Ladies first

Ladies first
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First
  

Mar, 31 2011     166 chars (2 sms)     2498 views       Decent

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Take My Eyes but let me c u. Take my mind but let me think about u.Take my hand but let me touch u. But if u want to take my heart, its already with U
Those we Love,
Never go away,
They walk besides us everyday Unseen, Unhead,
Still Near,
Still Luved,
Still Mised,
&
Still Very Dear
Just lyk u..
Rishtay jo pyar ke thay sabhi choot-tay gaye...

Bandhan bhi saaray zabt ke phir toot-tay gaye...

Khawab-o-khayal ban gayen yaaron ki mehfilen...

Ek ek kar ke yaar sabhi rooth-tay gaye...

Sab dard dil main bhar liye sukh ki talash main...

Hamdard ban ke log hamain loot-tay gaye...

Milti rahin sazayen hamain pyar ke aiwaz...

Apni hi Khawahishon ka gala ghont-tay gaye...
Zindagi bhar zindagi ki saza milti rahi,
Lamha lamha wafaaon ki jaza milti rahi.
Cherh kar jata raha har baar zakhmon ko mere,
Gham ke sholon ko yun hi hawaa milti rahi.
Meri nazron ne hai bakhsha husn ko farogh,
Uske har aaza ko ik adaa milti rahi.
Faasla badta gaya jitna gaya uske qareeb,
Khushk patton ko jaise hawaa milti rahi.
Paththron ki gird takrata raha ''Rahat'' ka wajood,
Sukhan goi ka sadaa nayee sadaa milti rahi.
"A"
"Rose.Say"
"I.miss.u"
"A"
"Smile.Say"
"I.Like .You"
"A"
"Ring.Say"
"I.Help.u"
"BUT
"My.Small.S.M .S"
"Say"
"I.cant.4get"
"u"
Acheivements Of Pakistani Forces In 1965:

They Stopped 500 Indian Tanks With Only 45 Tanks.

And In The Next Session Pak Force Stopped 600 Indian Tanks.

Pakistani Airforce Destroyed 104 Fighter Jets With Only 19 Fighter Jets.

This Visualizes The Boldness Of Our Forces.

>> HAPPY DEFENCE DAY <<

P A K I S T A N Z I N D A B A D
Tere ghum me tarap kar mar jayengay,

mar gye to tera nam lejayengay,

rishwat de k tujhe b uper bulayengay,

tm uper ao gay to 7 beth k kurkure khayen gay;-)
This SMS Is The Best To Describe Me

Just because my eyes do not show tears,
doesn''t mean my heart doesn''t cry n i don''t get hurt.
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Just because I come out strong, doesn''t mean there is nothing wrong.
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Often I choose to pretend that i''m happy.
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So I don''t have to explain myself to people who''ll never understand.
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Smiling has always been easier than explaining y i''m sad...!
The Ways To Keep Happiness In Life . . .

Keep Ur Heart Free From Hate

Ur Mind From Worry

Live Simply

Expect Little

Give Much

Fill Ur Life With Love

Scatter Smile

Forget Self

Think Of Others. . . . :->
4 Rules 2 following in life :-

Friendship : Take it never leave it.
Love : Share it never keep it..
Respect : Earn it never ask it...
Trust : Make it never break it....
In complete darkness we are all the same & its only our knowledge & wisdom that seperates us.....

Don''t let your eyes deceive you.
Dil Ko Aram Milta Hai Tujhay Pane Se,
Meri Sans Main Sans Hai Bas Tere Hi Aane Se,
Kaise Tuh Chor Jati Hai Mujhay Bhari Mehfil Main Tanha,
Kya Dar Lagta Hai Tujhe Mere Karib Aane Say...