Ladies first

Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First

Mar, 31 2011 166 chars (2 sms) 2473 views Decent

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How much can sum

How much can sum1 care?

A man suffring frm brain tumor died.

His wife opned his cupboard

n found sum tablets wid a letter

"take them dear.

U catch cold easily when u cry."

pati patni jab aapas

pati patni jab aapas me ruthte hai
to palang ke bich me bahut jagah
khali ho jati hai,
aur jab unke bich pyar hota hai to
palang ke kinare khali ho jate hai.

I May Not Be Your

I May Not Be Your PEPSI
Choice Of The New Generation

I May Not Be Your COKE
Only The Real Thing

Or

Your NIDO,
World''s No. 1

But

I Can Be Your REXONA I Won''t Let You Down ... :)

Luvles lyf iz like a

Luvles lyf iz like a fruitles tree
But
frndles lyf iz like a rootles tree
Tree can live widout fruit but not widout roots

Daulat-Mandi Pardes

Daulat-Mandi Pardes Ko B Watan Jaisa Banah Daiti Hy

Aur Muflis Apnah He Watan Mai Par-Desi Hota Hy

Know about a true lover

Know about a true lover :

a true lover is* 1 who tels dat u r cute , instd of sexy,*

1 who cals u bck whn u cut d cl in angr.*

1 who stay awake jst 2 wtch u slep*

1 who kises ur eys first then ur lips *

1 who want 2 show 2 d wrld wt u mean 2 him*

1 who holds ur hnd not ur waist, in frnt of his frnd

Loving Urself Is

Loving Urself Is
Common

But

Caring 4 Some1 Can b
Magnanimous

Coz

U Mi8 Nt Remember A
Small Act Od Caring

But

It Mi8 b d Brightest
Moment In Some1''s
Life =)

I MaY NoT HaVe GiVeN

I MaY NoT HaVe GiVeN

WhaT Is ExPeCtEd FrOm Me .

I''m HuMaN nOt PeRfEcT

bUt

InSiDe ThIs ImPeRfEcTiOn

LiES a HeaRt

ThAt VaLuES

YoU ThE BeSt ThE WaY i KnOw ... =_=

Zindagi Ki Rahoon Ma

Zindagi Ki Rahoon May Janay Kisay Kaun Mila..

Kisi Ko Hum Na Milay Aur Kohi Humein Na Mila..

As RAIN Covers d SUN

As RAIN Covers d SUN

TRUTH Covers d LIE

ANGEL Covers d EVIL

FLOWER Covers d GARDEN

I Wish & Pray
That
HAPPINESS Covers
All The WORRIES Of
Ur LIFE ...

[Aameen] (:

Its Not About Control

Its Not About Control Its About Love
When A Woman Sees A Man Hurting, Struggling Or Overwhelmed

Her Goal Is To Help
Not Control
Let Her Give You A Helping Hand

V Often Fail 2 Undrstandf

V Often Fail 2 Undrstand

D Feelngs Of D 1 Who Is Vry Close

2 Our Heart,

Coz D Book Wen Held Vry Close

2 Our Eyes Is Very Difficult 2 Read

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Ladies first

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