Daarling

Daarling
Husband:Darling why r u wearing our wedding ring in ur wrong finger ?
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Wife:Because
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i married the wrong man.
  

Mar, 31 2011     123 chars (1 sms)     2986 views       Decent

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A man is the head of the family and
the wife is the neck.

The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.
If there''s light in the soul
There''ll be beauty in the person.



If there''s beauty in the person
There''ll be harmony in the house.



If there''s harmony in the house
There will be order in the nation.



If there''s order in the nation
There''ll be peace in the world.
Disaapointment are like road hump,
they slow you down a bit but you enjoy....
the smooth road afterwards.....
Dont stay on the humps too long. MOVE ON
Corporate Lessons.....
"We Will Do It"
Means
"U Will Do It."
"U Have Done A Great Job"
Means
"More Work Will Be Given To U."
"We R A Team"
Means
"I Am Not The Only One To Be Blamed."
"That Is A Good Question"
Means
"I Do Not Know Anything About It."
"All The Best "
Means
"U R In Trouble." :)
Waldai''n ki Faryaad Aulaad k Naam

Jis Din Tum Humei''n Boorha Dekho

Sabr Krna
Aur
Humei''n Samajhney ki Koshish Krna

Jab Hum Khaatey Huey Gandagi Kare''n
Aur
Apne Gandey Kapre Badal Na Sake''n Tou
Wo Waqt Yaad Krna
Jab Hum Tumhary Gandey Kaprey Badalty Thay.

Jab Hum Koi Baat Bhuul Jaye''n Tou Hum Pr Tanz Na Krna Aur
Apna Bachpan Yaad Krna.

Jab Hum Boorhey Ho kr Chal Na Paye''n Tou Humara Sahara Ban''na
Aur
Apna Pehla Qadam Yaad Krna.... !!
People are made to be Loved and Things r made to be Used.
The confusion is in the World because People are being Used and Things r being Loved
life has no rewinds, and no forwards, it unfolds at its own pace
so neva miss a chance to LIVE today,
and make a BEAUTIFUL story for tomorrow
No Shadow To Depress U . . . Only Joys To Surround U . . . Frnd To Love U & GOD Himself To Bless U. . . These R My Wishes For Today . . . Tommorow & EveryDay. . .
Mangi Thi Dua Main Ne Rub Se,

Dena Jo Alag Ho Sab Se,

Mila Diya Hum Ko Tum Se,

Aur Kaha Sanmbhalo Ise,

Ye ANMOL Hai Sab Se
You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough
Ppl often feel smthin bt xpress smthin else
Dey mean smthin but say smthin else
So learn d art of sayin nothin
in such a way dat it leavs nothin unsaid...
A SmIlE iS The

LiGhT iN Ur WinDow

Th8 tElLs OthEr''S

Th8 ThErE iS A

CaRinG, ShaRinG

PerSon InSidE.