Ladies first

Ladies first
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First
  

Mar, 31 2011     166 chars (2 sms)     1892 views       Decent

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On
"SAB KEH DO DAY"
I''ve A Special Prayer 4 U
May GOD Bless U n Ur Family Wid Health,
Happiness, Luv, Unity, Wealth, Care n
Wh8ever Ur Wishes r In Life
Ameen (:
Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when someone Hurts U
Smile because SOMEONE
still Loves to see u Smiling
Taking Sips Of Coffee

Lying In Cozy Bed With
Blanket Around

Reading Novel Or
Watching Movie

Long Gossips With
Friends !

Rain Wid Soft Muzik

Long Walk On
Sea Shore At Night
With A Cyp Of Tea
In Hand

All U Can Enjoy
Coz
It''s WINTER Again !!
If u wait to b happy, you will wait forever, but if you start to b happy, you will be happy forever!
A Smile Is The Light

In Your

Window

That

Tells Others

That

There Is A

Caring n Sharing

Person Inside . . .

Keep Smiling . . . =)

n

Stay Blessed
My sweetest memory-UR msg!

My biggest sadness-The distance!

My biggest hope-i wil c u soon!

My strongest prayer-r relation continues 4ever.
The Five Senses ..

''Touch'' Someone''s Heart Whenever U Can

''Taste'' Awl Dat Life Has Offer

''Smell'' Roses

''Hear'' The Nice things Dat Other Hve 2 Say

''See'' The Beauty Inside Everyone ... (:
"Ek BohAt KhubsurAt JuMLA"

"ALLAH Ko Paa Kar Kabhi Kisi Ne Kuch Nahi Khoya,


Or ALLAH Ko Kho Kar Kabhi Kisi Ne Kuch Nai Paaya.../
Never Explain Yourself To Any One. Because The Person Who Likes You Doesn''t Need It, and The Person Who Dislikes You Won''t Believe It....
If I Could Reach Up And Hold A Star For EveryTime You Made Me Smile. . .
I Would Have The Whole Night Sky In The Palm Of My Hand. . .
Hassi ko inbox
Aansu ko outbox
Gussey ko hold
Muskan ko sent
Help ko ok
Dil ko karo vibrate
Phir dekho zindagi ki
Ringtone kitni pyari hai..
Caring for someone is easy, but to make someone care for you is difficult, So never lose the one who really cares for you!