Ladies first

Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First

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Smie Wid The Sad

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But Never FOrget

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Ppl Change Things Go Wrong

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And
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