Ladies first

Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First

Mar, 31 2011 166 chars (2 sms) 2270 views Decent

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LIFE is 3 "EEE"

Life is 3"EEE"

Yesterday is a Experiance,
Today is Experiment,
&
Tomorrow is Expectation.

So use your Experiance in your Experiments to achieve your Expactations.

ok fine....

ok fine....
but will not b able to cum.
You do one thing
just msg and tell her the remaining.
ok.Thnx bye.

sndr.
confusing msg association..
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Fool

D hardest moments

D hardest moments r not those when tears flow 4rm ur eyes
its wen u have to hide d tears in ur eyes wid a smile to remove tears from some1else eyes

Luvles lyf iz like a

Luvles lyf iz like a fruitles tree
But
frndles lyf iz like a rootles tree
Tree can live widout fruit but not widout roots

Dua

Dua

Bas Aik Dua Hai Meri Apnay Khuda Say
Agah Rakhay Har Pal Mujhay Apni Saza Say
Mit''ti Hai To Mit Jaye Ye Hasti Meri
Par Dil Na Dukhay Kisi Ka Meri Waja Say

Ager Dukhon Ka Darya Uboor Karna Hai

''Beautiful Advice
Ager Dukhon Ka Darya Uboor Karna Hai To Ansoun Ko Jazb Karne Ka Tareeqa Seekho

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Duniya Ko Jeetna Chahte Ho To Awaz Main Narmi Paida Karo''

Hujoom Itna Ho

Hujoom Itna Ho
Tumhari Zindagi Main
Khushiyo''n Ka Mere
DOST !!!

Gham Guzarna Bhi
Chahey Tou Usey
Raastaa Na Miley ... !!

Aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai

Aadmi sharaab ka glass saamne rakh k Ghamzada betha huwa tha,
Dost aa kar uske sath betha aur uska glass utha kar ek hi ghoont mein pi kar bola:Yaar Q udaas ho ?

Aadmi:Yaar aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai,
Subha BV se jhagra huwa,

Raastey mein gaari kharaab hogayi,

Daftar late pohuncha to Boss ne nokri se nikaal diya,

Girlfriend ko easyload nahi bheja to wo bhi chhor k chali gayi,

Aur ab KHUDKUSHI karne k liye Sharaab mein zeher daal k peeny laga tha to wo bhi tumne pi liya.

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Ek Mahan Philosofer Ne Kya Khub Kaha Hai

Ke..

"Zindgi Tu Hi Bata
Kaise Tuje Pyar Karu??

Teri Har Ek 'Subah' Meri Umar Kam Kar Deti Hai.

So simple it is to Live

So simple it is to Live.

So simple it is to Love.

So simple it is to Smile.

So simple it is to win.

But it''s too difficult to be so simple.

Poor people travel in

Rich people
travel in
cars,

Poor people
travel in
Bus,

But sweet
people
Travel in Hearts !!

Please
continue ur journey in my heart.

Smile a while

Smile a while,

While u smile,

smile another smile,

soon there will be miles,

and miles of smiles is just u smile,

i hope ur day is full of smiles....... <-:

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Ladies first

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