Ladies first

Ladies first
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First
  

Mar, 31 2011     166 chars (2 sms)     2458 views       Decent

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The purpose ov relationship iz nt to hav sm1 who might complete u,Bt to hav sm1 wid whom u might share ur incompleteness!
Earth and Heaven will pass away But Our''s word will never never never ever pass away.
Most irritating and ann0ying moment:


You're getting bored and no messages, not even a
single text. . . !



Suddenly your cell rings,
you rush t0wards it to watch who finally texted !


You pick your cell with excitement and see a text
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Service Cente
3 Facts Of Life

"Life Has No Pause Button

Dreams Have No Expiry Dates

&

Time Takes No Holiday"
Good Unerdtsanding Btewene
Ecah Ohter Is Rael FierndSihp!
Eevn If We Hvae So Mnay
MsiUnerdsantndig Lkie Tish Msseaeg,
Btu i Konw U Cna Raed WtihOtu Msitkae !!
look at the SUN
&
you c TIME..
look in the HEART
&
you c LOVE..
look in the EYES
&
you c LIFE..
look at ur MOBILE
&
c who''s
REMEMBERING U!!!
When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but often times we look so long at the closed door that we dont see which one has been opened for us..
Only struggle, provides you the chance of success But
Addition of Faith in Allah Rab-Ul-Izzat converts this chance into guarantee..
Love,
Like, a storm raging in all frenzy,
Furiously beating the waves.
Or, turbulence beneath tranquil sea,
Mysteriously it behaves.
Fear less, hope more; eat less, chew more; whine less, breathe more; talk less, say more; hate less, love more; and all the good things are yours.
Golden Words

ALLAH Ki 4 Rahematian Asi Hai
Jo Insan Se Bardaasht Nai Hoti .

1 – Beti
2 - Mehman
3 - Barish
4 - Bemari
There r Only 2 Persons
Who Can Tell You The Truth About You ...


A Friend Who has Lost His Temper ...

&

A Enemy Who Starts Loving You ...