Daarling

Daarling
Husband:Darling why r u wearing our wedding ring in ur wrong finger ?
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Wife:Because
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i married the wrong man.
  

Mar, 31 2011     123 chars (1 sms)     2620 views       Decent

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If I could die early i would ask God if i could be your "Guardian Angel"
So
I could wrap my wings around you and embraces you whenever you feel alone...
THINK ABOUT IT!

Why do Girls eat Chocolates after a break up?
The Sweetness of chocolates makes them forget the Bitterness of the break up.

Why do Guys drink after break up?
The bitterness of alcohal makes them forget the Sweetness of the girl..... =O

Is that so ... ;)
Kbhi kbhi AaNSon MUSKURAHAT Se Zyada SPECIAL Hote Hen

Bcz..

SMILE Tu Sub K Liye Hoti He.

Magr AaNSU Sirf UnKe Liye Hote Hen

Jinhen Hum KHONA Nhi
Chahte:
Being happy doesn''t mean that everything is perfect.

It means that you''ve decided to look beyond the imperfections. Gud Day!
Corporate Lessons.....
"We Will Do It"
Means
"U Will Do It."
"U Have Done A Great Job"
Means
"More Work Will Be Given To U."
"We R A Team"
Means
"I Am Not The Only One To Be Blamed."
"That Is A Good Question"
Means
"I Do Not Know Anything About It."
"All The Best "
Means
"U R In Trouble." :)
NeEdInG sOmEoNe Is
LiKe NeEdInG a
PaRaChUtE ...
If He IsN''t ThErE tHe
FiRsT tImE yOu NeEd
HiM, ChaNcEs ArE yOu
WoN''t Be NeEdInG hIm
AgAiN ... (= ;->
Why we sometimes write "etc" in exams...?
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Because it means....
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E-End of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity

But our teachers don't understand.
There r Only 2 Persons
Who Can Tell You The Truth About You ...


A Friend Who has Lost His Temper ...

&

A Enemy Who Starts Loving You ...
The appearence of things change according to the emotions, and thus we see magic and beauty in them, while the magic and beauty are really ourselves
The Most Difficult Lesson
To Larn In Life Is.....


Which Hand U Hold For
Ur Life Time.....

OR

Which One To Break Off....
One hurts you, so that you may find someone who can heal you.
If nobody is there to hurt u, u will never know d person who cares for U.
Rudeness is a weak imitation of strength.
The squeaking wheel doesn''t always get the grease.
Sometimes it gets replaced.