Ladies first

Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First

Mar, 31 2011 166 chars (2 sms) 2339 views Decent

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Madani Phool

Madani Phool

Apni Sochon Ko Paani K Qatron Se Zeyada Shafaaf Rakho,

Kyun K !

Jis Tarah Qatron Se Dariya Banta Hai,
Usi Tarha Sochon Se Emaan Banta Hai.

Zindagi K Kisi Lamhe

Zindagi K Kisi Lamhe Main Jab Suraj Ki Roshni Kam Parne Lage Tou Ghabrana Nahi
Yaad Rakhna K
Zameen K Kisi Goshey Man 2 Haatha Aap K Liye Dua Maang Rahe Hain . . .

The Best Way To

The Best Way To Inspire Ppl To Superior Performance Is To Convince Them By
Everything U Do & By Ur EveryDay Attitude
That U r Whole Heartedly Supporting Them....

Self respect

Sometimes you have to stop caring because you may care too much for someone who doesn't care about you. It's not pride; it's self-respect.

Smile stays forever

Tree leaves do not look green forever,
Roses do not look fresh forever,
But I pray to ALLAH that
Smile on your lips stay forever.

Good Morning & Have A Nice Day

Dunia main 2 Log he

Dunia main 2 Log he Haseen 0r Zaheen HaiN

1.WO Jis ka MsG ap Parh rahy hAin

0r

2.wo Jis ne Ye SmS ap ko bhAijhA hY

I May Not Be Your

I May Not Be Your PEPSI
Choice Of The New Generation

I May Not Be Your COKE
Only The Real Thing

Or

Your NIDO,
World''s No. 1

But

I Can Be Your REXONA I Won''t Let You Down ... :)

The Relations Whic

The Relations Which Requires Efforts To Be Maintained Are Never True

&

If The Relation r True They Never Require Any Effort To Be Maintaied

4 Steps To Attai

4 Steps To Attain Success!

1st T H I N K.

2nd B E L I E V E.

3rd D R E A M .

4th D A R E.

Good L U C K.

No & Yes are the d

No & Yes are the words which need a long thought.

Most of the troubles in life are the result of saying Yes too soon or No too late.

Don''t be dismayed

Don''t be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can
meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes,
is certain for those who are FRIENDS

~*~ GOLDEN WORDS ~*~

~*~ GOLDEN WORDS ~*~

¤Jo Dukh de usay chorh do magar jisay chorh do usay dukh na do.

¤Buri suhbat k dosto''n se kaantey ache jo 1 bar zakhm dete hyn.

¤Agar tum ALLAH ki ibadat nhi kr sakty tou gunah krna bhi chorh do.

¤Apni muskarahat se kisi ka dil jeetna sab se azeem karnaama hy.

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Ladies first

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