Ladies first

Ladies first
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First
  

Mar, 31 2011     166 chars (2 sms)     2394 views       Decent

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Never break 4 things in your life:

TRUST

PROMISE



RELATION


&


HEART


bcz


when they break they don''t make noise


but


pains A LOT...
main raho ya na raho,ye dua rahe ge meri
tum khush raho sada mere sath b mere bad b
As we sail thru life, don’t avoid Storms & Rough waters, just let it Pass... Sail on! Bcoz calm seas will never make Skilled Sailors.
Sometimes
While I m lying in bed I
think about U
I know how V all r
growing up
Struggling to make
a place in the ''big big
world''
n
How 1 day V r gonna
get busy wid Our lives
I just want U to know
th8
I m scared to lose U, I
don''t want U to
change
I want U to be around
I want U to stay beside
Me
I want U to make me
laugh n smile 4ever
just like U''ve always
done
U''ll remain special to me
4ever n ever n U r 1
of those Friends I
won''t ever 4get (=
"The great thought"

A little lamp can do which the big Sun can not do...it gives light at night
It means no one is superior by size,
But by purpose.
Can U Tell Me Your Ingredients
B''coz I''ve Mixed 10000 Kg Of Sugar ,
10000 Kg Of Choclate & 10000 Kg
Of Honey But Still Cud''nt Make Person As Sweet As "U"
In the end,
only 3 things matter the most:
How fully u lived,
how deeply u loved
&
how well u learned to let go of things not meant for u!
Hitler said: "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
.
.
Pathan said: Ab bolne ka kya fayida Hitler bhai?
Jab Dictionary khareedi thi tab hi check karni thi na?
I Wish An Angel Of
Mercy Always Sits
Next To You
&
Covers You With Gentle
Wings
So That,
You Walk Wrapped In
ALLAH''S Grace,
Protected & Peaceful
4ever

Aamin :)
Knowing a person is like music, what attracts us to them is their melody, and as we get to know who they are, we learn their lyrics.
D Child In A Hurry Askd Sftly:
Oh GOD, If Im Abt 2
Leave Nw Plz Tel Me
My Angel''s Name

GOD Rplied:
Ur Angel''s Name Is Of
No Importance
U''ll Simply Call Her
MOTHER ...
Height Of Hiding Failure In Love

"

I Will Remember that person

Not As The One Who Broke My Heart,

But As The One Who Taught Me

How To Live With A Broken Heart!

"