Ladies first

Ladies first
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First
  

Mar, 31 2011     166 chars (2 sms)     2421 views       Decent

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Life Is Not A

Cassette Player,

We Cant Enjoy

Our Favourite Songs.

But Life Is

Like A Radio,

We Have To

Learn To Enjoy

Whatever Comes.
"A goal is not the same as a desire, and this is an important distinction to make. You can have a desire you don''t intend to act on. But you can''t have a goal you don''t intend to act on."
Relation & Bone Are
Same, When Both
Cracked & Get Repaired
Correctly, They Are
More Powerful
But
If Not Correctly, They
Are Lost Their Worth ...
English Wonder

These Words Have Something In Common...
Banana, Dresser, Grammar, Potato, Revive, Uneven

Could U identify ?

In each of the words listed,
Move 1st letter to the end of the word and read backwards.
It spells the same... (:->
The nicest place to be is in the THOUGHTS of someone &
The safest place to be is in someones PRAYERS... (:
The Five Senses ..

''Touch'' Someone''s Heart Whenever U Can

''Taste'' Awl Dat Life Has Offer

''Smell'' Roses

''Hear'' The Nice things Dat Other Hve 2 Say

''See'' The Beauty Inside Everyone ... (:
Care for the one who shares with u, share with the one who knows u, know the one who MISSES u, MISS the one who WELL WISHES for u, Wish u all the Best
V Often Fail 2 Undrstand

D Feelngs Of D 1 Who Is Vry Close

2 Our Heart,

Coz D Book Wen Held Vry Close

2 Our Eyes Is Very Difficult 2 Read
My sweetest memory-UR msg!

My biggest sadness-The distance!

My biggest hope-i wil c u soon!

My strongest prayer-r relation continues 4ever.
Never expect anything in return from any1

But the truth is

when we really love someone,
we naturally expect a little care 4rm them
Fear less, hope more; eat less, chew more; whine less, breathe more; talk less, say more; hate less, love more; and all the good things are yours.
Door Of Memories Will Never Close
How Much We Miss Our Frnds
No One Knows
Days Will Pass Like Years
&
We''ll Remeber Da Memories
In Silent Tears . . .