Ladies first

Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First

Mar, 31 2011 166 chars (2 sms) 2521 views Decent

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If I Hadn''t Met U

If I Hadn''t Met U

I Wouldn''t Like U

If I Didn''t Like U

I Wouldn''t Love U

If I Didn''t Love U

I Wouldn''t Miss U

But

I Did

I Do

&

I Will...

Oh ALLAH

Oh ALLAH

The Person reading
this, Help Him/Her
live a beautiful life,
promote Him/Her &
cause Him/Her 2 excel
beyond expectations
Help Him/Her 2 shine in
the darkest places &
give Him/Her love where
it''s impossible. Above
all give Him/Her
Jannah ...

~ Aamiin ~

S . M . S DoEsN''T MeaN

S . M . S DoEsN''T MeaN "Short Messaging Service"
It Only Means " Sweet . Memories . Shared "
WiD A sPeCiaL, LoViNg, CarInG & SwEEt PeRsOn LiKe U . . . :->

Beautiful thought

Beautiful thought- "We always feel bad,that good things happen only to ''others'', But we always forget that we are ''others'' for someone else....

Life doesn''t provide

Life doesn''t provide Warranties & Guarantees... it only provides possibilities & opportunities for those who dare to make best use of it! Gud Day!

Caring for someone

Caring for someone is easy but making someone care for you is hard. Now I keep wondering how did you make it so easy for me to care for you.

Dua Hy

Dua Hy !
MUSHKIL KUSHA Se k
Aap Ki Sari Mushkilat
Duur Hon

Dua Hy !
Us GHAFOOR Se k Aap
Ko Baksh De

Dua Hy !
Us RAHEEM Se k Aap Pr
Reham Kare

Dua Hy !
Us RAB-UL-IZZAT Se
k Aap Ko Izzat De

Dua Hy !
Us GHANI Se k Aap Ko
Hadh-darja Nawaze

Dua Hy !
MALIK-E-KAINAT Se k
Aapko Hr Khushi Se
Humkinar Kare

AAMIN

A Good Relationship

A Good Relationship Is Not When Two

"Perfect People"

Come Together.

But Itz When Two

"Imperfect People"

Learn To Enjoy Their Differences

You Are The Best

U r The Best
Heart Surgeon In The World
B'cuz
U Made A Place In My
Heart
Widout Cutting
&
Spilling Blood.
I'm Lucky To Have U.....

We Have No Right To

We Have No Right To Ask When A Sorrow Comes. . . ''Why Did This Happen To Me. . . ?'' Unless
We Ask The Same Question For Every Joy That Comes Our Way. . .

U Gotta Take The

U Gotta Take The Gud Wid The Bad

Smie Wid The Sad

Love What U Got

& Remember What U Had

Learn 2 Forgive

But Never FOrget

Learn From Ur Mistakes

But Never Regret

Ppl Change Things Go Wrong

Just Remember "Life Goes On" . . .

Most lovable lines

Most lovable lines ever said:

"Heaven must be really small,

because i can see it in my Mom''s eyes."

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Ladies first

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