physical feats nor intellectual achievements, but moral acts:
1) To return love for hate;
2) To include the excluded; and
3) To say ''I was wrong.''"
Well wisher is not who greets you daily &
Talks to you daily.
Well wisher is one who may or may not meet you
But always think of you &
Prays to God for your happiness !!
If Tomorow We Mis Each Other

U Will Get Thousands Frends

Like Me

But I Would Not Get U,

Bcoz In Sky Stars R So

many

But MOON Is Only One
Maine jab bhi apko dekha....

Hanste dekha,

Muskraty dekha,

Aap har waqt khush hi rehty ho,

Kahin aap.....
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MALLANG TO NAHI ?
Why we sometimes write "etc" in exams...?
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Because it means....
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E-End of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity

But our teachers don't understand.
Everything Is Incomplete Without ME

..mory

Co..dy

Ti..

Ga..

So..thing

..aning

Even This ..ssage!

So Dont Forget ME.
Life doesn’t provide Warranties & Guarantees…
it only provides possibilities & opportunities
for those who dare to make best use of it.....
some people don't understand the way i am, some are hurt by the way i talk, but what i can do if that's the real me, i am not perfect, but definitely not fake!
Think of life as a great road trip ... if you spend too much time looking back at where you've been, you'll miss what's ahead.....!!!!! d
Don''t hold anybody by his shirt or arm to be heard, if he doesn''t wants to listen to you better hold your tounge