Daarling

Daarling
Husband:Darling why r u wearing our wedding ring in ur wrong finger ?
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Wife:Because
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i married the wrong man.
  

Mar, 31 2011     123 chars (1 sms)     2695 views       Decent

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If 1=6
2=26
3=326
4=4326
5=54326
then,,,
6=???
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''''VALUE''''
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