Ladies first

Ladies first
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First
  

Mar, 31 2011     166 chars (2 sms)     2611 views       Decent

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While I can run, I''ll run....
while I can walk, I''ll walk......
when I can only crawl, I''ll crawl.....
But by the grace of ALLAH, I''ll always be moving forward......
You can kiss Your "Family & Frnds" good-bye
And
Put miles b/w You,
But at the same time
You carry Them with You
in Your heart, mind & stomach,
Because
"You don''t just live in a world but a world lives in You" =)
Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice....
but for those who love....
TIME is ETERNITY
'''' Bhool ''''

Allah Tallah Insan Ko Maaf Kr Deta Ha
Insan Insan Ko Maaf Kr Deita Ha
Magar
Insan Ki Bhol Insan Ko Kabhi Bi Maaf Nahe Karti...''''
Here r d Deepest
Feelings Of My Heart
4 U

May ALLAH
Converts

Ur
Conflict
2
Comforts

Ur
Pains
2
Gains

Ur Minimums
2
Maximums

Ur
Scars 2
Stars

Ur
Losses
2 Profits

Ur
Tears
2 Smiles

Ur Sorrows
2
Pleasure

Ur
Bad-wishes
2
Well-wishes

Ur Credits
2
Debit

&

Ur
Dreams
2
Realities

&
Make It
Everlasting .. :)

Aamiin
Exelent Quote:

Wen U Luv Ur Parents Its Equal 2 God,

Wen U Luv Ur Frnds Its Equal 2 Trutfulnes

But Wen U Luv Urself Its Equal 2 Confidence..
S . M . S DoEsN''T MeaN "Short Messaging Service"
It Only Means " Sweet . Memories . Shared "
WiD A sPeCiaL, LoViNg, CarInG & SwEEt PeRsOn LiKe U . . . :->
Just go to hell
.
yes you
.
u only !
.
because only you can change
.
hell into heaven by your sweetness.!
I MaY NoT HaVe GiVeN

WhaT Is ExPeCtEd FrOm Me .

I''m HuMaN nOt PeRfEcT

bUt

InSiDe ThIs ImPeRfEcTiOn

LiES a HeaRt

ThAt VaLuES

YoU ThE BeSt ThE WaY i KnOw ... =_=
my friendship is not a moon, nor a sun,
bcoz they all disappear for sum time,
but my friendship is like the sky,
which is always be watching over u.
*Always welcome a new day with a ''Smile'' on ur lips ''Love'' in ur heart & ''good thoughts'' in ur mind & u will always have a wonderful day *Have a lovely day..
Life is just like a beach.

WE r moving without end.

Nothing stays with us.

What remains with us

is d memories of sum spl pepole

who touched us as waves