Ladies first

Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First

Mar, 31 2011 166 chars (2 sms) 2086 views Decent

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Disaapointment are like

Disaapointment are like road hump,
they slow you down a bit but you enjoy....
the smooth road afterwards.....
Dont stay on the humps too long. MOVE ON

Its Not About Control

Its Not About Control Its About Love
When A Woman Sees A Man Hurting, Struggling Or Overwhelmed

Her Goal Is To Help
Not Control
Let Her Give You A Helping Hand

BeCaUsE oF yOu

BeCaUsE oF yOu !
I bElIeVe In Me
YoU''vE bRoUgHt,
A lIgHt InTo Me
BeCaUsE oF yOu !
My HeArT nO lOnGeR
aChE
yOu TaUgHt Me HoW
tO lOvE n To Be LoVeD
BeCaUsE oF yOu !
I m No LoNgEr ScArEd
I fEeL bRaNd NeW
eAcH dAy, As I gO
tHrOuGh EaCh HoUr
BeCaUsE oF yOu !
I''vE nO dOuBtS
yOuR fRiEnDsHiP gUiDeS
mE iN aLl Go ThRoUgH
ThNx It''S aLl BeCaUsE
oF yOu .. :)

PRiNCIPLES of STUDENT LIFE

PRiNCIPLES of STUDENT LIFE:

-Luv ur bed,its ur temple,-Relax in the day,

so dat u can sleep at nite,-Books r holy,so dont touch dem,-
Dont do sumthing 2morow,dat u can do day after 2morrow,-
If u feel like studying,sit down
&
wait till dat feeling goes away,-
Dont 4get that studying is a healthy actvity,So leave it 4sick people.

Dun Underestimate

Dun Underestimate The Power Of A Touch
A Smile, A Kind Word, A Listening Ear, An Honest Compliment, Or The Smallest
Act Ov Caring, All Of Which Have The Potential To Turn
A Life Arround . . . :)

Each Of Us Is A Star

Each Of Us Is A Star

Some Tyms We Shine With The Rest

Sometyms We Twinkle Alone

Sometyms When We Least Know It

We Make Someone''z Wish Come True :->

Kisi Apne Ko Kabh

Kisi Apne Ko Kabhi Apne
Se Itna Duur Na Krna
k
Wo Duur Hi Ho Jaye

Bal K

Us Apne Ko Apne Itna
Paas Rakhna
k
Wo Kabhi Kisi K Paas Hi
Na Jaye ... (:

The Ways To Keep

The Ways To Keep Happiness In Life . . .

Keep Ur Heart Free From Hate

Ur Mind From Worry

Live Simply

Expect Little

Give Much

Fill Ur Life With Love

Scatter Smile

Forget Self

Think Of Others. . . . :->

When Will People Understand

When Will People Understand

That

Words Can Cut As Sharply As Any Blade

&

That

Those Cuts Leave Scars Upon Our Souls . . .

Everyday I see Lots

Everyday I see Lots of Strangers
Passing By me,
Dis make me realize dat,
Life would b BORING,

Widout YOU!

World Is Round

"World Is Round"
"Round Is Zero"
"Zero Is Nothing"
"Nothing Is Life"

So Be Happy And Try To Make Others To Happy.
That Is Real Life..

3 Facts Of Life

3 Facts Of Life

"Life Has No Pause Button

Dreams Have No Expiry Dates

&

Time Takes No Holiday"

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Ladies first

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