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Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

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At My Will Mountain

"At My Will, Mountains Will Crumble,
I''ll Drink The Ocean,
Says the Preserving Soul.
Have That Sort Of Energy,Work Hard,
& u''ll Reach The Goal."

One of the best

One of the best messages
i''ve ever received.

Life is beautiful*...
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*Conditions apply.
Excluding all taxes :)

In ‘The Universal

In ‘The Universal Bank of God'', God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love, faith & happiness for you. So, Enjoy spending.

Advice

Only struggle, provides you the chance of success But
Addition of Faith in Allah Rab-Ul-Izzat converts this chance into guarantee..

My Message To The

My Message To The World. . .

If U Like Me...

Raise Your Hands. . .

If Not,

Raise Your Standards . . . |''!''|

Let me ask u something different

It Is Very Ussual 2 Ask

Whats Up?
H R U?
Had Ur Lunch?
Hows Life etc etc,

So Let Me Ask U Something Different

Did U Smile 2day?
If not Just do it now;-)

Life is not about

Life is not about waiting

for the storm to pass.....

Its about learning

to dance in the rain....." ;->

Relationships Are Precious

Relationships Are Precious

Don''t Take Them For Granted

Its Sad But True
That The Worst Pain In Life Is When

Someone "U KNOW"
Turns Into Someone "U KNEW" ...

It is of practical value

It is of practical value to learn to like yourself. Since you must spend so much time with yourself you might as well get some satisfaction out of the relationship.

Books says Read Me

Books says “Read Me”,
Money says “Earn Me”
Time says “Plan Me”,
Flowers says “Love Me”,
My SMS says “Just Remember Me”

2 Keep Ur Marriage

2 Keep Ur Marriage Brimming,

Wid Love In The Wedding Cup,

Wenever U''re Wrong, Admit It;

Wenever U''re Right, Shut Up.

It May be The Ray

SMILE ...

It May be The Ray Of Sunshine

That

Someone Needs In The Stormy Day ... =)

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