Ladies first

Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First

Mar, 31 2011 166 chars (2 sms) 2404 views Decent

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y do we close our

y do we close our eyes wen we dream ?
dts bcoz d most butiful things n lyf r un seen..
so ask me ..
y cnt i see u ryt nw ? ? ...

Whtz Gr8er Thn

Whtz Gr8er Thn
Mother''z Love ?

Whch Pillow Is Betta Thn
Luvd One''s Lap ?

Whtz Warmer Thn
Father''z Hug ?

Whtz Sweeter Thn
A Baby''z Kiss ?

Whoze Company Is Betta Thn
A Frnd''z Company ?

Whtz Tastier Thn
Our Mother''z Coooking ?

There r Sumthings In Lyf
Which Have No Substitude ... (=

Success is like a

Success is like a beautiful girl it will leave us at any time, but failure is like a mother it will teach us some important lessons of life.

Can U Tell Me Your

Can U Tell Me Your Ingredients
B''coz I''ve Mixed 10000 Kg Of Sugar ,
10000 Kg Of Choclate & 10000 Kg
Of Honey But Still Cud''nt Make Person As Sweet As "U"

If Tomorow We Mis

If Tomorow We Mis Each Other

U Will Get Thousands Frends

Like Me

But I Would Not Get U,

Bcoz In Sky Stars R So

many

But MOON Is Only One

sweet is your nature

sweet is your nature.dear is your name.close to my heart u wil always.as earth want water.flower want dew. i want nothing but happines for u..

U r The Best

U r The Best
Heart Surgeon In The World
B''cuz
U Made A Place In My
Heart
Widout Cutting
&
Spilling Blood.
I''m Lucky To Have U.....

The great Thought

"The great thought"

A little lamp can do which the big Sun can not do...it gives light at night
It means no one is superior by size,
But by purpose.

In the end only 3

In the end,
only 3 things matter the most:
How fully u lived,
how deeply u loved
&
how well u learned to let go of things not meant for u!

Arz Hai Aladin K

Arz Hai Aladin K Pas Tha 1 Jadui Jin..
Dil Nai Lagta Hamara App K Bin..
Stainless Steel Mei Hota Hai 0.2% Tin..
Khuda Kare Mast Jaye App K Ajj Ka
Din... ;-

If life is a game

If life is a game.I pray u always win.

If life is a journey. I pray u always walk on roses.

If life is a joke. i wish u always smile.

MeMoRiEs r tReAsUrEd

MeMoRiEs r tReAsUrEd,
No oNe cAn StEaL.
PaRtInG Is hEaRtAcHe,
nO oNe cAn HeAl.
SoMe''ll fOrGoT u wHeN u R gOnE,
BuT I''ll r3m3mb3r u No MaTteR HoW lOnG.....

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Ladies first

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