Ladies first

Ladies first
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First
  

Mar, 31 2011     166 chars (2 sms)     2210 views       Decent

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Lyf''z Chemistry

Dilute Ur Sorrow
Evaporate Ur Woriz
Elevate Ur Courage
Filtr Ur Smile
U''ll Get The Crystals Of Love
May U Alwayz B Supr Saturated Wid
Happiness ... (:
Khuda Ko Bhool Gaye Log Fikr-e-Rozi MeiN,

Talaash Rizq Ki Hai, Raaziq Ka Kuchh Khayaal NahiN
< Health Tips >

1. Do Not Use Headphones/Earphone For Long Period Of Time.

2. Best Sleeping Time Is From 10pm at Night To 6am In The Morning.

3. Use Salads.
If we both exchange a rupee, we both have 1 rupee each, but if we exchange one good thought, we both hav two good thoughts.

Have a nice day!
Rishtay jo pyar ke thay sabhi choot-tay gaye...

Bandhan bhi saaray zabt ke phir toot-tay gaye...

Khawab-o-khayal ban gayen yaaron ki mehfilen...

Ek ek kar ke yaar sabhi rooth-tay gaye...

Sab dard dil main bhar liye sukh ki talash main...

Hamdard ban ke log hamain loot-tay gaye...

Milti rahin sazayen hamain pyar ke aiwaz...

Apni hi Khawahishon ka gala ghont-tay gaye...
Emotions,
Like words written on sand,
To be washed away by a rough tide.
Or, like a name etched on a rock
Withstanding the assault of time.
Friendship Is What I Offered To U..
Peace Is What
I Pray For U. Happiness Is What I Wish For U..
But Rememberance
Is Whti Expect
Frm U
DIET PLAN FOR LIFE;
1)Eat Ur Words
2)Swallow Urpride
3)Digetst The Teaching Of God
4)Elimintae The Ego
5)For Desserts; Indulge In Prayer & Meditation
Extreme of fashion?

Dhotee with zip



Extreme of secrecy?

Blank visiting card


Extreme of stupidity?

lookin throgh a keyhole of a glass door.


Extreme of Dehydration

A cow giving milk powder.


Extreme of Kanjusi.

A man after accident lying on the road giving misscalls to Edhi.
Happiness is not something u postpone 4 the future. It''s something u design 4 the present. Make each moment a happy one. I jus did it by remembering U! Have a nice day.
dukh dard k maron say mera zikr mat karna
ghar jao tu yaro se mera zikar mat karna
wo zabt na kar payengay ankhon k samndur
tum rah guzaron say mera zikar mat karna
pholon k nasheman mein raha hun sada say
dekho kabhi khazaroon say mera zikar mat karna
shayed yeh andheray he mujhay rah dikhein
ab chand sitaron say mera zikar mat karna
wo meri kahani ko ghalat rang na dey dein
afsana nigaron say mera zikar mat karna
shaid wo meray haal pey besakhta rodein
is bar baharon say mera zikar mat karna
lay jayngay gehrai mein tum ko baha kar
darya k kinaron say mera zikar mat karna
who shaks milay tu ussay har bat bata dena
tum sirf esharon say mera zikar mat karna
When Will People Understand

That

Words Can Cut As Sharply As Any Blade

&

That

Those Cuts Leave Scars Upon Our Souls . . .