Daarling

Daarling
Husband:Darling why r u wearing our wedding ring in ur wrong finger ?
.
.
.
Wife:Because
.
.
.
.
.
i married the wrong man.
  

Mar, 31 2011     123 chars (1 sms)     2514 views       Decent

more Decent SMS Messages

School se Hasil ki Hum Ne EDUCATION


Phir B na samaj sake Dil ki DEFINATION


Dik k Darwaze pe likh Diya No ADMISSON


Phir B Ap chale Aae without PERMISSION
Lyf May Sumtymz b A Rough Road 2 Walk On
Whr Evrything Seemz Rong
Bt
Dun Giveup. Jst Go On Coz
Whn U Fink U r All Alone
Luk Bck & U''ll Find Me Walkin Along ... :)
When you are alone
Don''t think of those
Who are not with you
But think of those
Who always wants to be with you-:)
You Can Be :
A Doctor And Save Lives,
A Lawyer And Defend Lives,
A Soldier And Protect Lives,
Or Simply Be YOURSELF,
A SWEETHEART Who Touches Life…
Books says “Read Me”,
Money says “Earn Me”
Time says “Plan Me”,
Flowers says “Love Me”,
My SMS says “Just Remember Me”
SHARERS...

"A successful relationship is not built on givers and takers only,

but on people who also become sharers".
When I pray I don''t see God, but I know He listens when I SMS I don''t
see you, but I know u think of me with a smile.
" Health Tips "

1. Answer The Phone By Lert Ear.

2. Do Not Drink Tea 3 Times In Day.

3. Do Not Take Pills With Cool Water.

( New Chain Of Health Messages )
Excellent Answer To What Is Success...?

In Simple Words...

When Your

"SIGNATURE"

Changes To

"AUTOGRAPH"


That Is Success...!
My relationshp wid u is like
sugercane
Break it
Crush it
Squeez it
and evn
Beat n grind it

u wl alwayz
get swetness
"Help Those Who are In The Lower Half..

"Because May b In the Next Turn You Will Need Their Help..!!
"L A U G H"
As Much as you..
"B R E A T H E"
And
"L O V E"
As long as you..
"L I V E"