Ladies first

Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First

Mar, 31 2011 166 chars (2 sms) 2128 views Decent

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wat is the secret of my

wat is the secret of my energy?
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Boost?
No
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Horlicks?
No
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Money?
No
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then wat?
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a small sweet msg from ''U'' everyday

LIVETOGETHER

"LIVETOGETHER"

What did u read?

"Live together"

or

"Live To Get Her"

Just a beautiful way

2 say "LIFE is d way how u look n react.."

People Need To Be

People Need To Be.....

- Drunk To Talk;
- Forgetful To Forgive;
- Psychotic To Be Passionate;
- Hurt To Be Honest;
- Confused To Think;
- Crazy To Love.

Strange Indeed.

Never seem more l

Never seem more learned than the people u are with. Wear ur learning like a pocket watch and keep it hidden. Don''t pull it out to count the hours, but give the time when u are asked

An Honest Smile From

An Honest Smile From
A Smiling Heart
Crossing Many
Kilometers,
Has Just Reached Ur

Inbox ...

Wishing U A Life,
Full Of Smiles...

Keep :)ing

FEW GOOD THOUGHTS

FEW GOOD THOUGHTS

1.Pray as if everything depends on God, and work as everything depends on you.

2.To handle yourself use your mind & to handle others use your heart.

3.Don''t loose head in success and heart in failure.

4.Beauty and colour may attract the eye but character appeals to the "HEART

U R My " DAWLANCE "

U R My
" DAWLANCE "
{ Q k dawlance reliable hai }

My
" PEL "
{ Aj B Kal B }

M Ur
" SUFI "
{ Jo Naam Hai Eitmaad Ka }

Our Relationship Like
" KISAN "

{ Itnna Khalis jitna pyar }

When you want

When you want to enjoy life, think today as your life''s First day. When you want to achieve something in life, think today as your life''s Last day.

I learned dat even

I learned dat even if u r right.....u can''t keep everybody happy....

and I learned dat it hurts when ur friends don''t trust u and accuse u of something which u never ever intended.....

Keep The Smile

Keep The Smile
Leave The Tear

Think Of Joy
Forget The Fear

Hold The Laugh
Leave The Pain

Be Joyous Till
I Message Again ... :)

Maalik Ne Har Insaan

Maalik Ne Har Insaan Ko Insaan Banaya

Ham Ne HINDU Ya MUSALMAN Banaya,

Kudarat Ne De Hame 1 Dharti,

Humne Kahi HINDUSTAN

Kahi PAKISTAN Banaya.

I could fill a thousand

I could fill a thousand pages, telling you how i felt, and you still would not understand. So now I leave, without a sound, except that of my heart shattering as it hits the ground

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Ladies first

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