Ladies first

Ladies first
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First
  

Mar, 31 2011     166 chars (2 sms)     2193 views       Decent

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Books says “Read Me”,
Money says “Earn Me”
Time says “Plan Me”,
Flowers says “Love Me”,
My SMS says “Just Remember Me”
Dukh Sirf Bicherne Ka Nahi Hota . . .
Bal K Milne Ka Bhi Hota Hai . . .
Jab koi Puraana Humdam/Dost Barson Baad
Labon Per Mukurahat Aur Aankhon Main Sard-Mehri LSaja Ker Miley
Tou Ye Zaruur Naapna
Us Dost Se Bicherne Ka Dukh Ziada Tha Ya Milne Ka . . . ! ! !
JO tum ko dukh de ussy chhorr do
'SHAIKH SADI
JO tum ko dukh de ussy chhorr do . magar jisey chor do usy dukh na do ...
din ki roshni main rizk talash karo ! raat ko ussy talash karo jo tumhain rizq deta hai.....'
thinks the scariest people of all are

those who believe their own lies...

REMEMBER ME LIKE PRESSED FLOWER IN UR NOTEBOOK.
IT MAY NOT B HAVING ANY FRAGRANCE BUT WILL
REMIND U OF MY EXISTENCE 4EVER IN UR LIFE.
Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye,
Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye,
Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye,
Jab dil me ho aap harpal ke liye.......
The essence of water


Water is the key to survive
The treasured sea of pure life.

When we are thirsty, we drink water
We bath and we use water
While we cook, we introduce and include water

When I am sad, I cry water
When it rains, it pours water
When I clean, I employ water
When I play, I apply water
When I am sick, I pee water
And I look at the sea and see water.
"Coins Always Make Sound"
But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent!
So When Your Value Increases
Keep Yourself Calm & Silent
Laughter ... !

Can Be Satisfying
Than Honor ...

More Precious
Than Money ...


More Heart-Cleansing
Than Prayer ...


Keep Laughing ... =)
Delete My Name
From Ur
Mobile

Delete My Msgs
From Ur Inbox

Only Keep Me
Inside

Ur Heart 4ever...
"One Can Cross An Ocean Widout Wetting His Legs
But
Cannot Cross His Lyf Widout Wetting his Eyez"
Yet We Smile . . .
That''s Life . . .
Life is like a novel.

It is filled with suspense.

You hav no idea wat is going to happen

until u turn the page.

so enjoy each moment of life.