Ladies first

Ladies first
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First
  

Mar, 31 2011     166 chars (2 sms)     2249 views       Decent

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"I am not a palmist to tell U where UR paths will lead U..
I am not an astrologist to tell U if UR stars will be lucky enough for U..
I am not even gud enough to take UR burden 0ver my shoulders..
But..
I can make a Wish for U..
A simple Wish that..
May Allah lead U to the best path..
May He bless U with the luckiest stars..
May He guide U,
protect U n help U through everything.. *Ameen*
There Was An Headcount
Of Angels In Heaven
Pandemonium Strucked
Discovering That
An Angel Is Missing
Plz Call Heaven
&
Tell ''Em You''re Safe With Me... :)
SMS doesn''t only mean

''S''hort
''M''essaging
''S''ervice

but it also means...

''S''pecial
''M''oments
''S''haring

with...

''S''omeone
''M''ost
''S''pecial ;->
If a smile could be a rain drop i would wish that it keeps raining throughout ur life so that there may be no place for tears in ur life.
''Ek PYARI SI DUA''

...Tu Jab Bhi Koi Dua
Karey...

...Mera RAB Tujhy Wo
Ataa Karey...

...Teri Jholi Ho
Khushio''n Sy Bhari...

...Bin Maangey Tujhy
Sab Wo Ataa Karey...

...Tu Haath Uthaye
Baad Main...

...Mera RAB Tujhy
Wo Cheez Pehly Hi
Ataa Karey...

~ Aamiin ~ :)
Try Understndin Diz Msg,
Dn U Cn Reach Any Height In Ua Lyf

"An Inch Of Time Is An Inch Of Gold,

Bt U Cnt Buy Dt Inch Of

Time Wd Any Inch Of Gold..
PRESCRIPTION 4 U 4 LONG LIFE..

-2 tablets of luv

-2 tablets of care

-Syrup of Smile

Twice daily..

My fees:one sms wenevr u think about me!
I Wish An Angel Of
Mercy Always Sits
Next To You
&
Covers You With Gentle
Wings
So That,
You Walk Wrapped In
ALLAH''S Grace,
Protected & Peaceful
4ever

Aamin :)
Suppose if i have no name, with what name u would like to call

me as per my nature & character ?send this to all ur friends enjoy the answer.

Reply me 1st
Treasure Every Moment That You Have. . .

Yesterday Is A History. . .

Tomorrow Is A Mystery. . .

Today Is A Gift. . .

That''s Why It''s
Called The Present. . .
When a love comes to an end, weak cry, efficient ones instantly find another love, and the wise already have one in reserve...
So b wise always ;-
The "rain"may cover the "sun"
but we knw tht "sun"never
forgets to shine , just like u..
I may not often see U , but U always
"shine " in my prayers..............