Daarling

Daarling
Husband:Darling why r u wearing our wedding ring in ur wrong finger ?
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Wife:Because
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i married the wrong man.
  

Mar, 31 2011     123 chars (1 sms)     2542 views       Decent

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"World Is Round"
"Round Is Zero"
"Zero Is Nothing"
"Nothing Is Life"

So Be Happy And Try To Make Others To Happy.
That Is Real Life..
Two Aspects Of Life

If V Become Too Sentimental,
It Is Too Hard To Lead Life


If V Become Too Practical,
Its Too Tough To Respect Relation
Life''s lessons

1) Destiny is simply strength of our desires. If you cry at a trouble, it grows double. If you laugh at a trouble it disappears like a bubble...


2) Don''t complain about others; Change yourself if you want peace. It is easier to protect your feet with slippers than to cover the entire earth with carpet.


3) Every king was once a helpless baby and every great building was once a blue print. Its not where you are today, but where you''ll reach Tomorrow.


4) In the race between cat and mouse, the mouse mostly wins, because the cat is running for the food & mouse for its life. Remember purpose is more important than need.
Kisi Apne Ko Kabhi Apne
Se Itna Duur Na Krna
k
Wo Duur Hi Ho Jaye

Bal K

Us Apne Ko Apne Itna
Paas Rakhna
k
Wo Kabhi Kisi K Paas Hi
Na Jaye ... (:
Zindagi bhar zindagi ki saza milti rahi,
Lamha lamha wafaaon ki jaza milti rahi.
Cherh kar jata raha har baar zakhmon ko mere,
Gham ke sholon ko yun hi hawaa milti rahi.
Meri nazron ne hai bakhsha husn ko farogh,
Uske har aaza ko ik adaa milti rahi.
Faasla badta gaya jitna gaya uske qareeb,
Khushk patton ko jaise hawaa milti rahi.
Paththron ki gird takrata raha ''Rahat'' ka wajood,
Sukhan goi ka sadaa nayee sadaa milti rahi.
''ABSENT''
Is
The Best
''PRESENCE''

Bcoz

Id ''SOMEBODY''
Is
ABSENT

Then U
Miss HIM/HER
&
If U
Miss HIM/HER

Then
Dat Means

HE/SHE Is
In
Ur ''HEART'' ... (:
"Coins Always Make Sound"
But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent!
So When Your Value Increases
Keep Yourself Calm & Silent
Luvles lyf iz like a fruitles tree
But
frndles lyf iz like a rootles tree
Tree can live widout fruit but not widout roots
Boy asked a girl:Why do you love Rose,which dies in a day ?
Why don't you love me,who dies for you everyday ?
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Girl replied:
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Oye Hoye...Angreziiii.....
Na khabo me dkha na nzaro me dkha,

1000 me 1 hmne tmhi ko dkha,

Gum dne wle to hr pl hain yha,

Hr pl khushi dne wlo me 1 tmhi ko dkha...
Mosam shabab ka,
Nasha sharab ka,
Parda janab ka or rang gulab ka,
in sabme haseen , in sabme Lajawab dekho SMS padne wala "Chehara Janab ka."
Sometimes
You Have To
Run Away ...

Not Just Ti
Create Distance ...


But ...


Also To See

Who Cares Enough
To Run Behind You ... =)