Ladies first

Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First

Mar, 31 2011 166 chars (2 sms) 2579 views Decent

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Sumtymz We Think

Sumtymz We Think Of
Why Frendz Keep
4wrding Msgs To Us
Widout Speaking Words ?
The Reason Is Dat,
Daily They Have
Nothing To Say
But
Still Want To
Keep In Touch ... (:

Some of the best

Some of the best moments in life:-
Lying in bed listening to the rain outside...
Thinking about the person you love...
A long drive on a calm road...
Finding money in your old jeans just when you need it...
Giggling over silly jokes...
Holding hands with a friend...
Getting a hug from someone who loves u...
The moment your eyes fill with tears after a big laugh...
Wishing you these moments in your life always..!

There Is An Important

There Is An Important Difference Between "LOVE & FRIENSHIP". . .

While The Former Delights In Extreme & Opposites , The Latter Demands Equality .

Diamond cannot be

Diamond cannot be polished without friction ,
Gold cannot be purified without fire,
Good people go through trials but
That experience make their life Better not Bitter"

If u wait to b happy

If u wait to b happy, you will wait forever, but if you start to b happy,

you will be happy forever!

3 Things In Life

3 Things In Life
Never Come Back ..
Words
Opportunity
Time

3 Things In Life
Are Never Sure
Dreams
Success
Fortune

3 Things In Life
That Make U A
Great Person
Hard work
Sincerity
Patience

3 Things In Life
Are Most Valuable
Love
Self Respect
Friends ... !!!

1 Day Ur Dreams

1 Day Ur Dreams Will Come True.
1 Day ur Presence Will b Precious.
1 Day U''ll b The Happiest Person
In Dis World & That Day May B
TodayNever Loose Hope.. :-]

Some 1 can give

Some 1 can give you crying & tears.

Many others can give u laughter & Smiles.

But only rare can give you

Laughing tears n crying smiles.

Wh8z true but unfair

Wh8z true but unfair
"Ur presence"

Wh8z real but invisible
"Ur Care"

Wh8z sweet but naughty
"Ur Smile"

Wh8z precious but priceless
"Ur company" ... :)

U r The Best

U r The Best
Heart Surgeon In The World
B''cuz
U Made A Place In My
Heart
Widout Cutting
&
Spilling Blood.
I''m Lucky To Have U.....

God is an invisible

God is an invisible parent.

And parents are the visible god.

So if u make d visible god happy,

automaticaly the invisible God becomes happy.

LOVE YOUR PARENTS.

maut ki gari me jis

maut ki gari me jis din sona hoga,
na koi takiya hoga na koi bichhona hoga,
sath hogi aap jaise dosto ki mithi yaade,
aur shamsan ka ek chhota sa kona hoga

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Ladies first

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