Ladies first

Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First

Mar, 31 2011 166 chars (2 sms) 2299 views Decent

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I could fill a thousand

I could fill a thousand pages, telling you how i felt, and you still would not understand. So now I leave, without a sound, except that of my heart shattering as it hits the ground

Before I got in touch

Before I got in touch with u,
I used to gaze at stars as they were only my friends.
But after I met u,I started believing
that stars do fall on Earth

Excellence has always

"Excellence has always been achieved by those who dared believe that something inside them is superior to circumstances"

NeEdInG sOmEoNe Is

NeEdInG sOmEoNe Is
LiKe NeEdInG a
PaRaChUtE ...
If He IsN''t ThErE tHe
FiRsT tImE yOu NeEd
HiM, ChaNcEs ArE yOu
WoN''t Be NeEdInG hIm
AgAiN ... (= ;->

If u wait to b happy

If u wait to b happy, you will wait forever, but if you start to b happy,

you will be happy forever!

Golden Words

Golden Words

ALLAH Ki 4 Rahematian Asi Hai
Jo Insan Se Bardaasht Nai Hoti .

1 – Beti
2 - Mehman
3 - Barish
4 - Bemari

True friends are like

True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.

Dukh Bicharne Ka

Dukh ...

Bicharne Ka Nahi Hota

Bal K

Un Rishto''n K Tuutne
Ka Hota Hy

Jo Barso''n Ki Rafaqat
K Baad

Pal Main Tuut Jate Hyn ...

D Child In A Hurry

D Child In A Hurry Askd Sftly:
Oh GOD, If Im Abt 2
Leave Nw Plz Tel Me
My Angel''s Name

GOD Rplied:
Ur Angel''s Name Is Of
No Importance
U''ll Simply Call Her
MOTHER ...

Realize things before

Realize things before it''s too late. Accept things rather than deny them. Luv people before u lose them. U have just one life, luv it while u live it.

AgAr hUm 1 AnsOo

AgAr hUm 1 AnsOo hOt3y..!

To Ap Ki AnkhOn sE hO kAR

Apke hOnton PeR mRnA pAsAnd Krty

Or AgAr Ap Meri AnkhO k AnSoO hOty

ToU vAda hAi dOsT hUm Kabhi nA rOt3y

If death meant just

If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character...Would you slow down? Or speed up?”

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Ladies first

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