Ladies first

Ladies first
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First
  

Mar, 31 2011     166 chars (2 sms)     2375 views       Decent

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An Honest Smile From
A Smiling Heart
Crossing Many
Kilometers,
Has Just Reached Ur



Inbox ...


Wishing U A Life,
Full Of Smiles...


Keep :)ing
Always Draw A Circle Around The Ones You Love . . . Never Draw A Heart
Because
Hearts Can Be Broken. . .
But
Circles Are Never Ending. . . .
Tujhe baaho me barkar kitna pyaar kiya tha,

Kya yaad tujhe hai tune ikraar kiya tha,

Kitni raate hamne saath-saath gujaari thi,

Aur maine tujhe choom-choom kar bekraar kiya tha.
Frequency of my msgs may b less.

but the time i remember U is more.

Thats Y science says tht

frequency is inversely proportional to time.
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is number se call Aye to ignore Nhi karna.
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warNa
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Din k liye udaas ho jao gay.
U r The Best
Heart Surgeon In The World
B''cuz
U Made A Place In My
Heart
Widout Cutting
&
Spilling Blood.
I''m Lucky To Have U.....
Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I''ll always be thankful that once, along my life''s journey I had U in my heart...
aik hathi nay chand chuntiyon ko chaltay chaltay kuchal k mar dya ghalti say.ab chyuntion n us hathi say badla lyne ka plan bnaya.plan.jab hathi ither say guzray ga to us ko tree k uper say jump laga k mar day gay."sab chyuntiyan tree p char hi rahi the k hathi uther say guzarnay laga.1 kamzor si chunti charhatay hue us p pehlay hi gir gaye.peechay say us ki sathi chuntion nay awaz lagaye."PHEY DAY SU PHAY DAY SU
Rudeness is a weak imitation of strength.
The squeaking wheel doesn''t always get the grease.
Sometimes it gets replaced.
If Sum1 really waits 4u,

It doesn''t mean he has nothing else 2do,

Its just mean dat nothing else is More
important Than u in dis world!
I Wish God Made Me A Sms,

So That I Can Reach U In 5 Sec,

Cost U Nothing, U''ll Read Me

& I Cud C U Smiling

Which Is Worth A Million For Me.
Dua Hy !
MUSHKIL KUSHA Se k
Aap Ki Sari Mushkilat
Duur Hon

Dua Hy !
Us GHAFOOR Se k Aap
Ko Baksh De

Dua Hy !
Us RAHEEM Se k Aap Pr
Reham Kare

Dua Hy !
Us RAB-UL-IZZAT Se
k Aap Ko Izzat De


Dua Hy !
Us GHANI Se k Aap Ko
Hadh-darja Nawaze

Dua Hy !
MALIK-E-KAINAT Se k
Aapko Hr Khushi Se
Humkinar Kare

AAMIN