Ladies first

Ladies first
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First
  

Mar, 31 2011     166 chars (2 sms)     2283 views       Decent

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*>Ultimate Truth<*
"Its very easy to say that i am busy
when some one needs you...
But its very painful to hear.
" i a m busy"
When you need some one.
The Most Painful

Moment Of Life Comes,

When The Care

Is Mistaken

As Disturbance!":-)
when the lips are closed,the heart begins to speak.
When the heart is silent,the soul blazes up
bursting into flame and this illuminates
the whole of our life...
The purpose ov relationship iz nt to hav sm1 who might complete u,Bt to hav sm1 wid whom u might share ur incompleteness!
I don''t search but I found, I never wish but it came true, I never asked but I got an answer & I never wanted but now I have u. Thanks for being mine.
At Age Of 3 V Started Study
Wid Tear & Age 23 V Will Finish Study
Wid Tear.

1st Tear Was Water & 2nd Wud B

Fear Of Missing

Dear Ones Forever
HeateD Go|d BeCoMes OrNamEnT

BeaTeD CoPpeR BeCoMeS WiRe

DeP|eTeD StOnE BeCoMeS StATuE

So

ThE MoRePaIn U GeT In LyF

MoRe Va|ueAb|e U BeCoMe....
If you cry because the sun is gone out of your life,

your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars.
HAPPINESS is like

a RADIO Station.!

It will be Broadcasting

All the time...

You just have to

Learn How to

TUNE IN and

RECEIVE It

Properly..
Happiness Keeps u Sweet,
Sorrows Keep u Human
Failure Keeps u Humble,
Success Keeps u glowing
& GOD Keeps u Going.

Have a blessed life!
Surkh ankhon say wo jab hamein dekhtein hain
Hum gharbra kar ankhein jhuka letay hain
Kaun milay un ankhon say ankhein
Suna hai who ankhon sa apna bana letay hain
4Jaghon pr
4Chezon pr Qabo Rkho.!


1.Kisi k ghar me apni Ankhon pr,

2.Dastarkhan pe apne Hathon pr,

3.Mehfil me apni Zuban pr,

4.Ibadat me apne khayalat pr!