Ladies first

Ladies first
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First
  

Mar, 31 2011     166 chars (2 sms)     2548 views       Decent

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Not all angels have wings, some have cell phones too. That''s why your angel is texting you right now, saying HELLO and wishing you to be safe all the time.
out kar phool main wapis nahi aati khushboo

'*
Apnay Ikhlaq-o-kirdaar ko mousam SAY bachaey rkhna


Dost......!!!!
''Ek PYARI SI DUA''

...Tu Jab Bhi Koi Dua
Karey...

...Mera RAB Tujhy Wo
Ataa Karey...

...Teri Jholi Ho
Khushio''n Sy Bhari...

...Bin Maangey Tujhy
Sab Wo Ataa Karey...

...Tu Haath Uthaye
Baad Main...

...Mera RAB Tujhy
Wo Cheez Pehly Hi
Ataa Karey...

~ Aamiin ~ :)
Wasi shah¤
¤Nazar jab tum se milti he.
Me khud ko bhool jata hon.
Bas ek dharrkan dharrakti he
Me khud ko bhool jata hon.
Tumhen milney se pehley.
Me boht sajta sanwrta hon.
Magar jab tum sanwartey ho.
Me khud ko bhool jata hon.
Me aksar kitabon pe Tera hi naam likhta hon.
Magr kuch tum jo likhtey ho,
Me khud ko bhool jata hon
Me aksar ye hi kehta honktum se pyar karta hon
Magar jab tum ye kehtey ho,
Me dunya bhol jata hun.
When u r blessed,He is Rehman.
When u R cared,He is Wadood.
When u R gifted,He is Kareem.
When u R forgiven,He is Ghafoor!
May Allah be with You. . .
Wh8z true but unfair
"Ur presence"

Wh8z real but invisible
"Ur Care"

Wh8z sweet but naughty
"Ur Smile"

Wh8z precious but priceless
"Ur company" ... :)
A boy tried to lift a heavy stone but he couldn't move it,

His friend asked him:Are you sure you are using all your strength ?

Boy:Yes,i am.

Friend:No you are not because you haven't asked me to help you.
"I'm your Friend & I'm your Strength"
I May Not Be Your PEPSI
Choice Of The New Generation

I May Not Be Your COKE
Only The Real Thing

Or

Your NIDO,
World''s No. 1

But

I Can Be Your REXONA I Won''t Let You Down ... :)
Never break 4 things in your life:

TRUST

PROMISE



RELATION


&


HEART


bcz


when they break they don''t make noise


but


pains A LOT...

Each of us has our own unique flaws.
We''re all cracked pots.
Its the cracks and flaws that make our lives interesting and rewarding.
You''ve to accept people as they are and then look for the good in them......
Remeber It ....
Coz
Nobody is perfect!
iT''s A

S''''imple''''

M''''ind Touching''''

I''''nteractive''''

L''''ong Lasting''''

E''''ffect Which Wins The Hearts''''

Yes... iT''s Ur SMILE...

So Keep Smiling Always .... :->
When any tension creps in ur mind, just close ur eyes,
think of me and see ur fingers u wil find my fingers clutched into ur fingers.
To
Say
I m
Always
Wid u