Ladies first

Ladies first
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First
  

Mar, 31 2011     166 chars (2 sms)     2038 views       Decent

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U live in ur dreams but dreams may die, don''t get shattered never ever cry. D world is real big & has lots 2 giv, pick up a new dream, 4 dats d way 2 live.
,*, Kuch Anmol Batain Meri Diary Se ,*,
1. Aalim Se Ek Ghantay Ki Guftgoo 10 Baras K Mutalla Se Behtar Hai
2. Tehreer Ek Khamosh Zuban Hai Aur Qalam Haath Ki Zuban
3. Jhoot Bol K Jeetnay Se Behtar Hai Such Bol K Haar Jao
4. Waqt Se Pehle Kabhi Iraday Ka Izhaar Na Karo
5. Shikayat Na Karna Bhi Sabr Me Shamil Hai,
6. Khamoshi Be-Faida Guftgoo Se Behtar Hai
7. Dunia Me Sab Se Mushkil Kaam Apni Islaah Hai Aur Sab Se Sehl Dusron Par Nukta Cheni Karna
8. Umda Cheez Ko Hasil Karna Koi Khoobi Nahi Balkay Usay Umda Tareeqay Se Istimal Karna Khoobi Hai
9. Khud Pasandi Sab Se Bari Tanhai Hai
10. Khamoshi Barh Jaye To Haibat Ban Jati Hai
Exelent Quote:

Wen U Luv Ur Parents Its Equal 2 God,

Wen U Luv Ur Frnds Its Equal 2 Trutfulnes

But Wen U Luv Urself Its Equal 2 Confidence..
Most lovable lines ever said:

"Heaven must be really small,

because i can see it in my Mom''s eyes."
3 Magical Words
Of Life:
1.Please
2.Thank U
3.Sorry


But
Don''t Use
Dis Words To 3 Persons:
1.Friends
2.Lover
3.Mother
Waqt
1 Yaad Sy Wabasta Hy

Yaad
1 Khwab Sy Wabasta Hy

Khwab
1 Naam Sy Wabasta Hy

Naam
1 Jaan Sy Wabasta Hy

Jaan
1 Yaar Sy Wabasta Hy

Mera Waqt
Meri Yaad
Mer Khwab
Mera Naam
Meri Jaan

Sab Us Ek Insaan Se
Wabasta Hyn

Aur Wo Ho

"S-i-r-f
T-u-m"
Teri Zindagi Ka Har Ek Pal Nayab Ho Jaye

Tere Dil Ki Har Kali Khil Ker Gulaab Ho Jaye

Jin Par Barasti Hai Khuda Ki Khaas Rehmatai''n

Un Hastiyo''n Main Tera Intikhaab Ho Jaye . . .
Rule To Live . . .
Be civil to all,
sociable to many,
familiar with few,
friend to one,
enemy to none.
The first gush of chilly winds!

The familiar anticipation of long walks!

cold nose, numb feet, warm breaths!

The fog!

The vermillion tree leaves!
Oranges, Coffee, Friends!

"The best is yet to come"

Thats the message winters bear..

So make lasting memories..!

Happy January !
" Anmo£ Batien"

1-"Wafa" sekhni ha to Pholon se sekho,Jo Tehni se juda hote hi Murjha jate hen

2-Dusron ki Galtian bhul jao,mgr apni 1 Galti bhi Na Bhulo"
main raho ya na raho,ye dua rahe ge meri
tum khush raho sada mere sath b mere bad b
I like people like u who like
others like me & make the others like me
to like others like u.

Think again & again.
There''s a wonderful meaning in it (: