Ladies first

Ladies first
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First
  

Mar, 31 2011     166 chars (2 sms)     2142 views       Decent

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God plz grant me the calmness

to accept the thngs I cant change,

the courage to change thngs I can

and wisdom to knw the difrnce b/w these two.
You can kiss Your "Family & Frnds" good-bye
And
Put miles b/w You,
But at the same time
You carry Them with You
in Your heart, mind & stomach,
Because
"You don''t just live in a world but a world lives in You" =)
If You Cannot Be A Pencil To Write Anyone''s Happiness

Then

Try At least To be A Nice Eraser To Erase Everyone''s Sorrows . . .
Before I got in touch with u,
I used to gaze at stars as they were only my friends.
But after I met u,I started believing
that stars do fall on Earth
Itna Aaa jaoe passand tum KHUDA ko..!!
K tumhari Qabooliyat ki ye sorat ho...!
Bin Mangay tum ko mil jaye sub kuch..!!
K DUA ko Khud tumhare Hath ki Zaroorat ho..!!
A Prayer can g0, where i can''t g0.
Thr0ugh PRAYER i can b with U, i care with0ut being there.
I may b miles away 4m U,bt my Prayers r alwz vd U!
On
"SAB KEH DO DAY"
I''ve A Special Prayer 4 U
May GOD Bless U n Ur Family Wid Health,
Happiness, Luv, Unity, Wealth, Care n
Wh8ever Ur Wishes r In Life
Ameen (:
So simple it is to Live.

So simple it is to Love.

So simple it is to Smile.

So simple it is to win.

But it''s too difficult to be so simple.
Four Things Never Come Back:

The Triggered Bullet,

The Spoken Word,

The Wasted Time,

The Neglected Opportunity !

So,Think Twice,Act Wise.
"I am not a palmist to tell U where UR paths will lead U..
I am not an astrologist to tell U if UR stars will be lucky enough for U..
I am not even gud enough to take UR burden 0ver my shoulders..
But..
I can make a Wish for U..
A simple Wish that..
May Allah lead U to the best path..
May He bless U with the luckiest stars..
May He guide U,
protect U n help U through everything.. *Ameen*
The "rain"may cover the "sun"
but we knw tht "sun"never
forgets to shine , just like u..
I may not often see U , but U always
"shine " in my prayers..............
SoMe Of ThE GrEaTeR ThInGs


In LiFe


ArE uNsEeN ...

ThAt''S wHy !

wE cLosE oUr EyEs

WheN wE

kIsS

CrY

Or

DrEam ... =)