Ladies first

Ladies first
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First
  

Mar, 31 2011     166 chars (2 sms)     2017 views       Decent

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If U Would one of my Tear''s.........
I would never cry in fear of losing you....
Life Is Short

Forgive Quickly,
Believe Slowly,
Love Truly,
Laugh Uncontrollably,

And

Never Regret Anything


That Made You Smile .
A Fone Is A Form Of Communication

A Kiss Is A Form Of Affection

A Picture Is A Form Of Remembrance

Choosing ME As Ur FREND Is A Form Of













Ahem Ahem

GOOD TASTE . . . =)
I luk upon lyf as a
book & d ppl I luv r lyk
Rosepetals kept b/w d
pages
Ech tym I turn a pg of
my lyf
I find a Rosepetal
reminding me of my
beutiful memoriz (:
Acheivements Of Pakistani Forces In 1965:

They Stopped 500 Indian Tanks With Only 45 Tanks.

And In The Next Session Pak Force Stopped 600 Indian Tanks.

Pakistani Airforce Destroyed 104 Fighter Jets With Only 19 Fighter Jets.

This Visualizes The Boldness Of Our Forces.

>> HAPPY DEFENCE DAY <<

P A K I S T A N Z I N D A B A D
Khuda kry k tumko JUDAI na mile
kisi k dard me TANHAI na mile
ager muje sms na kro to kuch aisa ho
k mosam ho sardi ka or
tumhen RAZAI na mile
Madad Kyun Maangte Ho Auron k Darbar Se,
Woh Konsa Kaam Hai Jo Hota Nahi Tere PARWARDIGAR Se.


Ek ALLAH MADAD''GAAR,
BAQI SB TALAB''GAAR.
A race horse that consistantly runs just 1 second faster than others is worth millions of dollers more. Don''t compromise on 2nd position in life..
Everyone Thinks That The Truth
Should Be On
Their Side,
But,
Nobody Wants
To Be On
The Side Of
The TRUTH.!
Be Truthful To All...:)
Most irritating and ann0ying moment:


You're getting bored and no messages, not even a
single text. . . !



Suddenly your cell rings,
you rush t0wards it to watch who finally texted !


You pick your cell with excitement and see a text
from
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.
.
.
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Service Cente
SHARERS...

"A successful relationship is not built on givers and takers only,

but on people who also become sharers".
1 aapki Hasi
+
1 aapki Dosti
+
1 aapka sath nibhane ka vaada
+
1 kabhi na khatam hone wala vishvas
&
The RESULT is:
OUR RELATIONSHIP
(1+1+1+1) = 4Ever