Ladies first

Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First

Mar, 31 2011 166 chars (2 sms) 2536 views Decent

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Smiling is infectious

Smiling is infectious,
you catch it like the flu.
when someone smiled at me today,
I started smiling too.
I passed around the corner,
and someone saw my grin.
when he smiled I realized.
I’d passed it on to him!
I thought about that smile,
then I realized it’s worth.
a single smile just like mine,
could travel round the Earth

Educate your children

Dont educate your children to be rich.educate them to be happy.so when they grow up, they will know the value of ,things,not the price.

Ya Rab usko sada

Ya Rab usko sada lazawal rkna
Main rahun na rahun
Tu uska khyal rkna
Meri khushia''n b lely
Meri saans b lely
Mgr us k gird hamesha KHUSHYO''N ka jaal rkhna... (:

A= Aitbaar B= Bharosa

A= Aitbaar
B= Bharosa
C= Chahat
D= Dosti
E= Enaayat
F= Faisla
G= Gham
H= Hamdam
I= Intizar
J= Justuju
K= Khayal
L= Lamhay
M= Mohabbat
N= Naarazgi
O= Omeed
P= Pyaar
Q= Qismat
R= Rishtay
S= Samjhota
T= Tamanna
U= Udasiyan
V= Virasat
W= Wada
X= Xcuse
Y= Yadain
In Sab Feelings Se Milkar Banti Hai Z=Zindagi

4 Facts To Live Better LIFE

4 Facts To Live Better LIFE:

Never Say Sorry To One.. Who Likes U,
Never Say Bye To one.. Who needs U,
Never Blame The One.. Who Really Trust U..
&
Never ForGet The One.. Who Alwaz Remmbers U..!!

Rich people travel

Rich people travel in cars
poor people travel in carts
but people like u
always travel in hearts

Night Club

A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Dad.

I Want Go Back To That Time

I Want Go Back To
That Time

When ''''Getting High''''
Meant On ''''Swing''''

When ''''Mom'''' Was
The Only ''''Hero''''

When ''''Dad''s Shoulders''''
Were The ''''Highest Place''''
On Earth

When ''''Worst Enemies''''
Were Ur ''''Siblings''''

When The Only Thing
That Could ''''Hurt'''' U
Were ''''Skinned Knees''''

When The Only Things
''''Broken'''' Were Ur ''''Toys''''

&

When ''''Good Byes'''' Only
Meant ''''Till Tomorrow''''

Most of the thing

Most of the things we desire are EXPENSIVE.
But the truth is -
The things that really satisfy us are FREE:-

Love,
Joy,
Laughter

Some Joyz Are Better

Some Joyz Are Better
Xpressed In Silence

As A Smile Holds More
Meaning Than Words

I Was Asked If I Enjoy
Having U In My Life

I Juz Smiled ...

If u wait to b happy

If u wait to b happy, you will wait forever, but if you start to b happy,

you will be happy forever!

We act as though

We act as though comfort & luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us really happy is something to be enthusiastic about.

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Ladies first

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