Ladies first

Ladies first
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First
  

Mar, 31 2011     166 chars (2 sms)     2024 views       Decent

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1 day dream asked life : "when v all cum tru?"
Life smiled n replyd :
"never, coz d day all of u cum true
i'll lost my meaning"
Invite Allah Into The Chemistry of Life.

He''ll Dilute your Sorrows,

Evaporate your Worries,

Filter your Mistakes

&

Leave you with Crystals of Happiness!

INSHAALLAH.
There r two things u can do after waking up in the morning....

Go back to sleep and continue ur dream...

Get up and chase ur dream...
God is an invisible parent.

And parents are the visible god.

So if u make d visible god happy,

automaticaly the invisible God becomes happy.

LOVE YOUR PARENTS.
I nEvEr.....

Need 2 SEe D

sUn AgaIn...

ThErE EnouGh

lItE In Ur EyEs

2 lItE uP AlL D

wOrLd.......
A Very Passionate Line Written,

On The Shirt Back Of Pak Army Soldiers..

"Don''t Love Us Because We Die Young."

DEDICATED TO PAK ARMY..

!_! HAPPY DEFENCE DAY !_!

~ SALUTE PAKISTAN ~
A SmIlE iS The

LiGhT iN Ur WinDow

Th8 tElLs OthEr''S

Th8 ThErE iS A

CaRinG, ShaRinG

PerSon InSidE.
Man - God, Please Give Me Everything.

So That I Can Enjoy "Life".

God Smiled And Replied-

I Have Given U Life To Enjoy "Everything"
I Pray For You

A Life That You
"Truly Deserve"

A Life As Good As Your
"Heart"

A Life As Bright As Your
"Smile"

&

A Life As Wonderful As Your
"Dream" ... (=
V May Not Be Eligible
For Oscars Or Grammys
But
V r All Eligible 4
Life''s Precious
Moments , Like ...

A Big Hug,
A Quiet Evening Walk,
With A Friend,
Thinking Of Someone
Late At Night,
Watching The Rain,
Sipping Hot Coffee,
A Gud Day At Work,
Parent''s Love,
The Day U Made
Ur Own Break Fast,
To See Someone Smile
At u For No Reason,

Treasure These
Moments 4 Ur
Lifetime ..
U Mite Not Get
These Back ...

Enjoy Life ... (:
Four Things Never Come Back:

The Triggered Bullet,

The Spoken Word,

The Wasted Time,

The Neglected Opportunity !

So,Think Twice,Act Wise.
At Age Of 3 V Started Study
Wid Tear & Age 23 V Will Finish Study
Wid Tear.

1st Tear Was Water & 2nd Wud B

Fear Of Missing

Dear Ones Forever