Daarling

Daarling
Husband:Darling why r u wearing our wedding ring in ur wrong finger ?
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Wife:Because
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i married the wrong man.
  

Mar, 31 2011     123 chars (1 sms)     2411 views       Decent

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B''coz I''ve Mixed 10000 Kg Of Sugar ,
10000 Kg Of Choclate & 10000 Kg
Of Honey But Still Cud''nt Make Person As Sweet As "U"
Teri Zindagi Ka Har Ek Pal Nayab Ho Jaye

Tere Dil Ki Har Kali Khil Ker Gulaab Ho Jaye

Jin Par Barasti Hai Khuda Ki Khaas Rehmatai''n

Un Hastiyo''n Main Tera Intikhaab Ho Jaye . . . :)
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They Are The Containers Which Contain
Faith Or Fear
& They Produced It After Their Kinf . . .
So Think Before U Leap
There r Two Kind
Of People In This World

1-Those Who Remember Names

n

2-Those Whose Names r Remembered

Choice Is Yours
If U Depressed Confused Or Hurt
Dont Worry..

Go In front Of Mirror ,

U Vl Find D Best Person

Who Vl Solve All Ur Problems..!!
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It lengthens the minutes when you wait for some1.

& rushes the hours when you enjoy special moments with them.. :-|
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Pathan said: Ab bolne ka kya fayida Hitler bhai?
Jab Dictionary khareedi thi tab hi check karni thi na?
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But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent!
So When Your Value Increases
Keep Yourself Calm & Silent
Zindagi K Kisi Lamhe Main Jab Suraj Ki Roshni Kam Parne Lage Tou Ghabrana Nahi
Yaad Rakhna K
Zameen K Kisi Goshey Man 2 Haatha Aap K Liye Dua Maang Rahe Hain . . .