Ladies first

Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First

Mar, 31 2011 166 chars (2 sms) 2226 views Decent

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Kbhi kbhi AaNSon

Kbhi kbhi AaNSon MUSKURAHAT Se Zyada SPECIAL Hote Hen

Bcz..

SMILE Tu Sub K Liye Hoti He.

Magr AaNSU Sirf UnKe Liye Hote Hen

Jinhen Hum KHONA Nhi
Chahte:

Impossible is just

Impossible is just a big word thrown
around by small men who find it easier
to live in the world they''ve been given
than to expolre the power they have
to change it.Impossible is not a fact.
It''s an opinion.It''s a dare.Impossible is
potential.Impossible is temporary.
Impossible is nothing....

Sumthing Missing In

Hey!

Sumthing Missing In U,

But Wat & Whr?Lets Search

In Ur Bag
NO
In Ur Pocket
NO
Oh GOD
I Got It
Its On Ur Face

UR SWEET SMILE!

Those we Love

Those we Love,
Never go away,
They walk besides us everyday Unseen, Unhead,
Still Near,
Still Luved,
Still Mised,
&
Still Very Dear
Just lyk u..

Maalik Ne Har Insaan

Maalik Ne Har Insaan Ko Insaan Banaya

Ham Ne HINDU Ya MUSALMAN Banaya,

Kudarat Ne De Hame 1 Dharti,

Humne Kahi HINDUSTAN

Kahi PAKISTAN Banaya.

Evn though

Evn though, I clutch my blanket n growl
when de alarm rings.
Thank u, ALLAH,
that I can hear.
There r many,
who r deaf.

Evn though, I keep my eyes closed
against da morning lite as long as possible.
Thank u, ALLAH,
dat I can see.
Many r blind.

Evn though,
I huddle in my bed n put off rising.
Thank u ALLAH,
that I hav da strength to rise.
There r many,
who r bedridden.

Thanks a lot ALLAH for Ur uncountable blessings...\

~*~ GOLDEN WORDS ~*~

~*~ GOLDEN WORDS ~*~

¤Jo Dukh de usay chorh do magar jisay chorh do usay dukh na do.

¤Buri suhbat k dosto''n se kaantey ache jo 1 bar zakhm dete hyn.

¤Agar tum ALLAH ki ibadat nhi kr sakty tou gunah krna bhi chorh do.

¤Apni muskarahat se kisi ka dil jeetna sab se azeem karnaama hy.

Cute Feel

Cute Feel : My Hands Never Pain

When Typing Message For You,

But My Heart Always

Pain When

There Is

No Reply

From YOU.!!

Beautiful Lines

Beautiful Lines

"Worrying Doesn''t Reduce Yesterdays Sorrows,
But It Empties Todays Strength".
So DONT WORRY,
BE HAPPY & Make Others Happy.

Janwar Ma Khawahish

Janwar Ma
Khawahish
Tr
Frishtay Ma Aqal Hoti Hy

Magr Insan Ma Dono Hoti Hyn

Agr Wo Aql Ko Dba Le To Janwar

Tr

Agr Khuwahish Ko Dabata Hy

To Frishta Kehlata Hy

U''ll knw th8 U mis

U''ll knw th8 U miss sum1 vry mch
whn evrytym U think of th8 person.
Ur Heart breaks into peices & juz a quick "Hello"
4m th8 prson can bring
d broken pieces back

Don''t Define Ur Failure

Don''t Define Ur Failure
By Looking At
SomeBoody''s Success...
&
Don''t Define Ur Success
By Looking At
SomeBody''s Failure...
Set Ur Own Targets Every Day To Break .....

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Ladies first

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