Daarling

Daarling
Husband:Darling why r u wearing our wedding ring in ur wrong finger ?
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Wife:Because
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i married the wrong man.
  

Mar, 31 2011     123 chars (1 sms)     2570 views       Decent

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Laughter is the jam on the toast of life,

It Adds Flavour To It

Keeps It From Being Too Dry

&

Makes It Easier To Swallow Life''s Sorrows.....
Whenever U Lie Or Cheat The Person Who Likes U.

Don''t Think They R Fools to Believe U !

They Hide Their Feelingz Bcoz They don''t Like To Disapoint U...
Jo ansu na hote annkho mein.....to aankhe itni khoobsurat na hoti..!!!!!!!
jo dard na hota dil mein.....to khushi ki kimat pata na hoti..!!!!!!!
jo bewafai na ki hoti waqt ne......to wafa ki kabhi chahat na hoti..!!!!!!
Agar maangne se puri ho jaati muraadein.....to uss khuda ki kabhi Zaruratt na hoti..!!!!!!!!
Dil Or Ankh:

Dil Ne Ankh Se Kaha Dekha Karoo Kaam..
Dekhtey Hoo Tum Taraptey Hain Hum!
Ankh Ne Kaha Dil Se...
Socha Karoo Kam Sochtey Hoo Tum Barasatey Hain Hum…..
Laughter is the jam on the toast of life,

It Adds Flavour To It

Keeps It From Being Too Dry

&

Makes It Easier To Swallow Life's Sorrows.....
Rudeness is a weak imitation of strength.
The squeaking wheel doesn''t always get the grease.
Sometimes it gets replaced.
Look At Sun And C Time

Look in The HEart N C LOVE

Look In The Eyes And C Life

Look At ur Mobile N C WHo''s Remembering U ..!!!!
Relationship Is Not How Long U Have Been Together

Not How Much U Have Given Or Received

Not How Many Times U Have Helped Each Other

Its How U
''''VALUE''''
One Another
If U Depressed Confused Or Hurt
Dont Worry..

Go In front Of Mirror ,

U Vl Find D Best Person

Who Vl Solve All Ur Problems..!!
I nEvEr.....

Need 2 SEe D

sUn AgaIn...

ThErE EnouGh

lItE In Ur EyEs

2 lItE uP AlL D

wOrLd.......
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
Worry
Doesn''t Empty
Tomorrow''s Sorrow,
But
It Empties
Today''s Strength.
So Don''t Worry...
Stay Happy Always...
Keep Smiling. .